Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Oh come on! I’m not ready for children yet, I haven’t read enough about them!*Sniffles.*
D-d-d..d.addy...
*gets up, runs out of tavern crying.*
*pursues*
What’s wrong little one?

Oh come on! I’m not ready for children yet, I haven’t read enough about them!*Sniffles.*
D-d-d..d.addy...
*gets up, runs out of tavern crying.*
*Balls up.*Oh come on! I’m not ready for children yet, I haven’t read enough about them!
*pursues*
What’s wrong little one?
*pets**Balls up.*
You dont love me!
(Lemme know if there is too much drama, I can tone it back.)
Sniffles.**pets*
What is love?
No, no, love is not a person. Love is an action. Love is something we do. When we make cake for people, when we bathe them for their own sake, when we indulge their somewhat-off putting desires. Love is laying down your life for others. And let me tell you, if someone walked in this room right now with murderous intent against you, I’d fight to the death to protect you. There is no greater love than that.Sniffles.*
Love is daddy.. Daddy doesn't love me.
*Wipes away snot.*
B-but... daddy? You're my daddy... I want nobody else to be my daddy. I love you!No, no, love is not a person. Love is an action. Love is something we do. When we make cake for people, when we bathe them for their own sake, when we indulge their somewhat-off putting desires. Love is laying down your life for others. And let me tell you, if someone walked in this room right now with murderous intent against you, I’d fight to the death to protect you. There is no greater love than that.
*headpats*B-but... daddy? You're my daddy... I want nobody else to be my daddy. I love you!
*Hugs tightly.*
daddy....*headpats*
I know, child, I know...
*concernedly stares into space*
Do.. do you want me to go?daddy....
I’M A VIRGIN...Ssaannttoo is the Knight's long lost son?
Thats some good tv right there
No. Not until we’ve completed our quest and I can relinquish custody of you.Do.. do you want me to go?
So.... you dont want to keep me?No. Not until we’ve completed our quest and I can relinquish custody of you.
Child, you must understand, tis difficult to be a valiant ally of truth and justice when one is raising a child simultaneously. Villains could kidnap you to hamstring me. And I can’t exactly suddenly up and up leave on an epic quest when I’ve got familial obligations. After I’m done serving the world and have done sufficient good... maybe...So.... you dont want to keep me?
I’M A VIRGIN
Well i’m not....i’m gemeni
I-i-i.. I can fight bad guys to daddy!Child, you must understand, tis difficult to be a valiant ally of truth and justice when one is raising a child simultaneously. Villains could kidnap you to hamstring me. And I can’t exactly suddenly up and up leave on an epic quest when I’ve got familial obligations. After I’m done serving the world and have done sufficient good... maybe...
Twouldn’t be “giving you away”, twould be merely relinquishing you to your rightful lineage!I-i-i.. I can fight bad guys to daddy!
*Gets up, kicks shin.*
I.. I can be big and strong like you!
Please dont give me away, please.. I.. I love you...
Daddy?Twouldn’t be “giving you away”, twould be merely relinquishing you to your rightful lineage!
...though I have knighted for the prerequisite time to have a squire... and you do seem the right age... hmmmmm...
*glares**takes out a chair and watches the real life TV drama about a Knight and his long lost son, grabbing a bag of popcorn to munch on*
Maybe. If I get reinstated. And your real father doesn’t show up.Daddy?
SQUEEEEEEEEEE
Im gonna be daddy's knight!