Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Perhaps I shall train you and then be slain in some unrelated incident, and then you shall fulfill my unfinished quest! Twould be a classic tale!Well... I'm weally fast too!
*Zooms to other shoulder.*

Perhaps I shall train you and then be slain in some unrelated incident, and then you shall fulfill my unfinished quest! Twould be a classic tale!Well... I'm weally fast too!
*Zooms to other shoulder.*
Ahhhh thanks brotherActs as a shower by using scald at a high angle(Oops typo
No daddy! dont die!Perhaps I shall train you and then be slain in some unrelated incident, and then you shall fulfill my unfinished quest! Twould be a classic tale!
Child, I shall eventually perish, as all do. You must prepare yourself for that inevitability. Especially given my line of work.No daddy! dont die!
No.Child, I shall eventually perish, as all do. You must prepare yourself for that inevitability. Especially given my line of work.
You cannot protect me from my inevitable fate. At the very least, old age shall do me in. Besides, Ghost type Pokemon exist. Despite death, I may not be gone. Though I pray that I’ll get to Rest In Peace...No.
*I bap your head.*
I will pwotect you!
Dont die now daddy.You cannot protect me from my inevitable fate. At the very least, old age shall do me in. Besides, Ghost type Pokemon exist. Despite death, I may not be gone. Though I pray that I’ll get to Rest In Peace...
*smiles*Dont die now daddy.
*Rests chin adorably on head.*
I love you daddy!*smiles*
I’ll try not to.
mmfI love you daddy!
*Wraps arms and legs around his face.*
SO.mmf
*tries not to run into anything*
Well, since you don’t seem to be particularly interested in finding your true father, and I don’t dare attempt to slay Ben now without a better plan, we can indulge in one of my, er, personal quests.SO.
*Sits back on shoulder.*
Where are we going?
*Looks at vials.*Well, since you don’t seem to be particularly interested in finding your true father, and I don’t dare attempt to slay Ben now without a better plan, we can indulge in one of my, er, personal quests.
*removes TF potion vials @Domjoe414 gave me, as well as Meta’s potions*
I’m trying to increase my, shall we say, knowledge about TF agents and concoctions. Strictly for self defense, I assure you. Gonna try to figure out which are which by smell alone.
*buries nose in book, labeled “ye olde guide to baleful polymorph prevention”*
Because there needs to be a planet for the eevee to live onSo you’re a mad scientist hell-bent on TFing the world, and you care about the environment??
For reference, we have these RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONs, which I can most assuredly trust are what they claim to be.*Looks at vials.*
*Uncorks.*
*Sniffs.*
Hmmm. Surprisingly logical. Touche.Because there needs to be a planet for the eevee to live on
we need to stop him daddy!
*Jumps onto shoulders.*
*Giggles.*
I'm a parrot.
RIGHTEOUSpoints out that your “daddy” has one of us status with the eevee tfers now
And can say i fight/TF for a world were eevee are free to live and evolve without having to worry about humans throwing their balls at us and forcing us into slaveryRIGHTEOUS
VENGEANCE
THAT’S ALL I COMMITTED
We have to worry about that? I was under the impression a good shield did the trick.And can say i fight/TF for a world were eevee sre free to live and evolve without having to worry about humans throwing their balls at us and forcing us into slavery
“Humanity is a temporary ailment”We have to worry about that? I was under the impression a good shield did the trick.
And it’s fair to fight for justice and liberty, but you supposed love of liberty seems to disappear as soon as it comes to the liberty to maintain your form.
“Ailment”? What makes you say that? The lack of fluff? The exceedingly limited natural abilities? I, er, didn’t mind those things at all.“Humanity is a temporary ailment”
Omg eevee tf :0Ah, I always wonder where your true self is hiding! Should one follow the scent to find out?
G'eeveening! *waves* Am an eevee at the moment, but still blu~
Furries only allowed here sir *escorts to asylum*You want to sample my potions? I suppose that might be possible
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