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Domjoe414
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Hey Lance! Things are good hereGosh it's been a while since I have been on here how goes it everfur?

Hey Lance! Things are good hereGosh it's been a while since I have been on here how goes it everfur?
Verily, thou art “going down”, as the kids say.I THREW you off the side. I'm the reason you escaped you ungrateful varlet.
As to my not being a knight, that is slander. I challenge you to a duel, to be fought next time we see each other.
The loser must take a TF potion of the winner's choice
*sprays febreeze t o get rid of the musky husky*Hey Dom glad to hear
*Walks up to daddy, hugs him.*Verily, thou art “going down”, as the kids say.
Child, I know you were a fox, but seriously. Watch thy tongue. Innuendo is unnoble.*Walks up to daddy, hugs him.*
Beat him hard daddy.
*big Yawn.*
Bath time!I'm hungry...
*Leaves dad to go to kitchen.*
*Makes adorably small sandwich, but there is bits of bread, meat, cheese, and other bits all over the place, and in my fur.*
(lmao, I didn't mean innuendo I wanted you to beat his ass xD)Child, I know you were a fox, but seriously. Watch thy tongue. Innuendo is unnoble.
So, once I’ve put my foot through his rear at a high velocity, what would you like him to TF into?
*Bolts.*Bath time!
Well, I take no pleasure in TFing people (I only fight for my honor), but ‘twas merely the rules of the duel’s challenge. May as well give you some fun.(lmao, I didn't mean innuendo I wanted you to beat his ass xD)
Oh, Really daddy!? I get to pick... Hmm.. I want him to be something cute AND cuddle able!
*Does a happy spin.*
Freeze ray!*Bolts.*
*Cartoonishly disappears into a could of dust.*
Tehehe... hahaha.... MUWAHAHAHAHHAAA!!Well, I take no pleasure in TFing people (I only fight for my honor), but ‘twas merely the rules of the duel’s challenge. May as well give you some fun.
Eep!Freeze ray!
*uses Icy Wind*
But I do beg you not to be too cruel. No inanimate objects, or sea cucumbers.Tehehe... hahaha.... MUWAHAHAHAHHAAA!!
Eep!
*Stops dead in my tracks.*
*feels water to make sure it’s warm*What's a shower?
*Cold, shivery head tilt.*
E-eep! Eavul, eavul!*feels water to make sure it’s warm*
*douses you*
That, child, is a shower. Slightly faster than bathing.E-eep! Eavul, eavul!
*Tail and ears shoot straight up.*
The water is attacking me!!!That, child, is a shower. Slightly faster than bathing.
*reduces water pressure*The water is attacking me!!!
B-better...*reduces water pressure*
Better?
*pokes playfully*B-better...
*Still doesn't like getting wet.*
Ee!*pokes playfully*