Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*Sits there admiring all of my uncles.*

My family is so cool.

*Adorable tail wag.*

 

[Universe]

*opens secret entrance to my lair*

 

[Yakamaru]

Thank you Yaka, I hope you are doing well, feel free to reach out to me if you need any cookies, or want to watch the Matrix trilogy back to back.

I may take you up on this kind offer of yours at some point. Bless your soul.

*Sits there admiring all of my uncles.*

My family is so cool.

*Adorable tail wag.*

Oh oh oh oh!

Can I be that crazy uncle with funny stories to tell whenever you visit? :>

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh oh oh oh!

Can I be that crazy uncle with funny stories to tell whenever you visit? :>

Hehe, you're so funny!

*Sits on lap.*

Tell me your stories Please Uncle yakakaka! Yakakmu? Yakmara? Yakmazu? Yakamariou? Yama.. *nods* Yama!

 

[Universe]

Anyone want to join me on a secret mission? *points to secret entrance*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Anyone want to join me on a secret mission? *points to secret entrance*

*Big adorable gasp.*

Yeee!

*Does a happy dance before bolting inside.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Anyone want to join me on a secret mission? *points to secret entrance*

No thank you, I prefer my missions to be public knowledge. I’ve nothing to hide.

 

[ssaannttoo]

No thank you, I prefer my missions to be public knowledge. I’ve nothing to hide.

Daddy! We can be spy knights! The first, the best, and the coolest people on the planet!

 

[Arishipshape]

Daddy! We can be spy knights! The first, the best, and the coolest people on the planet!

And what after that? Ninja pirate robot spy knights? Spies deal in deceit, subterfuge, and deception. None of which I’d like to indulge in.

 

[ssaannttoo]

And what after that? Ninja pirate robot spy knights? Spies deal in deceit, subterfuge, and deception. None of which I’d like to indulge in.

Buuuuut.. we can be good Spies, not bad spies!

 

[Arishipshape]

Buuuuut.. we can be good Spies, not bad spies!

What is a good spy but someone excellent at the arts of hiding, treachery, and avoiding honest battles? Nay, I’d rather make a bad spy than a good one.

 

[ssaannttoo]

What is a good spy but someone excellent at the arts of hiding, treachery, and avoiding honest battles? Nay, I’d rather make a bad spy than a good one.

Oh... okay~

Spies are cool....

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh... okay~

Spies are cool....

If you wish to be a spy, I shan’t stop you. But good luck dealing with the conflict of interests between chivalry and effective spy work.

 

[TR273]

*Slouches in*

 

[ssaannttoo]

If you wish to be a spy, I shan’t stop you. But good luck dealing with the conflict of interests between chivalry and effective spy work.

No! I will be the nicest, happiest, coolest spy. I will be soo good I will get all the ice cream and cookies ever!

 

[Arishipshape]

No! I will be the nicest, happiest, coolest spy. I will be soo good I will get all the ice cream and cookies ever!

Then I wish you good luck. Alas, I cannot teach you spying, as I’ve never done it myself.

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*Slouches in*

How unladylike. Is that any way for a mom fox to behave?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Then I wish you good luck. Alas, I cannot teach you spying, as I’ve never done it myself.

I will be Knight spy!

*Mighty pose.*

 

[TR273]

What is a good spy but someone excellent at the arts of hiding, treachery, and avoiding honest battles? Nay, I’d rather make a bad spy than a good one.

I'd have to argue with you on a few of those points!
If the spy does their job well for example then thousands need not die in combat, honourable or not.
And as for the hiding well, sometimes the masks one has to wear make the game worth playing.

 

[TR273]

How unladylike. Is that any way for a mom fox to behave?

I can't be fabulous 24/7 you know, however....
*Straightens, poses and wiggles butt!*

 

[Yakamaru]

Hehe, you're so funny!

*Sits on lap.*

Tell me your stories Please Uncle yakakaka! Yakakmu? Yakmara? Yakmazu? Yakamariou? Yama.. *nods* Yama!

Sit down little Sam, and I shall teach you about the story of the three-headed Chimera who fell in love with Medusa..

 

[ssaannttoo]

I'd have to argue with you on a few of those points!
If the spy does their job well for example then thousands need not die in combat, honourable or not.
And as for the hiding well, sometimes the masks one has to wear make the game worth playing.

Hehe, see daddy! Auntie knows!

*hugs Auntie.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sit down little Sam, and I shall teach you about the story of the three-headed Chimera who fell in love with Medusa..

*Giggles.*

*Turns around and faces.*

I'm not Sam silly!

 

[Arishipshape]

I will be Knight spy!

*Mighty pose.*

The two skill sets needed for those professions have little overlap. Spies don’t expect to do much fighting, and Knights don’t expect to do much sneaking. But if that’s what you want...

I'd have to argue with you on a few of those points!
If the spy does their job well for example then thousands need not die in combat, honourable or not.
And as for the hiding well, sometimes the masks one has to wear make the game worth playing.

Oh I didn’t say spies were evil or bad! Simply counter to the values of honor and chivalry.

 

[Yakamaru]

*Slouches in*

My kind of girl.