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Predators and Prey

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
(What happens? I'm already under temp TF.)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
B-bleh!

It's stinky!

*Runs out.*
*lies on the floor, panting*

Hehehe...! Finally! I’ll have to clean my armor again, but it was totally worth—
Oh squire! I’ve a job for you!
(What happens? I'm already under temp TF.)
(It didn’t get in your mouth, right? You don’t TF, it was a desperation gambit on my part (which worked I guess))
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
*lies on the floor, panting*

Hehehe...! Finally! I’ll have to clean my armor again, but it was totally worth—
Oh squire! I’ve a job for you!

(It didn’t get in your mouth, right? You don’t TF, it was a desperation gambit on my part (which worked I guess))
*Looks around curiously, wondering who the squire is*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*lies on the floor, panting*

Hehehe...! Finally! I’ll have to clean my armor again, but it was totally worth—
Oh squire! I’ve a job for you!
Yes daddy?

*Shakes excess transformation classes.*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Time to learn armor cleaning 101. After I find somewhere suitable to change, of course.
*pulls you aside*
Don’t you ever pull a stunt like that again.
*Ears flatten against my head.*
B0but... daddy.. I was just playing with you....
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
“Playing” and “extreme violation of personal space” are two different things. Not to mention, you even broke the silver rule: NO TOUCHEY!

*purses lips*
You’re just a child, you wouldn’t know. I shouldn’t be so aggressive. Apologies.
I-i'm.. sowwy daddy...

*Sniffles.*
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
*Slowly creeps forward, finger extended to poke the armour*
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
*draws sword* Watch your step.
*Still creeps forward* Whaaat? I'm not doing anything! Just walking! I'm just... Um... Testing the wind with my finger! Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
It’s okay, child. I forgive you. I’m merely... not used to so much physical stimulation at once.
Does.. does that mean you dont want me to hug?
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
*uses Icy Wind*
*Shivers but keeps going, only a few feet away* Hmm... Yes yes the wind seems to be cold... Maybe just a little bit more this way to test the wind over here...
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Does.. does that mean you dont want me to hug?
Well... sort of, but I’ll gladly make an exception for you. If you keep it gentle. And brief. And outside my clothing.
*Shivers but keeps going, only a few feet away* Hmm... Yes yes the wind seems to be cold... Maybe just a little bit more this way to test the wind over here...
*raises shield* Touch me and I’ll challenge you to a duel.
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
THEN YOU FORFEIT

*takes war-axe, begins chopping tree down*
*GASP* No no no wait! Fine I'll fight you just don't hurt the tree! *Glides to the ground*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Well... sort of, but I’ll gladly make an exception for you. If you keep it gentle. And brief. And outside my clothing.
Of course daddy! *Hugs briefly.*

(Sorry I'm having some friend issues.)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*GASP* No no no wait! Fine I'll fight you just don't hurt the tree! *Glides to the ground*
There. With what weapons will our duel be fought?
Oh, you might be new to this. The rules of honor dictate that the challenged party chooses what kind of duel it will be. Will it be hand to paw combat? Perhaps a battle of wits? Chess? Jousting?
Of course daddy! *Hugs briefly.*

(Sorry I'm having some friend issues.)
*headpats*

(No need to apologize, RL always takes precedence)
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
There. With what weapons will our duel be fought?
Oh, you might be new to this. The rules of honor dictate that the challenged party chooses what kind of duel it will be. Will it be hand to paw combat? Perhaps a battle of wits? Chess? Jousting?
*Looks around nervously* Uhh... I have magic and that's about it. Yea, sorry, I have no idea what to do... *Laughs nervously, hoping to stay alive and not trip onto a sword*
 
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