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Predators and Prey

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
You have Ssaannttoo’s real father kidnapped!? Fie upon thee! I shall duel you for his liberty!

Whew, three duel arrangements in one day. This is getting excessive.
Yeah dude maybe you should chill out... *Smirks at the pun*
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
...
I shall give you grace on this ONE occasion. Nobody may make cold puns around me! Consider yourself informed.

And 3 duels in one day is an abnormally large amount, usually I only get 1 or 2 a week.
*Starts laughing so hard I fall from the tree and land on the ground, still laughing*
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
What?! What’s so humorous?

You’re about to be duel number 4.
*Rolls on the ground trying to regain my composure* Nothing! You just *laughing too much* You just need to cool off! *Starts laughing harder, glowing with humor*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
You have Ssaannttoo’s real father kidnapped!? Fie upon thee! I shall duel you for his liberty!

Whew, three duel arrangements in one day. This is getting excessive.
*Sails up*

It's ok! I have found @ssaannttoo 's dad's Liberty!
Liberty.jpg

No clues as to where he went though.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Rolls on the ground trying to regain my composure* Nothing! You just *laughing too much* You just need to cool off! *Starts laughing harder, glowing with humor*
*clenches teeth*
I take solace in the fact that, not only shall I decimate you in the duel tomorrow, it will also render your puns completely null and void.
*Sails up*

It's ok! I have found @ssaannttoo 's dad's Liberty!
View attachment 97934
No clues as to where he went though.
bruh
Hehehe!

That's not very n-ice of you.
You. Me. Duel. Now. What weapons.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
*clenches teeth*
I take solace in the fact that, not only shall I decimate you in the duel tomorrow, it will also render your puns completely null and void.
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA *Uncontrollable laughter at all the puns*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Mashes 'X' and 'O' for the combo attack*
*clang clang clang clang clang*

*lands with a roll*

Hold on, hold the duel for a second. So I see people in fighting games cheat all the time—like with Vega bringing in giant slashing claws—but they never seem to cheat in an actually effectual way! Nobody brings armor, or a crossbow or anything! It’s quite confusing.

Where was I?

*shoots second crossbow bolt*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*freezes in midair*
Then you forfeit and must revoke your poor-taste puns. Besides, @TR273 is fighting on your behalf now.
*resumes jump slashing, because talking is a free action*
*Blocks with magic staff*

(Holding the gardening staff in reserve)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Blocks with magic staff*

(Holding the gardening staff in reserve)
Now hold on, I’m not utilizing magic. This isn’t a proper duel.
Wait you’re a badass magic wielder! I’ve got a magic duel tomorrow. Instead of getting annihilated by me in this duel, would you perhaps allow me to take notes on how you do stuff?

*pulls up chair and notepad*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*clang clang clang clang clang*

*lands with a roll*

Hold on, hold the duel for a second. So I see people in fighting games cheat all the time—like with Vega bringing in giant slashing claws—but they never seem to cheat in an actually effectual way! Nobody brings armor, or a crossbow or anything! It’s quite confusing.

Where was I?

*shoots second crossbow bolt*
*Enters V.A.T.S. Mode*
*Grabs the crossbow bolt in Slowmo mode.....*
*Has action points left*
*Doesn't have enough to draw, load and shoot 10mm pistol*
*Notes you are still in mid air*
*Turns you 180° back the way you came*
 
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