Predators and Prey

[Alyx_0_0]

You have Ssaannttoo’s real father kidnapped!? Fie upon thee! I shall duel you for his liberty!

Whew, three duel arrangements in one day. This is getting excessive.

Yeah dude maybe you should chill out... *Smirks at the pun*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Gib him back meanie!

*baps.*

Here, have your daddy!

Yeah dude maybe you should chill out... *Smirks at the pun*

Hahaha!

 

[Arishipshape]

Yeah dude maybe you should chill out... *Smirks at the pun*

...
I shall give you grace on this ONE occasion. Nobody may make cold puns around me! Consider yourself informed.

And 3 duels in one day is an abnormally large amount, usually I only get 1 or 2 a week.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

...
I shall give you grace on this ONE occasion. Nobody may make cold puns around me! Consider yourself informed.

And 3 duels in one day is an abnormally large amount, usually I only get 1 or 2 a week.

*Starts laughing so hard I fall from the tree and land on the ground, still laughing*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Presents everyone with a wide variety of cool puns*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Starts laughing so hard I fall from the tree and land on the ground, still laughing*

What?! What’s so humorous?

*Presents everyone with a wide variety of cool puns*

You’re about to be duel number 4.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

What?! What’s so humorous?

You’re about to be duel number 4.

*Rolls on the ground trying to regain my composure* Nothing! You just *laughing too much* You just need to cool off! *Starts laughing harder, glowing with humor*

 

[TR273]

You have Ssaannttoo’s real father kidnapped!? Fie upon thee! I shall duel you for his liberty!

Whew, three duel arrangements in one day. This is getting excessive.

*Sails up*

It's ok! I have found @ssaannttoo 's dad's Liberty!

No clues as to where he went though.

 

[Pygmepatl]

You’re about to be duel number 4.

Hehehe!

That's not very n-ice of you.

 

[ssaannttoo]

(Sorry, I gotta dip for a bit.)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Rolls on the ground trying to regain my composure* Nothing! You just *laughing too much* You just need to cool off! *Starts laughing harder, glowing with humor*

*clenches teeth*
I take solace in the fact that, not only shall I decimate you in the duel tomorrow, it will also render your puns completely null and void.

*Sails up*

It's ok! I have found @ssaannttoo 's dad's Liberty!
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No clues as to where he went though.

bruh

Hehehe!

That's not very n-ice of you.

You. Me. Duel. Now. What weapons.

 

[TR273]

Hehehe!

That's not very n-ice of you.

Cease thine PUN-ishment, this is s-no-w joking matter. Icey what you are trying to do, but all you will get is a frosty reception from @Arishipshape .

 

[Arishipshape]

Cease thine PUN-ishment, this is s-no-w joking matter. Icey what you are trying to do, but all you will get is a frosty reception from @Arishipshape .

*loads crossbow*
You’d like to take @Pygmepatl’s stead in the duel? Very well.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*clenches teeth*
I take solace in the fact that, not only shall I decimate you in the duel tomorrow, it will also render your puns completely null and void.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA *Uncontrollable laughter at all the puns*

 

[TR273]

*loads crossbow*
You’d like to take @Pygmepatl’s stead in the duel? Very well.

I fear you have brought a knife to a PUNfight!

*Casts 'Vines of entanglment' for the lols*

 

[Arishipshape]

I fear you have brought a knife to a PUNfight!
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*Casts 'Vines of entanglment' for the lols*

Ice beats grass.
*uses Icy Wind to freeze the vines and shoots a crossbow bolt*

 

[TR273]

Ice beats grass.
*uses Icy Wind to freeze the vines and shoots a crossbow bolt*

*Ducks*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Ducks*

Thy reflexes art superb.
*jump slash attack*

 

[Pygmepatl]

You. Me. Duel. Now. What weapons.

I am a pacifist skunk, I do not engage into fights. You could say I am a chill skunk!

 

[TR273]

Thy reflexes art superb.
*jump slash attack*

*Mashes 'X' and 'O' for the combo attack*

 

[Arishipshape]

I am a pacifist skunk, I do not engage into fights. You could say I am a chill skunk!

*freezes in midair*
Then you forfeit and must revoke your poor-taste puns. Besides, @TR273 is fighting on your behalf now.
*resumes jump slashing, because talking is a free action*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Mashes 'X' and 'O' for the combo attack*

*clang clang clang clang clang*

*lands with a roll*

Hold on, hold the duel for a second. So I see people in fighting games cheat all the time—like with Vega bringing in giant slashing claws—but they never seem to cheat in an actually effectual way! Nobody brings armor, or a crossbow or anything! It’s quite confusing.

Where was I?

*shoots second crossbow bolt*

 

[TR273]

*freezes in midair*
Then you forfeit and must revoke your poor-taste puns. Besides, @TR273 is fighting on your behalf now.
*resumes jump slashing, because talking is a free action*

*Blocks with magic staff*

(Holding the gardening staff in reserve)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Blocks with magic staff*

(Holding the gardening staff in reserve)

Now hold on, I’m not utilizing magic. This isn’t a proper duel.
Wait you’re a badass magic wielder! I’ve got a magic duel tomorrow. Instead of getting annihilated by me in this duel, would you perhaps allow me to take notes on how you do stuff?

*pulls up chair and notepad*

 

[TR273]

*clang clang clang clang clang*

*lands with a roll*

Hold on, hold the duel for a second. So I see people in fighting games cheat all the time—like with Vega bringing in giant slashing claws—but they never seem to cheat in an actually effectual way! Nobody brings armor, or a crossbow or anything! It’s quite confusing.

Where was I?

*shoots second crossbow bolt*

*Enters V.A.T.S. Mode*
*Grabs the crossbow bolt in Slowmo mode.....*
*Has action points left*
*Doesn't have enough to draw, load and shoot 10mm pistol*
*Notes you are still in mid air*
*Turns you 180° back the way you came*