Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

*Observes the battle, chilling and drinking cold beer*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Enters V.A.T.S. Mode*
*Grabs the crossbow bolt in Slowmo mode.....*
*Has action points left*
*Doesn't have enough to draw, load and shoot 10mm pistol*
*Notes you are still in mid air*
*Turns you 180° back the way you came*

*misses*

Wow, impressive. Mind showing me how to do that, so long as I swear not to use it against you?

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Watches with fascination, fully recovered from the laughing*

 

[TR273]

Now hold on, I’m not utilizing magic. This isn’t a proper duel.
Wait you’re a badass magic wielder! I’ve got a magic duel tomorrow. Instead of getting annihilated by me in this duel, would you perhaps allow me to take notes on how you do stuff?

*pulls up chair and notepad*

*Hits 'Undo'*
Ok first, go to the Tibetan institute for magic.
Second study under the masters for two or three centuries.
Bingo! You're a badass magic user!

Failing that have this preloaded magic staff, point it at your target and hit the activation rune and hope you get 'Storm of Fire' rather than 'Butterfly's, Butterfly's everywhere!'


Oh and shout made up words so it looks like you know what the hell you are doing.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Hits 'Undo'*
Ok first, go to the Tibetan institute for magic.
Second study under the masters for two or three centuries.
Bingo! You're a badass magic user!

Failing that have this preloaded magic staff, point it at your target and hit the activation rune and hope you get 'Storm of Fire' rather than 'Butterfly's, Butterfly's everywhere!'


Oh and shout made up words so it looks like you know what the hell you are doing.

Touché.

 

[metatherat]

*Phones @metatherat *

*picks up rat-phone*
Hello, you have reached the phone of Meta the rat, MASTER ALCHEMIST. If you are calling to complain about being transformed into some kind of a rodent against your will, you have the wrong number. Otherwise, this is Meta the rat, MASTER ALCHEMIST, speaking. What can I do for you?

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Stands up and raises hand* My magic is a birth thing... Just sayin

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Rolls onto back.*

*Watches fight upside down.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Flies back up to tree limb and resumes position of hanging upside down*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Eavul.

*Lays legs out.*

*Rolls back over.*

*Looks like loaf of bread.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Watches eevee loaf upside down*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Watches eevee loaf upside down*

*Mlems.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Eyes droop, tired from the laughing*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Rolls around in circles.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Swings up to lay on the branch. Eyes close* I'm just gonna chill up here for a bit... *Chuckles at the pun*

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*Swings up to lay on the branch. Eyes close* I'm just gonna chill up here for a bit... *Chuckles at the pun*

*throws popcorn at you*
BOOOOOO!!!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*throws popcorn at you*
BOOOOOO!!!

:0

*Sits in popcorn bucket. Gets all buttery.*

Uncle Fish!

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*throws popcorn at you*
BOOOOOO!!!

*Doesn't react except to eat the popcorn* Mmmm...

 

[ben909]

:0

*Sits in popcorn bucket. Gets all buttery.*

Uncle Fish!

Why is cosmic uncle fish? He is a bird

... also missed a round it seems

 

[ssaannttoo]

Why is cosmic uncle fish? He is a bird

... also missed a round it seems

Because He is Fish *Nods.*

(Comic I didn't now how I could make that sound funny, so I went with FS, FS sounds like fish to me.)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Swings up to lay on the branch. Eyes close* I'm just gonna chill up here for a bit... *Chuckles at the pun*

Tomorrow, wretch.

*throws popcorn at you*
BOOOOOO!!!

THANK you.

 

[ben909]

Because He is Fish *Nods.*

(Comic I didn't now how I could make that sound funny, so I went with FS, FS sounds like fish to me.)

(Ok)

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Tomorrow, wretch.

THANK you.

*Laughs again but is still tired. Eyes close and i doze off*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Laughs again but is still tired. Eyes close and i doze off*

Rest well, I’d hate for you to have the excuse of drowsiness to explain the outcome of the duel...

 

[ssaannttoo]

Rest well, I’d hate for you to have the excuse of drowsiness to explain the outcome of the duel...

*Sits on shoulder.*