Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*Obliviously continues* {dragon with a strong tail}

Cool! *Yells to @Arishipshape* Catch! *Waits until Ari is ready*

Whaaa?

*Looks back, concerned.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*raises shield*
Catch what?

Catch your kid! *Throws @ssaannttoo*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Catch your kid! *Throws @ssaannttoo*

Waaaaaaaa!

*Screams and flails.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Catch your kid! *Throws @ssaannttoo*

That’s not my—

*drops shield and catches Ssaannttoo*
*promptly drops him, not wanting a repeat of the tickle incident*

 

[Pygmepatl]

I see there is domestic violence going on here!

*Calls the Pawlice*

 

[ssaannttoo]

That’s not my—

*drops shield and catches Ssaannttoo*
*promptly drops him, not wanting a repeat of the tickle incident*

*Falls over.*

My little life flashed before my eyes.*

 

[Arishipshape]

I see there is domestic violence going on here!

*Calls the Pawlice*

That is correct. I would like to report @ssaannttoo for tickle torture.

 

[ssaannttoo]

That is correct. I would like to report @ssaannttoo for tickle torture.

But daddy! it.. it was funny..

*Looks really disappointed in myself.*

 

[Arishipshape]

But daddy! it.. it was funny..

*Looks really disappointed in myself.*

I strongly disagree.

...though I hope Pygmepatl sees that was sarcasm.

 

[Pygmepatl]

That is correct. I would like to report @ssaannttoo for tickle torture.

But he's a child, he can't go to jail for that!

You and the other furs, on the other paw, could be facing charges for irresponsibility.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

That’s not my—

*drops shield and catches Ssaannttoo*
*promptly drops him, not wanting a repeat of the tickle incident*

He's not your what?? *Smiles at the mention of the tickle incident*

 

[ssaannttoo]

But he's a child, he can't go to jail for that!

You and the other furs, on the other paw, could be facing charges for irresponsibility.

Uncle Pygme.

*Cries hold onto him.*

Dont put daddy in jail.

*Sobs.*

 

[TR273]

*Lurks over here too*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Lurks over here too*

*Sniffles.*

A-auntie.. they're gonna take daddy away.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Uncle Pygme.

*Cries hold onto him.*

Dont put daddy in jail.

*Sobs.*

Fine, I'll let him go this time.

*Releases @Arishipshape*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Fine, I'll let him go this time.

*Releases @Arishipshape*

Thank you Uncle Pygme.

(I need to come up with a better name...)

*Hugs you tightly.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Drops to the ground and lands gracefully... before trying to take a step and tripping*

 

[TR273]

*Sniffles.*

A-auntie.. they're gonna take daddy away.

*Yeets the Pawlice into some random long forgotten thread.*

No they aren't!

*Picks you up*

Now let's go and look for @Guifrog .

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Yeets the Pawlice into some random long forgotten thread.*

No they aren't!

*Picks you up*

Now let's go and look for @Guifrog .

*Hugs tightly.*

*Nods, ears flapping.*

Yes Auntie Tire.

(I've come up with your name, hehe.)

 

[Arishipshape]

Fine, I'll let him go this time.

*Releases @Arishipshape*

Pffft. You had no charges against me anyways.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Pffft. You had no charges against me anyways.

True. You did catch your kid so it's fine. *stands up and leans against tree*

 

[Arishipshape]

True. You did catch your kid so it's fine. *stands up and leans against tree*

Tisn’t my offspring thou chucked so disrespectfullly.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Pffft. You had no charges against me anyways.

Not me, but the hundreds of papers of witnesses filled against you.

Blame the Karens, you know how they are!

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Tisn’t my offspring thou chucked so disrespectfullly.

*Tilts head in confusion* Then whose is he? And why'd he call you daddy? Wait... Is this some weird kink thing or something? *Narrows eyes in suspicion*

 

[TR273]

Tisn’t my offspring thou chucked so disrespectfullly.

The quest continues for @ssaannttoo dad, so far all we know is he owned a Liberty ship.

*Goes back to lurking*