Predators and Prey

[Alyx_0_0]

To be technically correct, you just ate berries, That makes you at least an omnivore, and thus, someone allowed to fight for the prey.

Indeed. Predators aren’t inherently evil. No species or group is.

True

 

[Arishipshape]

World is crazy...

I dont feel so good.

The world is indeed crazy. The truth is often stranger than the fiction we tell ourselves to make sense of it all. But in order to be a good Knight, you must have an unwavering loyalty to two things: truth, and justice. I imagine you’ll find the latter easy, but facing the unvarnished truth is difficult for even the mightiest of beings.

 

[ssaannttoo]

The world is indeed crazy. The truth is often stranger than the fiction we tell ourselves to make sense of it all. But in order to be a good Knight, you must have an unwavering loyalty to two things: truth, and justice. I imagine you’ll find the latter easy, but facing the unvarnished truth is difficult for even the mightiest of beings.

Daddy sooo smart.

*Falls over.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Daddy sooo smart.

*Falls over.*

Tis not I who came across this information. Twas my Knightly mentors before me, who learned from his mentor before him, allllll the way back the line till you reach the greatest philosophers of the past. I merely listened to and trusted my elders. Credit me not with brilliance!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Tis not I who came across this information. Twas my Knightly mentors before me, who learned from his mentor before him, allllll the way back the line till you reach the greatest philosophers of the past. I merely listened to and trusted my elders. Credit me not with brilliance!

*Blows spit bubbles.*

Can you read me a story from the knights daddy?

*Face is covered in foam.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Blows spit bubbles.*

Can you read me a story from the knights daddy?

*Face is covered in foam.*

Indeed! Allow me to tell you of brave Sir Bailey and the siege of Grand Castle’s courtyard...
But first clean yourself up. Dignity, while not a core virtue, is somewhat important.

 

[Lenago]

*Blows spit bubbles.*

Can you read me a story from the knights daddy?

*Face is covered in foam.*

*looks at your foam covered face*

Ssannttoo has rabies!!

*grabs giant needle* don't worry pall i will cure you!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Indeed! Allow me to tell you of brave Sir Bailey and the siege of Grand Castle’s courtyard...
But first clean yourself up. Dignity, while not a core virtue, is somewhat important.

*Shakes really hard and my spit beard disperses.*

Hehe!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*looks at your foam covered face*

Ssannttoo has rabies!!

*grabs giant needle* don't worry pall i will cure you!

Eep!

*Runs around in circles again, at top speed. Forget self discipline, that's a big ass needle.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Laughs at the shenanigans while nomming more berries*

 

[Arishipshape]

Eep!

*Runs around in circles again, at top speed. Forget self discipline, that's a big ass needle.*

*hands you shield*
Think: what’s more likely to save you from needly death? Panicking? Or defending yourself?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*hands you shield*
Think: what’s more likely to save you from needly death? Panicking? Or defending yourself?

Panicking! I dont have hands!!!

*Shows adorable little stubby paws.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Panicking! I dont have hands!!!

*Shows adorable little stubby paws.*

*covers you with oversized shield*
Defending yourself.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

I don't know... Panicking could probably do quite a bit as long as your panic makes you run... *Thoughtfully looks at the gound, still nomming berries*

 

[Lenago]

Panicking! I dont have hands!!!

*Shows adorable little stubby paws.*

Dont worry pal Dr.Lenago will heal you!

*i strike with the needle, missing you but stabbing the shield*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*covers you with oversized shield*
Defending yourself.

Tehehe! I like turtles.

*Walks around in fortified turtle shell.*

Destroyer of shins!

 

[Arishipshape]

I don't know... Panicking could probably do quite a bit as long as your panic makes you run... *Thoughtfully looks at the gound, still nomming berries*

Panicking leaves your fate to chance. Should you get lucky, of course you’ll escape. Tis a given. But maintaining your head keeps your fate in your own hands. I know which I’d prefer.

Dont worry pal Dr.Lenago will heal you!

*i strike with the needle, missing you but stabbing the shield*

*grabs and brandishes needle*
How do you like somewhat dubious medical professionals jabbing needles everywhere?

Tehehe! I like turtles.

*Walks around in fortified turtle shell.*

Destroyer of shins!

*has armor, is immune*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Quickly climbs tree, dropping berries, to avoid the Shin Destroyer*

 

[ssaannttoo]

(Lmao, I imagine I look like a dog/cat that has had the laundry basket put over them and is running around aimlessly.*)

Daddy! Where are you?

*Walks around aimlessly, using sound to move.*

 

[Arishipshape]

(Lmao, I imagine I look like a dog/cat that has had the laundry basket put over them and is running around aimlessly.*)

Daddy! Where are you?

*Walks around aimlessly, using sound to move.*

*nudges shield* Here.

 

[Lenago]

Panicking leaves your fate to chance. Should you get lucky, of course you’ll escape. Tis a given. But maintaining your head keeps your fate in your own hands. I know which I’d prefer.

*grabs and brandishes needle*
How do you like somewhat dubious medical professionals jabbing needles everywhere?

Huh i have a license if you must know, i got it inside a cereal box

 

[ssaannttoo]

*nudges shield* Here.

*Jumps up happily.*
Daddy!

*Attempts to pounce on you affectionately.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Jumps up happily.*
Daddy!

*Attempts to pounce on you affectionately.*

*grabs you by neck scruff*
Ooooooh no, we’re not having a repeat of the incident which shall not be spoken of again.
...
*headpats*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*grabs you by neck scruff*
Ooooooh no, we’re not having a repeat of the incident which shall not be spoken of again.
...
*headpats*

Bree~

*Accepts headsets graciously.*

Story time!

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Listens intently from tree*