Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

What, a round??
Jeez, I was eating :O

You are being sprayed!

-1

 

[Arishipshape]

*fights harder*

+1
17

 

[Pygmepatl]

*prepares the skunk victory beer*

*Prepares to steal your beer tonight*

Hehehe!

-1

 

[metatherat]

*sprays @metatherat again since he's always complaining about nit getting sprayed enough

What?! I have never made such a complaint :O
*sprays you back with RAT SPRAY POTION*

+1
17

 

[Thrashy]

No, he is doing everything wrong!

*Spanks you for being on the wrong side*

-1
14

No he's doing everything correctly!

*spanks you for not being an innocent prey!*

+1
18

 

[Arishipshape]

*Prepares to steal your beer tonight*

Hehehe!

-1

Theft? I can see I chose the correct side.

+1
19

 

[Thrashy]

Victory?

+1
20

 

[metatherat]

@Thrashy

Meta the rat ordered a replacement bar for the tavern of his skunk pal Thrashy, after his rat friends had eaten it. He frugally decided to get the cheapest, crappiest used one he could find. That bar was a piece of trash: a huge rat cage with two rats living in it. The two rats were named Grumpy and Squeak.

+1
21 (with the traditionally superfluous prey point :3)

 

[Arishipshape]

GG WP preds!

 

[Pygmepatl]

No he's doing everything correctly!

*spanks you for not being an innocent prey!*

Actually he's doing everything incorrectly!

*Spanks you for telling a lie and not being an innocent predator*

-1

 

[Pygmepatl]

Theft? I can see I chose the correct side.

Not really theft, but more playing.

So you still chose the wrong side, hehehe!

 

[Arishipshape]

Not really theft, but more playing.

So you still chose the wrong side, hehehe!

Ahhh, the classic “just a joke” defense. Inadmissible in court. Thank you for vindicating me in my own eyes.

 

[Thrashy]

*Prepares to steal your beer tonight*

Hehehe!

-1

*prepares to spray you*

What?! I have never made such a complaint :O
*sprays you back with RAT SPRAY POTION*

+1
17

Oh, I MIGHT have misunderstood you then

@Thrashy

Meta the rat ordered a replacement bar for the tavern of his skunk pal Thrashy, after his rat friends had eaten it. He frugally decided to get the cheapest, crappiest used one he could find. That bar was a piece of trash: a huge rat cage with two rats living in it. The two rats were named Grumpy and Squeak.

+1
21 (with the traditionally superfluous prey point :3)

-.-
I'll build it by myself!

 

[metatherat]

Oh, we are spraying naughty rats today, let me join too!
*Grabs the funnel and also sprays @metatherat relentlessly*

*drinks more of the darn potion angrily* >

Also

PREY VICTORY TRIUMPH JUBILATION CELEBRATION

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ahhh, the classic “just a joke” defense. Inadmissible in court. Thank you for vindicating me in my own eyes.

Yep, you're very right, it is a joke, sweetheart!

Hehehe!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*prepares to spray you*

*Is not afraid because is skunk*

Oh! I'm so scared of you spraying me!

Hahaha!

 

[Arishipshape]

*drinks more of the darn potion angrily* >

Also

PREY VICTORY TRIUMPH JUBILATION CELEBRATION

OW
*covers ears*
Meta, some of us don’t have pathetic human senses any more! How many loudspeaker potions did you even make?

Yep, you're very right, it is a joke, sweetheart!

Hehehe!

*seems to have gone temporarily deaf*

 

[Pygmepatl]

PREY VICTORY TRIUMPH JUBILATION CELEBRATION

Good thing nobody cares about those.

 

[metatherat]

-.-
I'll build it by myself!

Grumpy and Squeak can still live with you in the Tavern, right? They have nowhere else to go, if you discount every other place besides the Tavern.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*seems to have gone temporarily deaf*

I'm sure you'll get your hearing back, but you surely deserved that for being a bad knight!

 

[Thrashy]

*drinks more of the darn potion angrily* >

Also

PREY VICTORY TRIUMPH JUBILATION CELEBRATION

Yep!

Let's celebrate with my beer

Grumpy and Squeak can still live with you in the Tavern, right? They have nowhere else to go, if you discount every other place besides the Tavern.

No. Food authority won't accept that, and I won't neither.

 

[Arishipshape]

I'm sure you'll get your hearing back, but you surely deserved that for being a bad knight!

*rolls eyes*
I was merely exercising the forced agreement I imposed on everyone. The one not to speak of those events again.

 

[TR273]

aaagh-gaak! *extreme squirming*
Only someone 104% furry with an error margin of 2% would think of doing something like this! :O

*Buys shares in 'Tomato Juice Inc.'*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Yep!

Let's celebrate with my beer

*Steals your beer while you don't look and returns it filled with skunk transformation potion*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Buys shares in 'Tomato Juice Inc.'*

Hey, they’re in my index fund!

*Steals your beer while you don't look and returns it filled with skunk transformation potion*

*doesn’t drink, is a Knight*