Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*Chases tail.*

hehe.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*visible confusion*
And what would you suggest the prey do? Stop being prey? Being prey is not a thing you can control! Your species is not a decision, but stagnant, set in stone from birth—
*remembers many TFs*

...I still think “being prey” is no crime.

Fine, you're right, being prey is no crime, but only because they provide food to us Predators!

*Eats a big piece of juicy meat*

Hehehe!

 

[Arishipshape]

Fine, you're right, being prey is no crime, but only because they provide food to us Predators!

*Eats a big piece of juicy meat*

Hehehe!

*starting to remember why I called you “evil”*

 

[metatherat]

*visible confusion*
And what would you suggest the prey do? Stop being prey? Being prey is not a thing you can control! Your species is not a decision, but stagnant, set in stone from birth—
*remembers many TFs*

...I still think “being prey” is no crime.

Not to mention that we prey literally just want to not get eaten :I

 

[Arishipshape]

Not to mention that we prey literally just want to not get eaten :I

An entirely acceptable desire, in my most humble opinion.

 

[Guifrog]

*too lazy to read more pages* Yes, prey is delicious, but as far as diet is concerned, I can make exceptions to the prey frens
*noms on @metatherat 's head*
Uh... did your head gwow? Or I shwank? *headtilts*

 

[metatherat]

*too lazy to read more pages* Yes, prey is delicious, but as far as diet is concerned, I can make exceptions to the prey frens
*noms on @metatherat 's head*
Uh... did your head gwow? Or I shwank? *headtilts*

eehehehe :3
You shrank, Gui. That's what's going on here!
....*hides empty GINORMO RAT HEAD POTION flask*

 

[Lenago]

*too lazy to read more pages* Yes, prey is delicious, but as far as diet is concerned, I can make exceptions to the prey frens
*noms on @metatherat 's head*
Uh... did your head gwow? Or I shwank? *headtilts*

Eekk! *quickly saves the mouse and holds him on my hand*

 

[metatherat]

Eekk! *quickly saves the mouse and holds him on my hand*

*frumpily shows RAT LICENSE*

 

[Lenago]

*frumpily shows RAT LICENSE*

*looks at the license and squints*

I can't read it is way to small...

 

[Pygmepatl]

*starting to remember why I called you “evil”*

Not to mention that we prey literally just want to not get eaten :I

Me? Evil? For just eating? Sure a cute skunk like me can't be evil.

Just look how innocently we eat and enjoy our food!

 

[Guifrog]

Eekk! *quickly saves the mouse and holds him on my hand*

But he's a HAT! ..I mean rat. And I'm his hat, like your top rat. I mean, hat!!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*looks at the license and squints*

I can't read it is way to small...

It says "Mouse" and clearly shows the picture of a mouse.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Heya Uncles!

*happy twirl.*

 

[Guifrog]

Heya Uncles!

*happy twirl.*

*places you on top of my head, facing backwards* Tada! I have orange hair now uwu

 

[ssaannttoo]

*places you on top of my head, facing backwards* Tada! I have orange hair now uwu

*Holds back giggles.*

*Waves my tail around in the wind to resemble hair.*

 

[metatherat]

*looks at the license and squints*

I can't read it is way to small...

Luckily I have a potion just for that! ;3
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

But he's a HAT! ..I mean rat. And I'm his hat, like your top rat. I mean, hat!!

That's right! The rat who is a hat knows a lot about hat. *nodnod*
...*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

 

[Guifrog]

*Holds back giggles.*

*Waves my tail around in the wind to resemble hair.*

*pretends to be Hayley Williams*
♫
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush
(Two, three, four!)
Nothing compares to a nice mosquito alone
Just the one who is going down my throat
That's always a bless
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be vored my friend
♫

Luckily I have a potion just for that! ;3
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

That's right! The rat who is a hat knows a lot about hat. *nodnod*
...*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

Hmmmmmmmm
*grabs the potion and uses as my microphone*

 

[Lenago]

Luckily I have a potion just for that! ;3
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

That's right! The rat who is a hat knows a lot about hat. *nodnod*
...*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

Ahhh much better..huh...why do i crave cheese?...
*looks at my rat body*

EEEKK!!

 

[Kope]

Not to mention that we prey literally just want to not get eaten :I

You're a predator though

 

[Guifrog]

Ahhh much better..huh...why do i crave cheese?...
*looks at my rat body*

EEEKK!!

Uh-oh
You'll get used to it, pal
*fabulously cat-walks towards the fridge with my vibrant hair flying in slow-motion, takes pot of petit suisse, offers to @lenago*

 

[metatherat]

Ahhh much better..huh...why do i crave cheese?...
*looks at my rat body*
EEEKK!!

Nice squeak there, rodentpal :3
EEEKK!! :3
*rat fingerguns*
And forget the cheese! Yogurt is where it's at, I tell you! *shares a small small cup of yogurt*

You're a predator though

*shows PREY LICENSE*
*shows SECOND, EVEN BETTER PREY LICENSE*
*throws PREY LICENSE POTION*

 

[Lenago]

Uh-oh
You'll get used to it, pal
*fabulously cat-walks towards the fridge with my vibrant hair flying in slow-motion, takes pot of petit suisse, offers to @lenago*

*eats one and grunts*

Great! From a sylveon to now a RAT! Any way i can get back to my foxxy top hatted self?

 

[metatherat]

*eats one and grunts*

Great! From a sylveon to now a RAT! Any way i can get back to my foxxy top hatted self?

Yes, there is. Just drink this potion.
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
....what? :3

...also being a rat is in fact awesome. *nodnod*

 

[Lenago]

Yes, there is. Just drink this potion.
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
....what? :3

...also being a rat is in fact awesome. *nodnod*

Well i like being a fox and also, i would need to order a new hat to fit my wittle head