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Predators and Prey

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*Glances up*
Hmm?
*Using a crystal ball and 'Spooky arms move set 5' I get a good look at you.*
Of course not, those organisations are far too restrictive. My goods all confirm to the quality and standards laid out in the 'International Standards For Consumables For Wizards, Witches, Warlocks, Sorcerers and Other Users Of The Dark Arts. Edition 1737, Ver 7.45a'
Has a computer read those to find level of safety
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*bashes PvP doors open*

Behold! It is I, the Knight in slightly-less-shining-armor because I’ve neglected to polish it! I certainly hope no TFs occurred in my abse—
Goddammit
*Walks up to you with a bucket of polish and a rag.*

Tehe.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Well I can’t polish it properly while I’m wearing it, and I don’t dare remove it often these days.
I am squire. I am polisher.

*Runs in circles happily.*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
I am squire. I am polisher.

*Runs in circles happily.*
Ahh, true. Mayhaps when we’re not around so many people...

(I need to make a de-armored pfp like I had as a human lol)
Oh i kind of asked for it, it was very cold today so i wanted to warm up
*visible confusion*

You—you already had fur! You’d TF voluntarily just to feel slightly warmer?!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Ahh, true. Mayhaps when we’re not around so many people...

(I need to make a de-armored pfp like I had as a human lol)

*visible confusion*

You—you already had fur! You’d TF voluntarily just to feel slightly warmer?!

I was freezing!! I have fur but that does not mean i can handle cold..i had ice forming on my tail!
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*nods slowly*
Fair enough, but isn’t a TF slightly drastic? Why not, like, seek shelter, or start a fire, or...
Oh never mind. Enjoy your new floof and do try not to burn me.

Also we had @ssaannttoo bring the container over so he is also one of us
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Ehhh felliing too lazy to do all that, TF is faster with less work...
Wow. Here, I spent excessive time and effort avoiding tf and you just do it for convenience sake.
Also we had @ssaannttoo bring the container over so he is also one of us
Ssaannttoo! How could you assist Lenago in a voluntary TF that he wanted to do? You should be ashamed, helping other people like that at no benefit to yourself.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Ssaannttoo! How could you assist Lenago in a voluntary TF that he wanted to do? You should be ashamed, helping other people like that at no benefit to yourself.
Daddy? I thought.. we wanted to help people.

*Sniffles.*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Daddy? I thought.. we wanted to help people.

*Sniffles.*
Child, let me teach you about “sarcasm”... Sometimes, people say the opposite of what they mean in a snarky voice, like this:

Boy, I sure hope Ben909 wins the lottery! He could sure use a second evil laboratory!

See? That’s what I was doing there, I’m not actually mad in the slightest. Don’t cry...
(You get my goat, apparently)
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Child, let me teach you about “sarcasm”... Sometimes, people say the opposite of what they mean in a snarky voice, like this:

Boy, I sure hope Ben909 wins the lottery! He could sure use a second evil laboratory!

See? That’s what I was doing there, I’m not actually mad in the slightest. Don’t cry...

(You get my goat, apparently)
(lmao, you're the only one that responded to that without laughter. Another one to the list!)

Child, let me teach you about “sarcasm”... Sometimes, people say the opposite of what they mean in a snarky voice, like this:

Boy, I sure hope Ben909 wins the lottery! He could sure use a second evil laboratory!

See? That’s what I was doing there, I’m not actually mad in the slightest. Don’t cry...
Y-y-you're not mad at me?
 
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