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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
OUCH!
*Winces at the near broken foot*
That was *grunt* unpleasant
*Punches in the warhammer-arm bicep with a gauntleted fist*
Gah!
*wrenches free from the grapple*
*at the cost of dropping the sword*

*massages arm* Abuse the necessary holes in my armor will you—
*stares from Domjoe, to prone sword, back to Domjoe*
*jump hammer attacks*
 
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Guest
Roleplay Idea:

I'm an Italian mobster and my name is "Fat Tony" and despite my weight, my wealth and sources make me intimidating. Your job is to contact me about a heist in the third chapter, but I am killed for ratting out one of the bosses men before you can reach me for important information. Sad.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
I will!
*rolls under the attack, barely avoiding the hammer*
You've slowed me down, but don't think that'll be enough.
*thud*

*reveals axe* I’m a veritable walking armory!
*dual wields sharp and blunt death*

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metatherat

Really ratty rat
Roleplay Idea:

I'm an Italian mobster and my name is "Fat Tony" and despite my weight, my wealth and sources make me intimidating. Your job is to contact me about a heist in the third chapter, but I am killed for ratting out one of the bosses men before you can reach me for important information. Sad.
..."Meta the rat" is a really unfortunate name for a mobster :p
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*pulls out RAT FAMILY TREE printed on a piece of paper*
*hours of unfolding*
Woah.. so many aunties and uncles!

*Blows spit bubbles.* :3
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*starts to dash forward, but catches the broken foot in a hole*
Gnah! *falls*
Hold! I concede. Can't fight with my foot like this.
*winces*
Very well. Well played!
Ordinarily I’d attempt to acquire you some sort of medical attention, or a healing potion, but I know from personal experience that TFs heal bodily injuries, sooooo...

@ssaannttoo! What shall he be?
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*thud*

*reveals axe* I’m a veritable walking armory!
*dual wields sharp and blunt death*
*starts to dash forward, but catches the broken foot in a hole*
Gnah! *falls*
Hold! I concede. Can't fight with my foot like this.
I think you two should just fight like civilized beings, by snuggling in a pile until you figure out what your position in the social hierarchy is *nodnod*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
I think you two should just fight like civilized beings, by snuggling in a pile until you figure out what your position in the social hierarchy is *nodnod*
Oh yes, so civilized. With all your dirty tricks and dishonorable backstabbing. I prefer frontstabs. At least your enemies are honest that they’re your enemies, in that case.
*gritting teeth*
Fair enough. Wait...you're having HIM choose?
Indeed. First, by Utilitarianism, because I take no pleasure in the forced TF of others...
*glares at @metatherat and @ben909*
It would make sense to cede the opportunity to someone who would enjoy it.
Second, I believe he’ll be a lot more creative. Fear not, I’ll veto anything non-sentient or cruel/unusual.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*winces*
Very well. Well played!
Ordinarily I’d attempt to acquire you some sort of medical attention, or a healing potion, but I know from personal experience that TFs heal bodily injuries, sooooo...

@ssaannttoo! What shall he be?
*Walks over with a health potion.*

Tehe, knighty!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
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