Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Gah!
*wrenches free from the grapple*
*at the cost of dropping the sword*
*massages arm* Abuse the necessary holes in my armor will you—
*stares from Domjoe, to prone sword, back to Domjoe*
*jump hammer attacks*
Predators and Prey
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*wrenches free from the grapple*
*at the cost of dropping the sword*
*massages arm* Abuse the necessary holes in my armor will you—
*stares from Domjoe, to prone sword, back to Domjoe*
*jump hammer attacks*
D
Domjoe414
Guest
I will!
*rolls under the attack, barely avoiding the hammer*
You've slowed me down, but don't think that'll be enough.
D
Deleted member 134556
Guest
Roleplay Idea:
I'm an Italian mobster and my name is "Fat Tony" and despite my weight, my wealth and sources make me intimidating. Your job is to contact me about a heist in the third chapter, but I am killed for ratting out one of the bosses men before you can reach me for important information. Sad.
I'm an Italian mobster and my name is "Fat Tony" and despite my weight, my wealth and sources make me intimidating. Your job is to contact me about a heist in the third chapter, but I am killed for ratting out one of the bosses men before you can reach me for important information. Sad.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*thud*
*reveals axe* I’m a veritable walking armory!
*dual wields sharp and blunt death*
metatherat
Really ratty rat
..."Meta the rat" is a really unfortunate name for a mobster
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Daddy!
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*points at self*
Me? Ta? the rat??
Lenago
Top hatted fox
*thud*
*reveals axe* I’m a veritable walking armory!
*dual wields sharp and blunt death*
*cheers from a distance*
Thats it! Now give him a right then a left!!
No no block! Now dodge and then another left!
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*pulls out RAT FAMILY TREE printed on a piece of paper*
*hours of unfolding*
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
D
Domjoe414
Guest
*starts to dash forward, but catches the broken foot in a hole**thud*
*reveals axe* I’m a veritable walking armory!
*dual wields sharp and blunt death*
Gnah! *falls*
Hold! I concede. Can't fight with my foot like this.
D
Deleted member 134556
Guest
..."Meta the rat" is a really unfortunate name for a mobster
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*winces*
Very well. Well played!
Ordinarily I’d attempt to acquire you some sort of medical attention, or a healing potion, but I know from personal experience that TFs heal bodily injuries, sooooo...
@ssaannttoo! What shall he be?
metatherat
Really ratty rat
I think you two should just fight like civilized beings, by snuggling in a pile until you figure out what your position in the social hierarchy is *nodnod*
D
Domjoe414
Guest
*gritting teeth*
Fair enough. Wait...you're having HIM choose?
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Oh yes, so civilized. With all your dirty tricks and dishonorable backstabbing. I prefer frontstabs. At least your enemies are honest that they’re your enemies, in that case.
Indeed. First, by Utilitarianism, because I take no pleasure in the forced TF of others...
*glares at @metatherat and @ben909*
It would make sense to cede the opportunity to someone who would enjoy it.
Second, I believe he’ll be a lot more creative. Fear not, I’ll veto anything non-sentient or cruel/unusual.
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
What, you want us to choose? Fine then, I will choose you to be a spankable fox!
D
Domjoe414
Guest
You? suuuuuuure
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
He’s my squire. Twould be a goodly gift to him.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
D
Deleted member 134556
Guest
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
No, I meant to choose what he’s forced to TF into—
*shrugs*