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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Is sitting at a stall in the market next to a strong box. A long line of furs are walking up to the stall holding bags of gold and all grinning, a crowd is also moving away from the stall with empty bags and depressed looks. A sign has been hammered into the ground in front of the stall with the word 'Bank' written on it. Underneath it someone has written 'Trust this woman not!' and someone else has added 'Seriously don't trust her further than you could throw the chapel...unless you are a god tier character who can throw it very far, in which case yeah! go for it, we'll enjoy seeing you down here again after she's fleeced you too.' The words 'Newcastle for the Cup!' along with 'For a good time call' and then some numbers that don't seem to mean anything.*
*raises eyebrow*

On the other hand, there’s something to be said for burying your assets.
they only trade in emeralds not gold coins...
*buys coal with gold, trades coal for emeralds*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*Puts itching powder in your diaper.* :p
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ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*raises eyebrow*

On the other hand, there’s something to be said for burying your assets.

*buys coal with gold, trades coal for emeralds*

not enough

computer generates a multi page quest to traide gold coins for things that can be sold to villagers for enough emeralds to the use for armor
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
“I give no guarantee the computer gave you the most effective or efficient solution, i do the numbers add up based on its tables at least”
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Fair point sir. By the way, who do you fight for during the combat rounds?
Whoever is losing at the time of my arrival. I’m an omnivore, so it’s my prerogative to fight for whomever I please. I choose to uphold my Knightly charter to defend the defenseless and fight for the losing side.

(An OOC question to all: what poses do you recommend for pfps? I like mine, but I’d also like to have a de-armored, non-combat ready pfp. Finding badass poses is pretty easy, but besides “headshot”, what would you like to see in a neutral, calm pfp?)
 
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Guifrog

Blue frog
Ah, I see you’re back to normal, @Guifrog. Congratulations.
"Congratulations?" Are you praising my body's antibodies, or something along those lines? o_O
My mouth says "thank you" on behalf of my body then!

*reads your toxicity level and spanks your rump*
Welcome back being a frog pall
OW!! [translates to "thank you!"]
 
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