metatherat
Really ratty rat
Well, that's weird. Your examples are a poop. *crosses rat-arms petulantly*Well, me? And Arishipshape? Two examples...

Well, that's weird. Your examples are a poop. *crosses rat-arms petulantly*Well, me? And Arishipshape? Two examples...
*Is insulted*Well, that's weird. Your examples are a poop. *crosses rat-arms petulantly*
I could try to make one for you!*glares*
Almost as if I’m supposed to be something else. Human, mayhaps? @Domjoe414, got any extra potions lying around? You kinda owe me one.
*visible confusion**Borrows some of your Holy water, makes tea*
Mmm mmm! Nice.
If you think I’d trust anything created, brewed by, or in any way related to your dark arts, you’re sorely mistaken.I could try to make one for you!
*Uses 'Spooky arms combo move set 4'*
That's a very nice beginning, hun! Thank you <3 (How many times did I say "thank you" today already?)I pity the poor sap forced to endure your antagonism...
Tell you what. My “gift” is to not challenge you to a duel despite your participation in the humiliation that was the alleged “wedding”.
Do you remember how much time I've spent being a rat 9 months ago or so? I'm not sure but maybe it was about the same time period*opens mouth, then closes it again*
Too easy![]()
Ohhh noooo, a roar. Whatever shall we do?*ahem* I said RAWR
*glares*That's a very nice beginning, hun! Thank you <3 (How many times did I say "thank you" today already?)
Do you remember how much time I've spent being a rat 9 months ago or so? I'm not sure but maybe it was about the same time period
I thought you had to be a demon or possessed or something.*visible confusion*
How is the holy fire not burning you, thou knave?
If you think I’d trust anything created, brewed by, or in any way related to your dark arts, you’re sorely mistaken.
I presumed your dark dealings would leave a stain upon thy character, leading to suffering when cleansed with holy fire.I thought you had to be a demon or possessed or something.
Anyway, it's not like I've done anything really bad!
(Well nothing I managed to get away with anyway)
*Pats**ahem* I said RAWR
Or you used heretical fire. That would reduce the power, thus leading to no effects on minor villains, and somtimes even adult villainsI presumed your dark dealings would leave a stain upon thy character, leading to suffering when cleansed with holy fire.
*frowns*
Perhaps I misjudged you... or perhaps, merely the magnitude of your iniquities.
*approaches, gives pets and a bit of the garlic bread I'm eating atm* good good derg!*ahem* I said RAWR
Oh, sorry. As an apology, have this RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.*Is insulted*
You rat. How dare you.
I do! As thanks for the nice memories, have this RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.Do you remember how much time I've spent being a rat 9 months ago or so? I'm not sure but maybe it was about the same time period
I am insulted by these suspicions levied against the act of potion brewing. As punishment for this insult, have this RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.If you think I’d trust anything created, brewed by, or in any way related to your dark arts, you’re sorely mistaken.
Blast, I knew I shouldn’t have sent my squire for supplies... @ssaannttoo!Or you used heretical fire. That would reduce the power, thus leading to no effects on minor villains, and somtimes even adult villains
Oh, sorry. As an apology, have this RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
I do! As thanks for the nice memories, have this RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
I am insulted by these suspicions levied against the act of potion brewing. As punishment for this insult, have this RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
....What?!
Dude, at least he offered it to you honestly. That takes effort for him, as I can personally attest...
Okay, fair. However, we should...say...has anyone ever tried to TF HIM?Dude, at least he offered it to you honestly. That takes effort for him, as I can personally attest...
Not all of us who practice dark arts are evil, conversely not all who are evil practice the dark arts, the most insidious evil is that which clothes itself in the mask of respectably.I presumed your dark dealings would leave a stain upon thy character, leading to suffering when cleansed with holy fire.
*frowns*
Perhaps I misjudged you... or perhaps, merely the magnitude of your iniquities.
Yes. Twould be great vengeance. Turns out he chugs RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS like we drink water, sooo...Okay, fair. However, we should...say...has anyone ever tried to TF HIM?
*Looks curiously at the rat*
You are correct that the vilest rogues are those that pretend to be fair nobles. I applaud thee for thine honesty in your evil doings. Therefore, I award you the highest honor I can bestow on a knave: “not entirely evil”.Not all of us who practice dark arts are evil, conversely not all who are evil practice the dark arts, the most insidious evil is that which clothes itself in the mask of respectable.
Also the additional of Assam tea tends to take some of the sting out of holy water, it dials it down to a pleasant tingling sensation.
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Oh yes. Several times. It doesn't seem to stick for some reason. *sips RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION idly*Okay, fair. However, we should...say...has anyone ever tried to TF HIM?
*Looks curiously at the rat*
*rat fingerguns*Yes. Twould be great vengeance. Turns out he chugs RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS like we drink water, sooo...
A certain purple box did!Okay, fair. However, we should...say...has anyone ever tried to TF HIM?
*Looks curiously at the rat*
Hmmm. Care for a cup of rat transformation potion?Oh yes. Several times. It doesn't seem to stick for some reason. *sips RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION idly*
*rat fingerguns*
He has keen rat senses of smell, and an infinite knowledge of all rat transformation related drinks and elixers. I don’t think you can pull a fast one on him.Hmmm. Care for a cup of rat transformation potion?
*Offers a cup of unidentifiable liquid*
Methinks you assume too much, my friend. Who said this WASN'T a rat TF potion?He has keen rat senses of smell, and an infinite knowledge of all rat transformation related drinks and elixers. I don’t think you can pull a fast one on him.