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Predators and Prey

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*keeps on jumping and holding my shin*
A knife? Dont play with that!
Feaw me mistew!

*Waves knife around adorably.*

Daddy isn't hewe to stop me!! :3
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Aww so cute~ MR. FROST KNIGHT, YOUR KID IS PLAYING WITH KNIFES!!
Nuuuuu!

*Tackles you, holding a paw over your mouth.*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*keeps on jumping and holding my shin*
A knife? Dont play with that!
Yes @ssaannttoo don't play with knives!
They cheat at tiddlywinks!

Also don't play with fire!
Fire peeks while counting during Hide and Seek.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Yes @ssaannttoo don't play with knives!
They cheat at tiddlywinks!

Also don't play with fire!
Fire peeks while counting during Hide and Seek.
*Sighs.*

Yes Auntie...
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*Sighs.*

Yes Auntie...
Good!
Now please get off @lenago or I am authorised by one or more of your parents to paddle your rump until we could use you as a stoplight.
*Auntie uses 'Stern Glare'.*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
If paddles don’t work i can be a spray bottle
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
Good!
Now please get off @lenago or I am authorised by one or more of your parents to paddle your rump until we could use you as a stoplight.
*Auntie uses 'Stern Glare'.*
Can confirm!
It'll get SO red, the concepts of "red" and "rump" will become interchangeable!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Good!
Now please get off @lenago or I am authorised by one or more of your parents to paddle your rump until we could use you as a stoplight.
*Auntie uses 'Stern Glare'.*
Y-y-yes auntie.....

*Gets off of him.*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*looks around carefuly*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Well, you don’t exactly have an excellent track record of an invincible loyalty to truth, so I’m not too worried if you go about slandering me with what may or may not have occurred.
I heard you waltzed with @lenago ? owo
Strictly involuntarily, I assure you.
It was beautiful, but @Arishipshape needs to work on his foot work. As a trained dancer I am willing to teach him some moves.
Naturally. As I’ve never gone courting, dancing hasn’t exactly been a necessary skill to add to my toolset.
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Well, you don’t exactly have an excellent track record of an invincible loyalty to truth, so I’m not too worried if you go about slandering me with what may or may not have occurred.

Strictly involuntarily, I assure you.

Naturally. As I’ve never gone courting, dancing hasn’t exactly been a necessary skill to add to my toolset.

Hey a fellow rat fixed something of mine!

*starts playing the ocarina and moves to a high place*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Oh, but it must have been so enjoyable, huh! *inquisitive husband stare*
Twas as enjoyable as a duel on rocky terrain.
Hey a fellow rat fixed something of mine!

*starts playing the ocarina and moves to a high place*
Shi—
*awkwardly “dances” towards the shore and dives in*
*pokes mouth (but not ears) out for breath*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Shi—
*awkwardly “dances” towards the shore and dives in*
*pokes mouth (but not ears) out for breath*
Bree~

*Dances with daddy.*

Hehehe!
 
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