Predators and Prey

[Alyx_0_0]

*Accepts the gallon with a happy smile*

Thank you!!

*Stands up and continues small sips*

 

[Skittles]

*is currently stuck in mounds of floof*
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And just think! It's not even shedding season~

 

[TR273]

I wonder how much iron heavy duty shears would take...

Well....

All shall be engulfed in softness~

Ah! There's your answer. Just relax and enjoy the fløøf.
It's not like the Elder Knights Council can kick you out or anything.

 

[Arishipshape]

Well....

Ah! There's your answer. Just relax and enjoy the fløøf.
It's not like the Elder Knights Council can kick you out or anything.

HOW DO I ENJOY THE FLOOF
*struggles*

 

[Skittles]

HOW DO I ENJOY THE FLOOF
*struggles*

You make a nest. It's so soft and waaaarm.. And then we stick on Netflix or Crunchyroll and eat candy all day!

 

[Skittles]

And drink tea. That one is important.

 

[TR273]

HOW DO I ENJOY THE FLOOF
*struggles*

Just lie back and relax, pretend it's a big duvet or something.

*Idly tickles you with a stray bit of fløøf.*

 

[Arishipshape]

You make a nest. It's so soft and waaaarm.. And then we stick on Netflix or Crunchyroll and eat candy all day!

Soft is not appealing to me. Warm is not appealing to me. Netflix and candy are very appealing but indulged to excess results in complacency and a lack of fitness, and so is ultimately foolish.

And drink tea. That one is important.

*reveals cold, bitter coffee thermos*
*sips with a sinister gaze*

Un-floof me, fiend!

Just lie back and relax, pretend it's a big duvet or something.

*Idly tickles you with a stray bit of fløøf.*

*screams*

There’s something in here!!

*attempts to slice offending floof bit*

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

*is currently stuck in mounds of floof*
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Hmm......I shall assist fair knight! Ex knight....I shall help! Maybe if I bargain with floof queen....

 

[Skittles]

Soft is not appealing to me. Warm is not appealing to me. Netflix and candy are very appealing but indulged to excess results in complacency and a lack of fitness, and so is ultimately foolish.

*reveals cold, bitter coffee thermos*
*sips with a sinister gaze*

Un-floof me, fiend!

*screams*

There’s something in here!!

*attempts to slice offending floof bit*

No. You shall be trapped in an oubliette of fløøf! O,...,O

 

[Alyx_0_0]

You make a nest. It's so soft and waaaarm.. And then we stick on Netflix or Crunchyroll and eat candy all day!

Crunchyroll? Anime?? I'M IN!

And drink tea. That one is important.

I won't steal your tea this time... As long as I get anime out of it... *Gazes at you suspiciously over my gallon of chocolate milk*

 

[Arishipshape]

No. You shall be trapped in an oubliette of fløøf! O,...,O

*pauses struggling*
*looks up “oubliette” in pocket dictionary*
Wow. Not every day I expand my vocabulary. If I get out of this alive and dignified, it might even have been worth it!
*searches for “a trap door in its ceiling”*

 

[Skittles]

*pauses struggling*
*looks up “oubliette” in pocket dictionary*
Wow. Not every day I expand my vocabulary. If I get out of this alive and dignified, it might even have been worth it!
*searches for “a trap door in its ceiling”*

Only if you are nice.

 

[TR273]

*pauses struggling*
*looks up “oubliette” in pocket dictionary*
Wow. Not every day I expand my vocabulary. If I get out of this alive and dignified, it might even have been worth it!
*searches for “a trap door in its ceiling”*

*You see a door*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*I lay on the door, sipping chocolate milk*

 

[Arishipshape]

Only if you are nice.

To whom?

*You see a door*

*attempts to open door, axes it if it doesn’t budge*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Is protected by floof*

 

[TR273]

To whom?

*attempts to open door, axes it if it doesn’t budge*

*The door opens easily, unfortunately it only leads deeper into the fløøf. Admiral Akbar is standing on the other side, he informs you 'It's a trap!' before vanishing.*

 

[Skittles]

To whom?

*attempts to open door, axes it if it doesn’t budge*

Your Queen! You were very rude to me! MUCH SADNESS WAS CAUSED!! TEARS WERE SHED! YOU ABSCONDED FROM THE KINGDOM LIKE SOME RUFFIAN! -sobs-

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

*You see a door*

*Sees three doorhandles on said door*

 

[Arishipshape]

*The door opens easily, unfortunately it only leads deeper into the fløøf. Admiral Akbar is standing on the other side, he informs you 'It's a trap!' before vanishing.*

GET BACK HERE YOU SCURVY CUR
*blindly gropes where the Admiral was*
Blast.

Your Queen! You were very rude to me! MUCH SADNESS WAS CAUSED!! TEARS WERE SHED! YOU ABSCONDED FROM THE KINGDOM LIKE SOME RUFFIAN! -sobs-

Of course I absconded! I couldn’t continue service and maintain my good conscience! Maybe if you didn’t violate my personal space like this I’d be inclined to renegotiate now LEMME OUT IT’S TOO HOT IN HERE

 

[Alyx_0_0]

{AWWWW THERE'S A VIDEO! NOW I CAN'T DO ANYTHING CUZ MY SYSTEM IS TOO TRASHY TO WORK WELL WITH EVEN THE MENTION OF A VIDEO}

*Falls off door into floof*

 

[Skittles]

GET BACK HERE YOU SCURVY CUR
*blindly gropes where the Admiral was*
Blast.

Of course I absconded! I couldn’t continue service and maintain my good conscience! Maybe if you didn’t violate my personal space like this I’d be inclined to renegotiate now LEMME OUT IT’S TOO HOT IN HERE

Næ!

 

[Arishipshape]

Næ!

Fie upon thee and thy entire royal family! I’m evidently entirely justified in my withdrawal!
*chugs emergency ice water and resumes axe-escape hatch carving*

 

[Skittles]

Fie upon thee and thy entire royal family! I’m evidently entirely justified in my withdrawal!
*chugs emergency ice water and resumes axe-escape hatch carving*

Are you though? -Ponders thoughtfully- Are you trapped in the fløøf or is it the fløøf trapped in you? -Waves paws around mysteriously-