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Predators and Prey

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
BOTH
AND IT’S EXCEEDINGLY UNPLEASANT
Could you at least spare me the humiliation and discomfort of invading my armor-space?!
*slices and dices*
Swear your love and undying fealty to me your Queen and Empress and I might.. Just consider it~ -Tickles your chin before swimming back into the fløøf-
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Fie upon thee and thy entire royal family! I’m evidently entirely justified in my withdrawal!
*chugs emergency ice water and resumes axe-escape hatch carving*
You are aware fløøf is like a hydra aren't you?
For every one you cut two more grow in its place...
Or is it like the Imperial Guard? For every one that falls ten more take its place...
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Swear your love and undying fealty to me your Queen and Empress and I might.. Just consider it~ -Tickles your chin before swimming back into the fløøf-
I’LL *hee-hee* DO NO *wheeze* SUCH THING
*considers arson to escape*
*reveals matches*
*they’re swept away in the floof flow*
NOOOOOO
You are aware fløøf is like a hydra aren't you?
For every one you cut two more grow in its place...
Or is it like the Imperial Guard? For every one that falls ten more take its place...
NOTHING
*slice*
IS
*cleave*
INFINITE

*violent thrashing*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Offers pool of water to escape fluff if needed, for as long as you could hold your breath
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
Uh-... Is there some kind of Lion King thing going on here? Is Ari gonna get smacked and trampled by floof and then die? Santo will have to be Simba...
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
I’LL *hee-hee* DO NO *wheeze* SUCH THING
*considers arson to escape*
*reveals matches*
*they’re swept away in the floof flow*
NOOOOOO

NOTHING
*slice*
IS
*cleave*
INFINITE

*violent thrashing*
It doesn't need to be infinite, it just needs to outlast you...
*Floats past on a wave of fløøf.*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
It doesn't need to be infinite, it just needs to outlast you...
*Floats past on a wave of fløøf.*
*calms down, catches breath*
You’re right... I must think my way out. Brute force won’t serve me here.
Gah, I can’t think like this!
*pulls floof out of armor*
There we go... *closes eyes, ponders*
Offers pool of water to escape fluff if needed, for as long as you could hold your breath
Do it!
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*calms down, catches breath*
You’re right... I must think my way out. Brute force won’t serve me here.
Gah, I can’t think like this!
*pulls floof out of armor*
There we go... *closes eyes, ponders*

Do it!

places pool
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
*Goes off to the side and watches shenanigans from a safe floof nest while sipping chocolate milk*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
(Mood. I’ve even got my 4.0 GPA on the line, I can’t afford to mess up! Thus my absence most of this week.)
(You're smart. Wow. I've got like a 3.4 or something.)
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
{Mine is low but that's just because I'm bad at turning things in on time. I'm smart in every class except math and government}

*Finishes chocolate milk again*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
(GPA is an indicator of how good you are at tests. Not smarts. I would know. :))
(Perhaps. My GPA was higher before online class. Most of my classes are throw aways because I was building them up for Senior year. But I'm loss in Math and Science which are my favorite classes.)
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
{I'm better in the actual building. This virtual stuff isn't easy}
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
(Precisely. What does the class format have to do with your intelligence? Nothing, but it makes the busywork harder, causing a GPA drop.)
(It kinda worries me though. I dont want to get kicked from college for that. I applies about a month ago.)
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
{I'm better in the actual building. This virtual stuff isn't easy}
(It's not easy, but it is what we have to do to be safe. We dont do things because they are easy, but because they are hard.)
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
(Every college is bending over backwards for Covid. If there was ever a year they’d forgive something going haywire, it’s this one. You’ll be fine!)
(Hopefully. I really dont wanna disappoint my parents.)

Dad!!!!! >:3
 
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