Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

*walks in munching on popcorn*

Yo whats up?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*walks in munching on popcorn*

Yo whats up?

DONT LOOK!

*Sits on your face.*

Dad said not too.

 

[Arishipshape]

*walks in munching on popcorn*

Yo whats up?

I was caught in a floof-storm for an uncomfortably long period of time. So really, nothing out of the ordinary for my typical day. Yourself?

 

[TR273]

And always avert your gaze from scantily clad females.
*averts gaze*

Hey! If you've got it, flaunt it!
(Whatever 'it' may be)
*Flaunts familiar looking hat.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Hey! If you've got it, flaunt it!
(Whatever 'it' may be)
*Flaunts familiar looking hat.*

*still looking away*
I am not infringing upon your free liberty to “flaunt” whatever you please. I am merely exercising my own right to maintain higher personal standards. I do not impose my standards on others, but I will fulfill them to the letter personally.

 

[Lenago]

DONT LOOK!

*Sits on your face.*

Dad said not too.

Hey!! Whats the big ideia??
*drops the bag of popcorn*

 

[TR273]

*walks in munching on popcorn*

Yo whats up?

I am being a corrupting influence on the youth of tomorrow.

 

[Lenago]

Ssaannttoo! Get off my face, your floof is tickling my nose...a...aaa ACHO!!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hey!! Whats the big ideia??
*drops the bag of popcorn*

Never look!

Ssaannttoo! Get off my face, your floof is tickling my nose...a...aaa ACHO!!

We're not allowed to look ever! >:3

 

[TR273]

*still looking away*
I am not infringing upon your free liberty to “flaunt” whatever you please. I am merely exercising my own right to maintain higher personal standards. I do not impose my standards on others, but I will fulfill them to the letter personally.

Ist thou implying my standards aren't 'high'?
*There is a faint rumble of thunder*

 

[Arishipshape]

Never look!

We're not allowed to look ever! >:3

No, no, “allowed” doesn’t come into the equation, it’s a personal choice we make in order to have more moral fiber—
Eh, you’re not likely to succumb to feminine wiles at this age. Disregard what I said, for now.

 

[Lenago]

Never look!

We're not allowed to look ever! >:3

*grabs you and tries to pull you off*
Humff muuhphh!!

 

[Arishipshape]

Ist thou implying my standards aren't 'high'?
*There is a faint rumble of thunder*

*sneaks a glance over shoulder*
I mean, you’ve acknowledged you don’t value dignity. And you’ve made it clear that honor and morality aren’t at the top of your priorities list. And... look at yourself.

 

[ssaannttoo]

No, no, “allowed” doesn’t come into the equation, it’s a personal choice we make in order to have more moral fiber—
Eh, you’re not likely to succumb to feminine wiles at this age. Disregard what I said, for now.

*Looks back at dad.*

Hm?

*grabs you and tries to pull you off*
Humff muuhphh!!

I said dont look!!!

 

[TR273]

No, no, “allowed” doesn’t come into the equation, it’s a personal choice we make in order to have more moral fiber—
Eh, you’re not likely to succumb to feminine wiles at this age. Disregard what I said, for now.

Ist thou now implying I have low moral fiber???

*There is another low rumble of thunder.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Ist thou now implying I have low moral fiber???

*There is another low rumble of thunder.*

I’m not “implying” anything, I’m stating what you’ve stated about yourself. To contradict me, you must contradict yourself. Then again, “logic” probably isn’t at the top of your priorities list either.

*Looks back at dad.*

Hm?

I said dont look!!!

Okay, let me explain via story. I shall tell you of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.

 

[Lenago]

*Looks back at dad.*

Hm?

I said dont look!!!

*keeps pulling and runs around the place*
Ya cutting off my air!!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*keeps pulling and runs around the place*
Ya cutting off my air!!

I’m not “implying” anything, I’m stating what you’ve stated about yourself. To contradict me, you must contradict yourself. Then again, “logic” probably isn’t at the top of your priorities list either.

Okay, let me explain via story. I shall tell you of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.

Story time!

:3

*Continues to smother @lenago because dad said so.*

 

[Lenago]

I’m not “implying” anything, I’m stating what you’ve stated about yourself. To contradict me, you must contradict yourself. Then again, “logic” probably isn’t at the top of your priorities list either.

Okay, let me explain via story. I shall tell you of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.

Tell the story after you tell your son to get off my face! This is not COOL!

*keeps pulling*

 

[Arishipshape]

Story time!

:3

*Continues to smother @lenago because dad said so.*

Unpaw Lenago, I never said anything about violating anyone else’s personal space!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Unpaw Lenago, I never said anything about violating anyone else’s personal space!

*Looks at @lenago, then I jump off his face.*

Sowwy...

 

[Lenago]

*Looks at @lenago, then I jump off his face.*

Sowwy...

*starts gasping for air*

I didn't even do any shenanigans today..."pant"

 

[Arishipshape]

*Looks at @lenago, then I jump off his face.*

Sowwy...

*clears throat*

One day, in King Arthur’s court, a strange man known only as the Green Knight ventured forth with a challenge: that any who wished might deal him a blow with an axe, provided that he return in one year’s time to receive such a blow himself...

*starts gasping for air*

I didn't even do any shenanigans today..."pant"

You’re a fox, I presumed shenanigans were always on the itinerary.
*prepares for continued feuding*

 

[Lenago]

*clears throat*

One day, in King Arthur’s court, a strange man known only as the Green Knight ventured forth with a challenge: that any who wished might deal him a blow with an axe, provided that he return in one year’s time to receive such a blow himself...

You’re a fox, I presumed shenanigans were always on the itinerary.
*prepares for continued feuding*

* i sit to listen to the story*

Well if a certain knight stopped BREAKING ALL MY STUFF, it would...

 

[ssaannttoo]

*clears throat*

One day, in King Arthur’s court, a strange man known only as the Green Knight ventured forth with a challenge: that any who wished might deal him a blow with an axe, provided that he return in one year’s time to receive such a blow himself...

That seems stupid..