
Do.. do you love me even though I'm bad?He absolutely shouldn’t have took that wager, and by all rights could’ve lost his life for it. And yes, he failed. We will all fail. It is the ability to pick ourselves up and try again, no matter how hard it may be, that is true virtue. I myself often fall short of virtue, but when I do, I do my best to make restitution and do better in the future. You will not maintain perfect virtue in your life, and when you fall short, you must acknowledge your failings, learn from them, and move on.
*sneaks a glance over shoulder*
I mean, you’ve acknowledged you don’t value dignity. And you’ve made it clear that honor and morality aren’t at the top of your priorities list. And... look at yourself.
(Just pointing out this post is in character)I’m not “implying” anything, I’m stating what you’ve stated about yourself. To contradict me, you must contradict yourself. Then again, “logic” probably isn’t at the top of your priorities list either.
I'm gonna do it next time I have the chanceWord of advice, do not google 'anthro cars'
It gets weird, very weird.
Shoot, isn't that Transformers?Word of advice, do not google 'anthro cars'
It gets weird, very weird.
*starts screaming in pain**Kisses better.*
*Attempts to saw leg off with toy saw.*
*Meekly sinks into a corner**Glares at everyone present*
NO! THIS ESPRESSO IS NO GOOD! POUR IT DOWN THE DRAIN! TOO MUCH DEPRESSO, NOT ENOUGH ESPRESSO! IT'S REALLY BEEN DEPRESSOED DOWN!
NO! THAT'S ALSO DEPRESSO! ONLY ESPRESSO IS ALLOWED! NO CORNER FOR YOU!*Meekly sinks into a corner*
sorry
Okay, you’re dragging two seperate issues here, the issue of morality and the issue of me not actually being your father. I can’t really answer that either way.Do.. do you love me even though I'm bad?
*ponders*(Just pointing out this post is in character)
*Sally's face takes on a harder cast, this is a side of her you haven't seen before.*
So, you judge me based on my appearance and actions without asking yourself 'why' I act this way. Well, when you have spent a few centuries navigating the murky back passages of history, seeing the absolute worst, well, your outlook changes a bit. While Knights and warriors fought glorious battles against the darkness I was in that darkness, collecting information so those same knights had the best chance to triumph. I had to recruit runners to get the information where it needed to go and find replacement when their own side hunted them down. I have to live in places where a single misplaced step can result in a very painful interrogation followed by a swift death. I've had to look the other way when the innocent have suffered because I'm supposed to see a bigger picture, the bigger picture doesn't make my sleep any easier. And at the end of it all all I can look forward to is a 'well done' from whatever superior I have, and a bunch of memories nobody wants. But if I am needed again I will fight again, not for duty or honour but for what is right!
So I act the way I do because life is fleeting and I like to enjoy it as best I can without being burdened by any baggage and I consider dignity and all those other things to be baggage.
Now! How about an ale?
*Gets out of corner quickly, then buries self in confetti*NO! THAT'S ALSO DEPRESSO! ONLY ESPRESSO IS ALLOWED! NO CORNER FOR YOU!
*Steals corner*
YES! NOW EAT A POTATO WITH THAT ESPRESSO!*Gets out of corner quickly, then buries self in confetti*
is this better?
*Quickly stuffs face with a potato*YES! NOW EAT A POTATO WITH THAT ESPRESSO!
*Hoists potato cannon*
Okay, you’re dragging two seperate issues here, the issue of morality and the issue of me not actually being your father. I can’t really answer that either way.
—If I was your father (and you seem to be under that impression), then yes, I would love you regardless of your actions. Twould be unconditional. And it would be because I love you that I call you to virtue. Tis for your own sake as a person. Tis better for you and will go better in your life if you are honorable and virtuous. So not because I withhold love, but because I don’t withhold love, I urge you: learn from your mistakes!
*ponders*
...When hunting monsters, one must be careful not to become the monster.
Of course I judge you on your actions. What other basis would I have? I cannot deny your contributions to the forces of good. I do not denounce you. But may I postulate that, perhaps, dignity and honor aren’t baggage but good things? Like I said to Ssaannttoo, they don’t detract from your life, but bolster it. You may feel justified in hedonism because “you’ve earned it”, but mayhaps you’re simply shooting yourself in the foot. Or maybe some people are better suited to some lifestyles, and perhaps the world is improved by the variety of good people contributing against evil in their own ways. I don’t pretend to have all the answers; I trust my elders on a lot of issues of morality.
Regardless of how you take my words, I certainly thank you for any good you may have done in your life, little though I may know about it. And again, I’m not holding you to any standards higher than morality. And I admit that honor and dignity are higher than morality.
*Shoots potatoes at the confetti pile, not really aiming at anything specific**Quickly stuffs face with a potato*
Okie
*frowns and nods*
The only thing I will say is this, I don't engage in hedonism because I feel I have 'earned it' I engage in it because it's about the only way I maintain my sanity. To quote that great philosopher Garfield 'I gotta be me! I'm too weird to be anyone else!'
*Quietly eats the potato while more potatoes get launched into the confetti pile* Ah neat. More tatoes.*Shoots potatoes at the confetti pile, not really aiming at anything specific*
POTATOES FOR ALL!!!*frowns and nods*
I don’t pretend to understand, but I don’t have to. You don’t impose your view on me, I don’t impose mine on you, we go on in harmony.
*gets conked by potato*POTATOES FOR ALL!!!
*Begins shooting potatoes in random directions, hitting people an laughing*
Fair enough*frowns and nods*
I don’t pretend to understand, but I don’t have to. You don’t impose your view on me, I don’t impose mine on you, we go on in harmony.
*Sits on his shoulder**gets conked by potato*
Did I mention the right not to be assaulted?
*warhammers potato launcher*
*Slowly sinks into the confetti pile to avoid being assaulted by potatoes*POTATOES FOR ALL!!!
*Begins shooting potatoes in random directions, hitting people an laughing*
Tell me if you see any in the crowd who purport to be knights, and I’ll flay them alive on the morrow. We still hold each other to the same standards... *sinister chuckle*Fair enough
'Live and let live' and all that.
Well, I'm off to my club, where I plan to sing and show too much leg.
Toodles!
*Swishes out in a dramatic dress*
Channeling your inner parrot, I see. Watch the hair... strand... hangey... thingie.*Sits on his shoulder*
*Looks at crushed potato launcher leaking mashed potatoes**gets conked by potato*
Did I mention the right not to be assaulted?
*warhammers potato launcher*