Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

Channeling your inner parrot, I see. Watch the hair... strand... hangey... thingie.

*Giggles.*

Bawkakwww!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Looks at crushed potato launcher leaking mashed potatoes*
Aww...
*Walks away for a few minutes and comes back with 100 automatic potato launchers*
YOU BROKE MY LAUNCHERS!! THIS MEANS WARRRRRR!!!
*begins firing potatoes in random directions again after forgetting to aim*

War? En guarde!
*blocks potatoes with shield, begins potato-launcher bashing mission*

*Giggles.*

Bawkakwww!

Disarm any potato launchers you can get your paws on! We’ve got a battle on our hands.

*smashes*

 

[ssaannttoo]

War? En guarde!
*blocks potatoes with shield, begins potato-launcher bashing mission*

Disarm any potato launchers you can get your paws on! We’ve got a battle on our hands.

*smashes*

BREEEEEEE!!!

*Charges to batte.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Potato launchers begin falling from the sky somehow, shooting potatoes everywhere*
AAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Bread is just solidified, unmatured beer. You can't prove me wrong

 

[Arishipshape]

*Potato launchers begin falling from the sky somehow, shooting potatoes everywhere*
AAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

*uses water bucket, douses potato launchers to short-circuit them*

 

[Arishipshape]

Bread is just solidified, unmatured beer. You can't prove me wrong

*freezes fresh-off-the-assembly-line beer can*
Behold! Nexus’s bread!

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

*Looks at crushed potato launcher leaking mashed potatoes*
Aww...
*Walks away for a few minutes and comes back with 100 automatic potato launchers*
YOU BROKE MY LAUNCHERS!! THIS MEANS WARRRRRR!!!
*begins firing potatoes in random directions again after forgetting to aim*

Oh goodness. Well, like Spain during WW2, I'm gonna be neutral in this war.

*Keeps safe under confetti*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

DRAT!
*Potatoes magically fall from the sky*
POTATO RAIN! YES! PERFECTLY TIMED PHENOMENON!

 

[Arishipshape]

DRAT!
*Potatoes magically fall from the sky*
POTATO RAIN! YES! PERFECTLY TIMED PHENOMENON!

This is ridiculous. If only I knew Blizzard, I could control the weather!
*holds shield above head and ushers @ssaannttoo to safety*

 

[ssaannttoo]

This is ridiculous. If only I knew Blizzard, I could control the weather!
*holds shield above head and ushers @ssaannttoo to safety*

Bwah!!

*Swifts furiously to destroy potato cannons.*

 

[Guifrog]

This was deep 0:

*Potato launchers begin falling from the sky somehow, shooting potatoes everywhere*
AAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

YEEEEEEEEEEES *nomnomnomnomnomnomnom*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*I hold my hands out and laugh evilly*
Yes! YES!! MY POTATO CHILDREN! YOU'RE INANIMATE BUT YOU STILL PROVIDE DANGER!!

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Also, scorpions are just venomous land lobsters

 

[Arishipshape]

Also, scorpions are just venomous land lobsters

So if I cast an air-breathing and poisonous touch spell on a lobster, it’d become a scorpion?

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Also, scorpions are just venomous land lobsters

*Points a potato launcher at you*
*Thunk*
YOU'RE A GENIUS!!
*Shoots you with potato*

 

[TR273]

Tell me if you see any in the crowd who purport to be knights, and I’ll flay them alive on the morrow. We still hold each other to the same standards... *sinister chuckle*

*Doesn't grass on customers*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Also, scorpions are just venomous land lobsters

Also, rolly pollies are not insects, they're crustaceans.

They're basically mini land isopods!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Doesnt know what's happening.*

*Doesnt like bugs.*

*Sits on top of the tallest person's head.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Doesnt know what's happening.*

*Doesnt like bugs.*

*Sits on top of the tallest person's head.*

*Thunks you with a potato too*

 

[ssaannttoo]

W

*Thunks you with a potato too*

Wahhhha!

*Falls in the bugs.*

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Everybody is now deaf.*

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

W

Wahhhha!

*Falls in the bugs.*

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Everybody is now deaf.*

I'm still secure in my confetti fortress.

 

[Arishipshape]

W

Wahhhha!

*Falls in the bugs.*

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Everybody is now deaf.*

*chucks shield at you to serve as a makeshift bug-raft*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Blindly shoots potatoes everywhere with an unlimited amount of potatos*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*chucks shield at you to serve as a makeshift bug-raft*

*Shakes in my paws as I surf the waves of bugs.*

A-ah.

*Hyperventilates.*