Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*Blindly shoots potatoes everywhere with an unlimited amount of potatos*

*I offer the villager ten thousand potatoes for 500 emeralds*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Shakes in my paws as I surf the waves of bugs.*

A-ah.

*Hyperventilates.*

*Shoots potatoes at the bugs in front of you*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Shoots potatoes at the bugs in front of you*

Deep!

*Hides under my paws.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Deep!

*Hides under my paws.*

*sighs*
*offers standard issue ten foot pole*
Grab on.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*sighs*
*offers standard issue ten foot pole*
Grab on.

*Grips it tightly.*

Ahhhhhh!!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Grips it tightly.*

Ahhhhhh!!

*pulls*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*pulls*

*Clambers over.*

Please dont drop me, please dont, please, please, please please!! dont/

 

[Arishipshape]

*Clambers over.*

Please dont drop me, please dont, please, please, please please!! dont/

*holds you under arm, flees potato-geddon*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*holds you under arm, flees potato-geddon*

*Shoots it with more potatoes*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shoots it with more potatoes*

*CLANG CLANG CLANG*

Thank God for armor.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*holds you under arm, flees potato-geddon*

*Cries.*

I Dont like potatoes no moe.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Cries.*

I Dont like potatoes no moe.

Oh, but these are just raw potatoes. You can boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew...

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh, but these are just raw potatoes. You can boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew...

I dont like the bugs!

I DONT WANT BUG STEW!

 

[Arishipshape]

I dont like the bugs!

I DONT WANT BUG STEW!

Fear not, I shan’t force you to consume bug stew.
Vegetables, on the other hand...
*focuses on fleeing*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Fear not, I shan’t force you to consume bug stew.
Vegetables, on the other hand...
*focuses on fleeing*

Bleck... vegetables are like bugs... green and ucky!

 

[TR273]

*Pops in*
....
Why is the thread full of potatoes?

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*CLANG CLANG CLANG*

Thank God for armor.

Lmao for some reason I thought you said you were throwing potato-geden not fleeing from it

*Pops in*
....
Why is the thread full of potatoes?

POTATOES!!!!
*Continues shooting potatoes in random directions*

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

*Pops in*
....
Why is the thread full of potatoes?

Long story really.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

I AM THE POTATO LORD!!!
*Continues shooting potatoes*

 

[TR273]

Lmao for some reason I thought you said you were throwing potato-geden not fleeing from it


POTATOES!!!!
*Continues shooting potatoes in random directions*

*Readies tennis racquet*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Readies tennis racquet*

Heat it up, we can make fries!

 

[Guifrog]

I dont like the bugs!

I DONT WANT BUG STEW!

Aw, you may always leave the bugs to me :9

I AM THE POTATO LORD!!!
*Continues shooting potatoes*

*is now stuffed, proceeds to counterattack with the watermelon cannon*

 

[TR273]

Heat it up, we can make fries!

If those are anything like chips I'm in!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Aw, you may always leave the bugs to me :9

They were scary! They had little mneh, mnehs!

*makes a pinching motion.*

and little Eeks!

*Makes stinging motion.*

 

[Lenago]

*walks back in to see the place full of potatoes and watermelons flying all over*

Good night *walks away*