Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*Blindly shoots potatoes everywhere with an unlimited amount of potatos*
*I offer the villager ten thousand potatoes for 500 emeralds*

*Blindly shoots potatoes everywhere with an unlimited amount of potatos*
*Shoots potatoes at the bugs in front of you**Shakes in my paws as I surf the waves of bugs.*
A-ah.
*Hyperventilates.*
Deep!*Shoots potatoes at the bugs in front of you*
*sighs*Deep!
*Hides under my paws.*
*Grips it tightly.**sighs*
*offers standard issue ten foot pole*
Grab on.
*pulls**Grips it tightly.*
Ahhhhhh!!
*Clambers over.**pulls*
*holds you under arm, flees potato-geddon**Clambers over.*
Please dont drop me, please dont, please, please, please please!! dont/
*Shoots it with more potatoes**holds you under arm, flees potato-geddon*
*CLANG CLANG CLANG**Shoots it with more potatoes*
*Cries.**holds you under arm, flees potato-geddon*
Oh, but these are just raw potatoes. You can boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew...*Cries.*
I Dont like potatoes no moe.
I dont like the bugs!Oh, but these are just raw potatoes. You can boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew...
Fear not, I shan’t force you to consume bug stew.I dont like the bugs!
I DONT WANT BUG STEW!
Bleck... vegetables are like bugs... green and ucky!Fear not, I shan’t force you to consume bug stew.
Vegetables, on the other hand...
*focuses on fleeing*
Lmao for some reason I thought you said you were throwing potato-geden not fleeing from it*CLANG CLANG CLANG*
Thank God for armor.
POTATOES!!!!*Pops in*
....
Why is the thread full of potatoes?
Long story really.*Pops in*
....
Why is the thread full of potatoes?
*Readies tennis racquet*Lmao for some reason I thought you said you were throwing potato-geden not fleeing from it
POTATOES!!!!
*Continues shooting potatoes in random directions*
Heat it up, we can make fries!*Readies tennis racquet*
Aw, you may always leave the bugs to me :9I dont like the bugs!
I DONT WANT BUG STEW!
*is now stuffed, proceeds to counterattack with the watermelon cannon*I AM THE POTATO LORD!!!
*Continues shooting potatoes*
If those are anything like chips I'm in!Heat it up, we can make fries!
They were scary! They had little mneh, mnehs!Aw, you may always leave the bugs to me :9