Predators and Prey

[A-stick-figure]

takes top hat, collapses it into the rim, activates weapon mode

 

[ben909]

Morning, gents! I hope—
What’s this? A villain? Not on my turf. En guarde!
*arms crossbow (replacing point with eraser)*

Shows neck weak point the lasr stick race had(all npcs) and how you can use their heads as plates

 

[Arishipshape]

Pulls top hat out of nowhere, you will pay unless you give my sock back!

You’ll be making no demands today, fiend!
*fires eraser crossbow*

takes top hat, collapses it into the rim, activates weapon mode

*raises shield*

 

[A-stick-figure]

I basically have a frisbee with sawblade edges, but it’s a hat.

 

[ben909]

takes top hat, collapses it into the rim, activates weapon mode

blocks your head cannon with a shield

(goes to find the head cannon joke)

 

[Arishipshape]

I basically have a frisbee with sawblade edges, but it’s a hat.

And I have a large, wood and steel alloyed shield. And armor. So good luck with that.
*shoots more eraser arrows*

 

[A-stick-figure]

*Extends 6 other arms each with the top hat weapon*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Extends 6 other arms each with the top hat weapon*

By God, it’s an eldritch abomination!
*reveals holy cross*

 

[ben909]

blocks your head cannon with a shield

(goes to find the head cannon joke)

New

xkcd.com

 

[A-stick-figure]

*unhinges jaw, breathes lightning and fire, puts on tuxedo*

 

[ben909]

gets an axe for this kind of battle

 

[Arishipshape]

*unhinges jaw, breathes lightning and fire, puts on tuxedo*

*lightning courses through armor, which acts as a Faraday cage*

*shields fire*

Thou hast terrible taste in garb. It’s so ten centuries in the future!

 

[A-stick-figure]

*vanishes into shadow being*

 

[Arishipshape]

*vanishes into shadow being*

 

[A-stick-figure]

*vampire fangs, 60000 feet tall, glowing blue eyes*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Gooo dad!!!

*Cheers.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*vampire fangs, 60000 feet tall, glowing blue eyes*

His height! It’s...

 

[Deleted member 134556]

*derg noises*

 

[ssaannttoo]

His height! It’s...
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*Shakes head.*

Dad.. it's too late for that, thats old.

*Pats solemnly.*

 

[A-stick-figure]

“this war hasn’t even started yet”

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shakes head.*

Dad.. it's too late for that, thats old.

*Pats solemnly.*

It’s tradition. You can’t just set aside memes when they aren’t relevant any more, so long as they’re good! I still have rooms full of vintage rageface memes.

“this war hasn’t even started yet”

I dunno man, you’re so far up there I doubt you can even see us to step on us. And by the square cube law you’ve got some serious movement penalties. I’d shrink down to at most “large dragon” before engaging in combat.

 

[A-stick-figure]

This is as small as I can go.

 

[A-stick-figure]

*steps on you*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*steps on you*

DADDY!!!

 

[Arishipshape]

This is as small as I can go.

*shrugs* Good luck crushing us—

*steps on you*

*props sword up*
*it’s worse than legos*