Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

How can he even step on you? He's 2D

 

[ben909]

*vampire fangs, 60000 feet tall, glowing blue eyes*

His height! It’s...
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fills out mouseland god mode prevention act forms... wow these take time

 

[A-stick-figure]

You fail to notice that I have spiked boots.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

When you are physically awake but mentally exhausted

 

[Arishipshape]

You fail to notice that I have spiked boots.

*slowly avoids the spikes*
You do realize that you’re so huge, it’s trivial for me to simply sidestep them?

 

[A-stick-figure]

*suddenly slams down foot with speed of light*

 

[ben909]

Faxes in the forms

 

[Arishipshape]

*suddenly slams down foot with speed of light*

*you go back in time because you went too fast*
*various Star Trek characters have a few episodes where they make first contact with you*
*you’re relocated to your own, appropriately sized planet with other beings like you*
*you live a long and peaceful life*

*I get EXP for defeating you*

 

[Guifrog]

*has no lands, just hops around and about, eating free bugs*

*Shakes head.*

Dad.. it's too late for that, thats old.

*Pats solemnly.*

Welp, he's your dad. It's okay for him to make dad jokes

*vampire fangs, 60000 feet tall, glowing blue eyes*

That a stick mountain? Can a 3D being climb it? óÒ

 

[ssaannttoo]

Welp, he's your dad. It's okay for him to make dad jokes

But dad jokes!

 

[Arishipshape]

But dad jokes!

Do old memes constitute dad jokes?

 

[A-stick-figure]

You guys, we are on my planet.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

But dad jokes!

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

 

[ben909]

You guys, we are on my planet.

Only over radio

 

[ssaannttoo]

Do old memes constitute dad jokes?

You make them do...

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

Nu! *Baps*

You do uncle jokes!

 

[A-stick-figure]

^^What do you mean?

 

[ben909]

Also i may of discovered a weakness of stickmen and their organless bodies

 

[Deleted member 134556]

You make them do...

Nu! *Baps*

You do uncle jokes!

Do not bap me

 

[ben909]

Do not bap me

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heals 5hp by blocking your spray

 

[Arishipshape]

^^What do you mean?

(Quick read this article, then come back and try again:
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModders )

 

[ssaannttoo]

Do not bap me

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Ahh! No water!

 

[A-stick-figure]

Still confuse.

 

[ben909]

Still confuse.

(What part was confusing?)

 

[A-stick-figure]

never mind. I’m just going to use my magical wishing sock to turn into a pidgeon.

 

[Arishipshape]

Still confuse.

(Basically, you’re doing absolutely rediculous stuff in a bid to win at all costs (I.E. “slams foot down at the speed of light” and your gargantuan size). This takes away from the point of combat, that is, to see interesting character interactions as our various abilities conflict. Then, you try to establish the location of our interaction (which is already established to be PvP island because we’re on the PvP server) to again tip it in your favor. Again, ludicrous. No pulling location changes from nowhere, and no pulling abilities from nowhere. Pick an appearance, reasonable abilities, and character attributes, and stick to them, even if it means losing, and you’ll be able to have fun.)