Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

gives you swim goggles

there is no ladder

*throws swim goggles in your general direction*
There’s a female in the pool! I can’t just open my eyes! Let me ou!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Tries to swim, but ends up just splaying about aimlessly.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Casually walks into chat with a potato launcher*
I return.

 

[ben909]

*throws swim goggles in your general direction*
There’s a female in the pool! I can’t just open my eyes! Let me ou!

shes covered in fur its fine

 

[ben909]

*Casually walks into chat with a potato launcher*
I return.

hello, we made @ssaannttoo drink a swimming potion and put him in a pool to get over his fear of “wet”

 

[TR273]

*throws swim goggles in your general direction*
There’s a female in the pool! I can’t just open my eyes! Let me out!

I'm wearing a bathing suit.

She's covered in fur its fine

This too

 

[Alyx_0_0]

hello, we made @ssaannttoo drink a swimming potion and put him in a pool to get over his fear of “wet”

The best way to overcome a fear is with potatoes.
*Loads potato launcher casually*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Sobs.*

Why do y'all like water this much? ;~;

Daddy gooey makes it fun.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Sobs.*

Why do y'all like water this much? ;~;

Daddy gooey makes it fun.

*Fires potato launcher in your general direction, potatoes hitting the water around you*

 

[TR273]

*Swims dangerously close to @Arishipshape *

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Fires potato launcher in your general direction, potatoes hitting the water around you*

*Gets knocked in the head.*

*Looses consciousness.*

*Sinks.*

 

[TR273]

*Gets knocked in the head.*

*Looses consciousness.*

*Sinks.*

*Dives after*

 

[ben909]

*Gets knocked in the head.*

*Looses consciousness.*

*Sinks.*

potion effects mean you are still fine

revives on the bottom

Although on one can see me

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Gets knocked in the head.*

*Looses consciousness.*

*Sinks.*

*Of course @Alys_0_0 would laugh at that xD)

potion effects mean you are still fine

revives on the bottom

Although on one can see me

*Dives after*

Fank chu Auntie!

*Holds tightly.*

Water is no bueno.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Gets knocked in the head.*

*Looses consciousness.*

*Sinks.*

*Continues firing potatoes in random directions*
I HAVE RETURNED!!!!
*Maniacle laughter ensues*

 

[ben909]

*Of course @Alys_0_0 would laugh at that xD)



Fank chu Auntie!

*Holds tightly.*

Water is no bueno.

Reminds you you are fine dispite the water, and that potato hits hurt less underwater

 

[ssaannttoo]

Reminds you you are fine dispite the water, and that potato hits hurt less underwater

*Dives.*

Doesn't like it still.*

 

[TR273]

*Continues firing potatoes in random directions*
I HAVE RETURNED!!!!
*Maniacle laughter ensues*

*Surfaces*
*Flips a knockout dart in your general direction.*
(Well it might be a knockout dart, I forgot my glasses again, so it could be anything, knockout, sudden spontaneous pie to the face, sudden spontaneous explosion, truth dart, break-dancing, sudden desire to run to the library and research the history of rug making in 15th century Tibet.)

 

[Arishipshape]

shes covered in fur its fine

The Council didn’t exactly take non-humans into account when writing the rules!

I'm wearing a bathing suit.

Well how am I supposed to know that? Are you insinuating that I check?

*Swims dangerously close to @Arishipshape *

*ears twitch*
Who’s that? Who goes there? Do you have a ladder?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well how am I supposed to know that? Are you insinuating that I check?

Check what?

*Head tilt.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Check what?

*Head tilt.*

Check wether it’s safe to look without besmirching my honor!

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Check wether it’s safe to look without besmirching my honor!

*Sleepily mumbles*
Just check, dude... I'm sure it's probably fine... Maybe... Oooh unicorn....!
*Is half asleep*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Check wether it’s safe to look without besmirching my honor!

She looks like... Auntie?

*Shurgs.*

Why would she look different?

 

[TR273]

Well how am I supposed to know that? Are you insinuating that I check?

Are you insinuating I swim nude?

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Are you insinuating I swim nude?

*Swaying sleepily*
I would!
*Collapses to take a nap, using potato gun as a pillow*