Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*Sleepily mumbles*
Just check, dude... I'm sure it's probably fine... Maybe... Oooh unicorn....!
*Is half asleep*

Well I can’t trust any of you dishonorable antagonistic swine! (Non literal swine, I assure you.)

She looks like... Auntie?

*Shurgs.*

Why would she look different?

Oh never mind!

Are you insinuating I swim nude?

*recoils*
*splashes water towards you*
Get away! Of course I’m not insinuating that, I’m insinuating that I don’t know enough about you, the swimming conditions, the other people, just, I shouldn’t even be in the water! You don’t even have to swim entirely nude to cause a scandal—oh God please let there be no cameras around

*swims to the bottom, searching for some sort of escape*

 

[ben909]

The Council didn’t exactly take non-humans into account when writing the rules!

Well how am I supposed to know that? Are you insinuating that I check?

*ears twitch*
Who’s that? Who goes there? Do you have a ladder?

aren’t we planing to kill and replace the council anyway for their corruption and other crimes

 

[Arishipshape]

aren’t we planing to kill and replace the council anyway for their corruption and other crimes

Yeah, doesn’t mean the rules of chivalry change.

 

[ben909]

Yeah, doesn’t mean the rules of chivalry change.

but they can be modernized

 

[Arishipshape]

but they can be modernized

Hmmm... good point. We shall add a clause where, if you are trapped in a pool, you can use vision strictly for the purposes of escape.

 

[ben909]

Hmmm... good point. We shall add a clause where, if you are trapped in a pool, you can use vision strictly for the purposes of escape.

Or that seeing things when it was not the internt is fine, and that fur counts as clothing if its long enough (think its called the wookie rule in rl, but that was never offical)

And that killing tentacles because they are tentacles and nothing else is wrong

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hmmm... good point. We shall add a clause where, if you are trapped in a pool, you can use vision strictly for the purposes of escape.

That seems very specific..

 

[Arishipshape]

That seems very specific..

Well, yeah, I don’t want people rules-lawyering my addendum in order to justify perversion!

Or that seeing things when it was not the internt is fine, and that fur counts as clothing if its long enough (think its called the wookie rule in rl, but that was never offical)

And that killing tentacles because they are tentacles and nothing else is wrong

Intent is impossible to rule in court. But I can get behind fur=clothes for rules purposes.

Killing innocent tentacles is already wrong!

 

[TR273]

Well I can’t trust any of you dishonorable antagonistic swine! (Non literal swine, I assure you.)

Oh never mind!

*recoils*
*splashes water towards you*
Get away! Of course I’m not insinuating that, I’m insinuating that I don’t know enough about you, the swimming conditions, the other people, just, I shouldn’t even be in the water! You don’t even have to swim entirely nude to cause a scandal—oh God please let there be no cameras around

*swims to the bottom, searching for some sort of escape*

Can we get camera four up please?

(Ahh, happy memories)

 

[ben909]

Well, yeah, I don’t want people rules-lawyering my addendum in order to justify perversion!

Intent is impossible to rule in court. But I can get behind fur=clothes for rules purposes.

Killing innocent tentacles is already wrong!

[maybe the point]


I torpedo 2-3 ships a week full of the councils knights going to kill an innocent tentacle

 

[ben909]

Can we get camera four up please?
View attachment 99056
(Ahh, happy memories)

Not visible in picture due to vaporeons nature... and the argument somewhere that i cannot choose to turn that ability off

 

[Arishipshape]

[maybe the point]


I torpedo 2-3 ships a week full of the councils knights going to kill an innocent tentacle

Hmm. Maybe it was a misunderstanding? They could be setting off to avenge their fallen comrades, not kill innocent tentacles.

Can we get camera four up please?
View attachment 99056
(Ahh, happy memories)

Then again, if I keep my eyes visibly closed at all times, there’ll be no implications... *sighs with relief*

 

[TR273]

[maybe the point]


I torpedo 2-3 ships a week full of the councils knights going to kill an innocent tentacle

Steve approves.

 

[ben909]

Hmm. Maybe it was a misunderstanding? They could be setting off to avenge their fallen comrades, not kill innocent tentacles.

Then again, if I keep my eyes visibly closed at all times, there’ll be no implications... *sighs with relief*

shows your their printed orders i recovered telling them to kill the tentacles

 

[Arishipshape]

shows your their printed orders i recovered telling them to kill the tentacles

*can’t see, eyes are closed*

 

[ben909]

*can’t see, eyes are closed*

has softwere read them for you, speakers work above and below the water

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Wakes up and accidentally fires a potato in the general direction of the pool by accident*
AH! Oops, sorry!

 

[ben909]

*Wakes up and accidentally fires a potato in the general direction of the pool by accident*
AH! Oops, sorry!

scalds the potato in mid air in attempt to cook

 

[metatherat]

but they can be modernized

Hmmm... good point. We shall add a clause where, if you are trapped in a pool, you can use vision strictly for the purposes of escape.

Also, you have to hug a rat every day, and feed them yogurt :3

 

[Arishipshape]

has softwere read them for you, speakers work above and below the water

Mayhaps the papers were forged? Or perhaps the tentacles aren’t innocent? There are a hundred possible explanations for why those papers were issued.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Stands and looks around in confusion*
What did I wake up to?

 

[ben909]

Mayhaps the papers were forged? Or perhaps the tentacles aren’t innocent? There are a hundred possible explanations for why those papers were issued.

they were not, and from looting the shipwrecks in the area they are all military vessels

its the council who is wrong here

Shows other recovered orders, they fit the same form as all your communications with the knight council, and also have their stamp(computer cannot read that part)

 

[Arishipshape]

they were not, and from looting the shipwrecks in the area they are all military vessels

its the council who is wrong here

Shows other recovered orders, they fit the same form as all your communications with the knight council, and also have their stamp(computer cannot read that part)

I’m inclined to believe your evidence, as it doesn’t appear to be forged, and the Council has pretty much sucked during my interactions with them after I’ve been deployed here...

 

[ben909]

I’m inclined to believe your evidence, as it doesn’t appear to be forged, and the Council has pretty much sucked during my interactions with them after I’ve been deployed here...

so can i actually shoot them now?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Starst to get used to the water now.*

*Paddles around begrudgingly.*