Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

so can i actually shoot them now?

Woah woah woah, you can’t just appoint yourself judge, jury, and executioner! We should do an investigation into these crimes first, and subject them to the authori—
wait

 

[ssaannttoo]

Woah woah woah, you can’t just appoint yourself judge, jury, and executioner! We should do an investigation into these crimes first, and subject them to the authori—
wait

I am judge and jury and Executioner!

*Slips black mask on, pulls out giant axe, bigger than me.*

>:3

 

[Arishipshape]

I am judge and jury and Executioner!

*Slips black mask on, pulls out giant axe, bigger than me.*

>:3

Is that audible sharpness I hear? You better not be playing with knives again!

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Walks back in with potato gun*

I am judge and jury and Executioner!

*Slips black mask on, pulls out giant axe, bigger than me.*

>:3

Uh-... Why do you have an axe? And who are you executing? Is there popcorn?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Is that audible sharpness I hear? You better not be playing with knives again!

I will be da biggest knight ever!

*Walks around carrying an absurdly large axe.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Stays far away from the little person holding an axe far too large*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Stays far away from the little person holding an axe far too large*

>:3

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Uh...
*Goes into Bush of Safety with my potato gun*

 

[Arishipshape]

I don’t hear TR273, I’m going to assume it’s safe to—

I will be da biggest knight ever!

*Walks around carrying an absurdly large axe.*

Ssaannttoo! You could seriously wound yourself! Give me that!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ssaannttoo! You could seriously wound yourself! Give me that!

>:3

Nevew!!!

*Swings axe around playfully.*

Hehe

 

[Arishipshape]

>:3

Nevew!!!

*Swings axe around playfully.*

Hehe

Your funeral. I won’t give you a healing potion if you slice yourself.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Your funeral. I won’t give you a healing potion if you slice yourself.

*Chops a sashimi mat.*

Hahah!!

 

[ben909]

Woah woah woah, you can’t just appoint yourself judge, jury, and executioner! We should do an investigation into these crimes first, and subject them to the authori—
wait

... loads sniper rifle, i kind of can

——————-

Your funeral. I won’t give you a healing potion if you slice yourself.

Because you think i won’t allow an eevee to die from not getting a potion and would give him one, or somwthing else

(unsure about how much time in rl i will get for a bit)

 

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[Alyx_0_0]

*Hides in the Bush of Safety from the shenanigans, potato launcher primed for firing*

 

[TR273]

I will be da biggest knight ever!

*Walks around carrying an absurdly large axe.*

*Sighs*

*Walks over and applies very gentle pressure to the top of the axe, just enough to tip you off balance.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

W

*Sighs*

*Walks over and applies very gentle pressure to the top of the axe, just enough to tip you off balance.*

W-w-whaaa!!

*Falls over with a clunck.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

W

W-w-whaaa!!

*Falls over with a clunck.*

*You land near my bush*
Psst! Hey! Get revenge!
*offers you a potato launcher*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*You land near my bush*
Psst! Hey! Get revenge!
*offers you a potato launcher*

Revenge? but.. what would dad say?

*Looks down at the potato gun.*

 

[TR273]

Revenge? but.. what would dad say?

*Looks down at the potato gun.*

He would go on and on about duty and honour and nobility and stuff....

....meanwhile I have candy.

 

[ssaannttoo]

He would go on and on about duty and honour and nobility and stuff....

....meanwhile I have candy.

Candy?

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Revenge? but.. what would dad say?

*Looks down at the potato gun.*

I don't know what he would say but potatoes are your friends. Use your friends to attack those who have wronged you!

 

[TR273]

Candy?

As in 'Aunt levels of too much candy'.

 

[ssaannttoo]

As in 'Aunt levels of too much candy'.

*Drops axe,, runs to get candy.*

CANDY!!!!!!

 

[ben909]

As in 'Aunt levels of too much candy'.

as long as its not questionable van candy