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Predators and Prey

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I found the perfect furry drawing to describe middle aged straight couples

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Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
*Slinks back into Bush of Safety with potato launcher*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
And that is your first lesson in being a cool spy like your Aunt.
'Always know what the other person wants.'
:D
*Gives you the big bag of candy.*
*Noms.*

>:3
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN

Guifrog

Blue frog
*Sobs.*

Why do y'all like water this much? ;~;

Daddy gooey makes it fun.
Water is magic *-*

It adapts to whatever solid surrounds it, instead of staying in a boring fixed shape! It comes in droplets, it comes from waterfalls, it comes as oceans, different bodies of water can become one, it expands when it freezes! And the underwater world is so different, like another planet, with a different, dense "air"!

I'd feel like I assume a bird feels when it flies here. I thought I was, unconditionally, a flying being, but then I discovered this weird world above the water and realized I can't do it in every environment.

Water makes me feel powerful!
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Water is magic *-*

It adapts to whatever solid surrounds it, instead of staying in a boring fixed shape! It comes in droplets, it comes from waterfalls, it comes as oceans, different bodies of water can become one, it expands when it freezes! And the underwater world is so different, like another planet, with a different, dense "air"!

I'd feel like I assume a bird feels when it flies here. I thought I was, unconditionally, a flying being, but then I discovered this weird world above the water and realized I can't do it in every environment.

Water makes me feel powerful!
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ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Water is magic *-*

It adapts to whatever solid surrounds it, instead of staying in a boring fixed shape! It comes in droplets, it comes from waterfalls, it comes as oceans, different bodies of water can become one, it expands when it freezes! And the underwater world is so different, like another planet, with a different, dense "air"!

I'd feel like I assume a bird feels when it flies here. I thought I was, unconditionally, a flying being, but then I discovered this weird world above the water and realized I can't do it in every environment.

Water makes me feel powerful!
*Shakes self dry.*

It fits in all the wrong places.
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
*Harry potter comes out as trans*

You're a sorceress, Harry!
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
Didn’t Ron ask Hermoine “Are you a witch or not?” in the Philosopher’s Stone? So isn’t the female equivalent in-universe “witch”?
I have no idea.
*Shrugs with random potatoes in hand*
 

Alyx_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THREADS THAT HAVE VIDEOS ON THE PAGE!!! NOW MY SYSTEM WILL BREAK EVERY TIME I GO ON THIS PAGE! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSION WITH VIDEOS???
*STORMS AWAY ANGRILY AFTER SHOOTING YOU WITH POTATO GUN*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THREADS THAT HAVE VIDEOS ON THE PAGE!!! NOW MY SYSTEM WILL BREAK EVERY TIME I GO ON THIS PAGE! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSION WITH VIDEOS???
*STORMS AWAY ANGRILY AFTER SHOOTING YOU WITH POTATO GUN*
Fixed. Just remove the space after the “h” and copy-paste into whatever you use to watch videos.
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THREADS THAT HAVE VIDEOS ON THE PAGE!!! NOW MY SYSTEM WILL BREAK EVERY TIME I GO ON THIS PAGE! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSION WITH VIDEOS???
*STORMS AWAY ANGRILY AFTER SHOOTING YOU WITH POTATO GUN*
GAAAAAAAH!!! I LIKE VIDEOS BUT I HATE THAT THEY'RE BREAKING YOUR SYSTEM, SHOOT YOUR POTATOES AT THEM!!! SHOOT THEM ON EVERYONE!!! EVERYTHING MUST BE POTATOED, CARROTED, TOMATOED AND WATERMELONED!!! IF WE FOODIFY THIS WORLD WE LIVE IN, I'LL BE THE GIANT BLUEBERRY FROG, "JUICE" SHALL BE OUR PLANET'S NAME, AND "FRUITY WAY" SHALL BE THE NAME OF OUR GALAXY!!! NO. FLESH. ONLY. FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Didn’t Ron ask Hermoine “Are you a witch or not?” in the Philosopher’s Stone? So isn’t the female equivalent in-universe “witch”?
Yes he did!
(Should I be worried that I can lay my hands on the book and flick it open at the right page?)

(Page 202 in the printing I have)
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*Shakes self dry.*

It fits in all the wrong places.

i was going to have a fan for that that helps floof, but i guess rl got in the way
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THREADS THAT HAVE VIDEOS ON THE PAGE!!! NOW MY SYSTEM WILL BREAK EVERY TIME I GO ON THIS PAGE! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSION WITH VIDEOS???
*STORMS AWAY ANGRILY AFTER SHOOTING YOU WITH POTATO GUN*

also not a video fan
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
How did that go?

oddly, not sure if he got over his fear of “wet” and can wash now

I used a swimming potion on him so it was safe, but the potion has wore off now and the pool wall was lowered letting everyone out
 
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