Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

sloppily slathers yogurt on the loafs, eats the loafs*

No,no it's me!!

*Runs, covered in yogurt.*

 

[metatherat]

No,no it's me!!

*Runs, covered in yogurt.*

Oop. Sorry! No worries, I do not predate, being a nice prey and all. You just looked very loafy to my poor rat-eyes :3

 

[Lenago]

*shoots fire arrow at hat*

*sigh* i warned ya

* the doll then lifts one of his arms and from out of nowhere you are hit with the flamethrower attack*

 

[Ravofox]

Oop. Sorry! No worries, I do not predate, being a nice prey and all. You just looked very loafy to my poor rat-eyes :3

X doubt

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oop. Sorry! No worries, I do not predate, being a nice prey and all. You just looked very loafy to my poor rat-eyes :3

*Shakes vigorously, yogurt flying everytwhere, and on everybody.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*sigh* i warned ya

* the doll then lifts one of his arms and from out of nowhere you are hit with the flamethrower attack*

Gah—
*shields*
What the hell was that??

 

[Guifrog]

*gives you a sly smirk* oh i would not do that if i where you, i recommend you chill down~

Hmm...
*grabs some potatos, takes them to the kitchen, peels, slices, fries them on oil, adds them to a smol' plate, brings the salt (with some pliers coz I'm not crazy) for whoever likes it salty*
Please help yourselves~

 

[Lenago]

*Shakes vigorously, yogurt flying everytwhere, and on everybody.*

*grabs some with my tongue*
Humm yummy~

 

[Lenago]

Gah—
*shields*
What the hell was that??

Hehe, you wana try that again? or are you gona cool your temper~

 

[ssaannttoo]

*grabs some with my tongue*
Humm yummy~

Did you just eat that?

 

[Arishipshape]

Hehe, you wana try that again? or are you gona cool your temper~

*slices hat with sword*
*raises shield pre-emptively for some sort of inexplicable counterattack*

 

[metatherat]

*sigh* i warned ya

* the doll then lifts one of his arms and from out of nowhere you are hit with the flamethrower attack*

*roasts a potato with the flames*

*Shakes vigorously, yogurt flying everytwhere, and on everybody.*

*opens mouth wide* aamnajmam :3

Hmm...
*grabs some potatos, takes them to the kitchen, peels, slices, fries them on oil, adds them to a smol' plate, brings the salt (with some pliers coz I'm not crazy) for whoever likes it salty*
Please help yourselves~

Oo, and now there is fried potato! *gorges*
Mmnhm, mmhm..... ah, the rat life :3
*lies on back*
*crams in another slice of yogurty fried potato*

 

[Lenago]

*slices hat with sword*
*raises shield pre-emptively for some sort of inexplicable counterattack*

*the doll lifts his arm again and you are striked with earthquake*

 

[Lenago]

Did you just eat that?

Humm yes..why??

 

[Ravofox]

*slices hat with sword*
*raises shield pre-emptively for some sort of inexplicable counterattack*

Grrrr, you dare violate the tall hat?! now this is personal!!!
*casts a spell, turning you into a chicken.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*the doll lifts his arm again and you are striked with earthquake*

*CLANG CLANG*

What’s your game? What’s going on?

 

[Arishipshape]

Grrrr, you dare violate the tall hat?! now this is personal!!!
*casts a spell, turning you into a chicken.*

*a strange glowing emanates from the bottom left portion of my cape*
*the holy cross protects me from dark magic*

Tsk tsk tsk.

 

[TR273]

Then what's with the bizarre accusation? Do the people over there have skin that really resembles bathing suits? Because that would be kinda cool :3

@Arishipshape assumes I live a life of debauchery, and because my ankles were daringly bare the rest of me must be similarly nude.
*Shows holiday snaps as proof of intact modesty*

You should audition for Voltage Vixens!!

How do you know I haven't?

(Sally is slated to be 'Miss December' once I get back to drawing properly.)

 

[Pygmepatl]

Oop. Sorry! No worries, I do not predate, being a nice prey and all. You just looked very loafy to my poor rat-eyes :3

*Remembers all the achilles tendons you have ripped off and eaten from your fellow prey*

Good day all!

 

[Guifrog]

*Shakes vigorously, yogurt flying everytwhere, and on everybody.*

*slurps yogurt droplets* pink flies for accompaniment, noice!

 

[Lenago]

*CLANG CLANG*

What’s your game? What’s going on?

*grins and points at the doll*
What do you think of my new creation? I call it the "payback doll"

What ever dammage you do to me,this doll will counter it, you can try and strike my new toy if you dare, be warned, he is a quick dodger, and will repay ANY failed atempt hehe~

 

[Ravofox]

*a strange glowing emanates from the bottom left portion of my cape*
*the holy cross protects me from dark magic*

Tsk tsk tsk.

 

[metatherat]

*Remembers all the achilles tendons you have ripped off and eaten from your fellow prey*

*rat-gasp*
I have done nothing of the sort :O
Any achilles' tendons I have eaten have been eaten in self-defense, and have been extremely predatory! :I

*grins and points at the doll*
What do you think of my new creation? I call it the "payback doll"
What ever dammage you do to me,this doll will counter it, you can try and strike my new toy if you dare, be warned, he is a quick dodger, and will repay ANY failed atempt hehe~

*immediately tosses a cup of vanilla yogurt on you*
Oh no! Yogurt damage!
*turns to face doll, opens mouth wide*

 

[Arishipshape]

@Arishipshape assumes I live a life of debauchery, and because my ankles were daringly bare the rest of me must be similarly nude.
*Shows holiday snaps as proof of intact modesty*
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How dare you imply I saw your ankles. I would never sneak the slightest glance at a bathing female.
And get that photo away from me!

*grins and points at the doll*
What do you think of my new creation? I call it the "payback doll"

What ever dammage you do to me,this doll will counter it, you can try and strike my new toy if you dare, be warned, he is a quick dodger, and will repay ANY failed atempt hehe~

...
*tightly grabs doll*
*drowns it with holy water*

 

[Lenago]

*tightly grabs doll*
*drowns it with holy water*

Humm you do know its a DOLL right? No organs or needing air?

*the dolls eyes glow red and you are hit with fireblast*