Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Humm you do know its a DOLL right? No organs or needing air?

*the dolls eyes glow red and you are hit with fireblast*

*shields*
You do know holy water combusts with a cleansing fire I am invulnerable to?
*doll bursts into blue flames*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*rat-gasp*
I have done nothing of the sort :O
Any achilles' tendons I have eaten have been eaten in self-defense, and have been extremely predatory! :I

I'm doubting your words, tiny rat, I have seen you and even have witnesses.

But I'll still congratulate you for your predatory actions by giving you a cup of yogurt!

 

[metatherat]

I'm doubting your words, tiny rat, I have seen you and even have witnesses.

But I'll still congratulate you for your predatory actions by giving you a cup of yogurt!

Totally bearing false witness! Probably even elephanting false witness! >:O
...I will eat the yogurt, though :3

 

[Arishipshape]

Totally bearing false witness! Probably even elephanting false witness! >:O
...I will eat the yogurt, though :3

Meta and principles. Oil and water.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Totally bearing false witness! Probably even elephanting false witness! >:O
...I will eat the yogurt, though :3

Oh, I'm sure @Breyo is not a fake witness at all, and he isn't even on my side. Hehehe!

Good!

 

[TR273]

How dare you imply I saw your ankles. I would never sneak the slightest glance at a bathing female.
And get that photo away from me!

I never implyed that you did.....

Ah! So you did sneak a peak at my ankles.

*Shows more holiday photos*

Spoiler

(It was warm that day)

 

[Lenago]

*shields*
You do know holy water combusts with a cleansing fire I am invulnerable to?
*doll bursts into blue flames*

Huh neat, my doll is not a thing of the devil ya know? Holy water does nothing.

* the doll flies off your grasp shaking the flames off,its red eye glarring down at you,lifting his arms he uses Rock Tomb*

 

[Ravofox]

I'm doubting your words, tiny rat, I have seen you and even have witnesses.

But I'll still congratulate you for your predatory actions by giving you a cup of yogurt!

Dawww, such wholesomeness!!
That metapredatorat agreed proves everything!! XD

 

[Arishipshape]

I never implyed that you did.....

Ah! So you did sneak a peak at my ankles.

*Shows more holiday photos*


(It was warm that day)

You said “because my ankles were daringly bare he assumed”, implying that your bare ankles (which I knew nothing of until you informed me now) factored into my logic, implying I knew about them, implying I snuck some sort of peak.
And NO MORE BEACH PHOTOS! IF YOU SHOW ME ANOTHER FEMALE IN A PICTURE SHE’D BEST HAVE AN ANKLE LENGTH DRESS

Huh neat, my doll is not a thing of the devil ya know? Holy water does nothing.

* the doll flies off your grasp shaking the flames off,its red eye glarring down at you,lifting his arms he uses Rock Tomb*

*CLANG CLANG*

Bull-feces! It burns all but the most pure!
At this rate I’m going to need new armor. Hmmm...

*uses Ice Beam on the doll repeatedly*

Eventually I’ll get the freeze, and I seem to be tanking its retaliations well.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Tries to read through the thread furiously.*

*Gets more of a head ache.*

*Falls over.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Dawww, such wholesomeness!!
That metapredatorat agreed proves everything!! XD

Exactly!!!

*Also gives yogurt to you*

 

[metatherat]

Meta and principles. Oil and water.

You have oil? Is it vegetable oil? It would go well with these fried potatoes :3

Ah! So you did sneak a peak at my ankles.

*sticks out a feral rat leg*
Check out my ankles too while you are at it, @Arishipshape :3
They're great for scurrying :3

Dawww, such wholesomeness!!
That metapredatorat agreed proves everything!! XD

*points ALCHEMICAL SENTENCE SENSE MAKING EVALUATOR at sentence*
*sad bloop*

 

[Arishipshape]

You have oil? Is it vegetable oil? It would go well with these fried potatoes :3

*sticks out a feral rat leg*
Check out my ankles too while you are at it, @Arishipshape :3
They're great for scurrying :3

*examines sarcastically*
Nifty, but mine were a better shade of rat-paw. *troll face*

 

[Lenago]

You said “because my ankles were daringly bare he assumed”, implying that your bare ankles (which I knew nothing of until you informed me now) factored into my logic, implying I knew about them, implying I snuck some sort of peak.
And NO MORE BEACH PHOTOS! IF YOU SHOW ME ANOTHER FEMALE IN A PICTURE SHE’D BEST HAVE AN ANKLE LENGTH DRESS

*CLANG CLANG*

Bull-feces! It burns all but the most pure!
At this rate I’m going to need new armor. Hmmm...

*uses Ice Beam on the doll repeatedly*

Eventually I’ll get the freeze, and I seem to be tanking its retaliations well.

Yeah you sure are...* i take my jacket off and throw it right in front if your attack letting you destroy it*

 

[Arishipshape]

Yeah you sure are...* i take my jacket off and throw it right in front if your attack letting you destroy it*

*aims at evil voodoo doll*

 

[metatherat]

Bull-feces! It burns all but the most pure!

*steals the holy water and pours it on self*
*is not burned*
Haha! Check it out, everyone! I am the most pure! So there! *incredibly smug rat-strut*

....*discreetly rolls away empty ANTI-HOLY WATER POTION BOTTLE*

*examines sarcastically*
Nifty, but mine were a better shade of rat-paw. *troll face*

Any rat-paw is a good rat-paw! And it's good that you think of your rat paws fondly. Would you like to become a rat again? :3

 

[Lenago]

* the doll sees my destroyed jacket and lifts his arm, transporting your armor into my body*

Ooofff...heavy...

 

[Lenago]

*steals the holy water and pours it on self*
*is not burned*
Haha! Check it out, everyone! I am the most pure! So there! *incredibly smug rat-strut*

....*discreetly rolls away empty ANTI-HOLY WATER POTION BOTTLE*

Any rat-paw is a good rat-paw! And it's good that you think of your rat paws fondly. Would you like to become a rat again? :3

....how much for those potions?

 

[metatherat]

....how much for those potions?

One you transforming into a rat, please :3

 

[Arishipshape]

*steals the holy water and pours it on self*
*is not burned*
Haha! Check it out, everyone! I am the most pure! So there! *incredibly smug rat-strut*

....*discreetly rolls away empty ANTI-HOLY WATER POTION BOTTLE*

Any rat-paw is a good rat-paw! And it's good that you think of your rat paws fondly. Would you like to become a rat again? :3

Okay, I think we’ve established that this batch of holy water is evidently defective. I should switch clerics.

*thinks*

Yknow, tbch, maybe for like a vacation at some point? Tell you what, if PvP stops needing its friendly neighborhood Knight for a few days straight, sure.

* the doll sees my destroyed jacket and lifts his arm, transporting your armor into my body*

Ooofff...heavy...

AHHH
*covers nether regions*
DON’T LOOK UPON ME
*flees to shelter*

 

[Lenago]

Okay, I think we’ve established that this batch of holy water is evidently defective. I should switch clerics.

*thinks*

Yknow, tbch, maybe for like a vacation at some point? Tell you what, if PvP stops needing its friendly neighborhood Knight for a few days straight, sure.


AHHH
*covers nether regions*
DON’T LOOK UPON ME
*flees to shelter*

Hehe well,i guess thats a point for my toys

*takes armor off* uggg heavy and freezing!

 

[Guifrog]

Yeah you sure are...* i take my jacket off and throw it right in front if your attack letting you destroy it*

Y-your beautiful butterfly bow tie DDD:

 

[metatherat]

Yknow, tbch, maybe for like a vacation at some point? Tell you what, if PvP stops needing its friendly neighborhood Knight for a few days straight, sure.

Yaay! We never needed a knight to begin with. We can fight evil just as effectively by sneaking into evil's pantry and eating some of its food :3

 

[Lenago]

One you transforming into a rat, please :3

N-no thanks just the anti holy water please

 

[TR273]

You said “because my ankles were daringly bare he assumed”, implying that your bare ankles (which I knew nothing of until you informed me now) factored into my logic, implying I knew about them, implying I snuck some sort of peak.
And NO MORE BEACH PHOTOS! IF YOU SHOW ME ANOTHER FEMALE IN A PICTURE SHE’D BEST HAVE AN ANKLE LENGTH DRESS

I'm wearing a bathing suit.

Well how am I supposed to know that? Are you insinuating that I check?

(I'll just say I am just pulling your leg a little)
Sooo, Ankle length dress eh?

There you go!

(And I'm not spoilering this one because the spoiler system is weird.)