Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Of course you didn’t desert me! What are you talking about?(I'm fine, just a little shaky. I really hate violence, but this one is fake and among friends so it's fine.)
I... I dont desert you or dad. or... I..

Of course you didn’t desert me! What are you talking about?(I'm fine, just a little shaky. I really hate violence, but this one is fake and among friends so it's fine.)
I... I dont desert you or dad. or... I..
(I meant deserve. Curse my shaky hands!)Of course you didn’t desert me! What are you talking about?
Naturally, all our scantily clad hostesses are trained bodyguards to ensure your safety during your stay.Is that a real sword?
*stares and gives a shaky reply*Naturally, all our scantily clad hostesses are trained bodyguards to ensure your safety during your stay.
(Everything should be fine but we have had problems with our neighbor in the past, so better safe than lost guests.)
*looks around pleadingly, non-verbally begging anyone for help*(I meant deserve. Curse my shaky hands!)
*I dont say anything, just holding you tightly and crying.*
(IT’S PVP POLICY YOU LIKE EVERY POST I WAS TOO BUSY READING SSAANNTTOO’S TO KNOW WHAT I WAS LIKING)*Notes @Arishipshape has liked the image of our scantily clad hostess, meaning he must have snuck a peek... This is presumably fine since her ankles are covered.*
RIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!(IT’S PVP POLICY YOU LIKE EVERY POST I WAS TOO BUSY READING SSAANNTTOO’S TO KNOW WHAT I WAS LIKING)
So I’m innocent of any unchivalrous peaks.RIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!
(IT’S PVP POLICY YOU LIKE EVERY POST I WAS TOO BUSY READING SSAANNTTOO’S TO KNOW WHAT I WAS LIKING)
So I’m innocent of any unchivalrous peaks.
*Sobs even harder, your fur getting damp.**looks around pleadingly, non-verbally begging anyone for help*
*stares at grins*So I’m innocent of any unchivalrous peaks.
*glares**stares at grins*
Guess Mr.Knight has a naughy side~
*attempts to comfort**Sobs even harder, your fur getting damp.*
*Growls.**attempts to comfort*
It's fine, her ankles were covered.*stares at grins*
Guess Mr.Knight has a naughy side~
*stands up**Growls.*
You.. You never did know what you were doing did you.
*I wipe my face.*
I was vulnerable to you, and you! UGH!
*Eye roll.*
Ya know what I'm done again.*stands up*
*wipes snot*
Of course I didn’t! I never pretended to! That’s exceedingly disrespectful to your elders.
Curses upon thy name as well. Look what you did to my fur!Ya know what I'm done again.
F you.
*Sticks my tongue out at you.*Curses upon thy name as well. Look what you did to my fur!
*shudders*
“My fur”... feels weird to say, yech.
Do we need to have a duel proper to restrain your slanderous tongue?
Would it be improper to duel a minor? I feel like a duel would be appropriate here. Or perhaps just some good old fashioned corporal punishment, if I really was your father. Watch thy tongue.*Sticks my tongue out at you.*
Thats what I say to your honor.