Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

You're just full of stupid metaphors aren't you. Why cant you ever be straight.

*Eye roll.*

You've always been like this.

Fine, I’ll give it to you straight.
*backhand slaps*
Don’t be a jerk.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Fine, I’ll give it to you straight.
*backhand slaps*
Don’t be a jerk.

Grrr, you better be glad I'm in a good mood.

*Wipes a tear away, my face red.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Grrr, you better be glad I'm in a good mood.

*Wipes a tear away, my face red.*

Good mood? I’ve seen cheerier faces on the High Council.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Good mood? I’ve seen cheerier faces on the High Council.

We'll maybe If I wasn't so used to getting abused by you I WOULD BE ANGRIER!!

 

[Lenago]

*turns to TR273*
so you being Ssaannttoo's aunt,does that make you my sister or aunt? I am a bit confused...

 

[Arishipshape]

We'll maybe If I wasn't so used to getting abused by you I WOULD BE ANGRIER!!

Abuse?? Ridiculous. I used you as a projectile on accident ONCE.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Abuse?? Ridiculous. I used you as a projectile on accident ONCE.

ONCE!? JUST ONCE!?

 

[Arishipshape]

ONCE!? JUST ONCE!?

Yes. In the heat of battle no less. I presumed you were ready for it.
Also I apologized afterwards, but I haven’t heard one penitent word pass your lips all day.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Abuse?? Ridiculous. I used you as a projectile on accident ONCE.

You never actually loved me, YOU HATED ME. You wanted to get rid of me as soon as I existed.

 

[Lenago]

Abuse?? Ridiculous. I used you as a projectile on accident ONCE.

And missed my by a good mile i might add

 

[TR273]

*turns to TR273*
so you being Ssaannttoo's aunt,does that make you my sister or aunt? I am a bit confused...

Yes!

Simply accept that I exist, and am what is needed at a given time.

 

[Arishipshape]

You never actually loved me, YOU HATED ME. You wanted to get rid of me as soon as I existed.

Would I take you as a squire if I hated you? Would I defend you gainst those who would wish you ill if I hated you?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Would I take you as a squire if I hated you? Would I defend you gainst those who would wish you ill if I hated you?

You.. *My voice starts to break.* You never once said it. I told you... I told you my love all the time.

*Sniffles.*

 

[Lenago]

Yes!

Simply accept that I exist, and am what is needed at a given time.

Ok....
*starts writhing everything on paper*

When did families become such a chore to know...

 

[Arishipshape]

You.. *My voice starts to break.* You never once said it. I told you... I told you my love all the time.

*Sniffles.*

That’s not how I do things, and I thought it would be inappropriate given that I’m not your biological father. But I should hope that actions speak louder than words!

 

[TR273]

ONCE!? JUST ONCE!?

Look on the bright side, it was only once. My 5th Husband used to use me as a projectile all the time.....

 

[ssaannttoo]

That’s not how I do things, and I thought it would be inappropriate given that I’m not your biological father. But I should hope that actions speak louder than words!

I JUST WANTED TO HEAR IT!

*Breaks down sobbing.*

(I'm really extremely sorry if this is upsetting anybody.)

 

[ssaannttoo]

Look on the bright side, it was only once. My 5th Husband used to use me as a projectile all the time.....

Please... not now auntie.

*Seems I'm still endeared to you.*

 

[Lenago]

That’s not how I do things, and I thought it would be inappropriate given that I’m not your biological father. But I should hope that actions speak louder than words!

You are not?
Damn.. *scribbles on my notes and wrights everything from scratch again.

 

[Lenago]

Please... not now auntie.

*Seems I'm still endeared to you.*

*goes to give you a hug*

 

[TR273]

Please... not now auntie.

*Seems I'm still endeared to you.*

Then I shall respect your wishes and wait outside, on hand to deliver floofy hugs, or a smackdown, depending....

 

[ssaannttoo]

*goes to give you a hug*

*Holds you tightly, crying obscenely.*

 

[Lenago]

*Holds you tightly, crying obscenely.*

*pats your back*

There there, let your....*looks at my notes*...uncle Lenago help you feel better~

 

[ssaannttoo]

*pats your back*

There there, let your....*looks at my notes*...uncle Lenago help you feel better~

*Holds on tightly, perhaps a bit too tight. I'm still not used to this form and it's strength. I'm still a kid at heart.*

 

[Arishipshape]

I JUST WANTED TO HEAR IT!

*Breaks down sobbing.*

(I'm really extremely sorry if this is upsetting anybody.)

I... I...
*winces*
Take you as a surrogate offspring and as such am justified in saying “I love you”!
*winces*