Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*realizes he has no way to refrigerate the yogurt*
Uummmmmm....
*thinks of coming up with some kind of a REFRIGERATION POTION, but then just decides to post an open invitation to all and any rats to join a gigantic (and kind of messy) yogurt-eating party*

Take it away, Transformer:
Meta the rat hosted a gigantic (and kind of messy) yogurt-eating party for all the rats in the land. The party consisted of several rounds of yogurt, yogurt drinks, and yogurt treats. But most importantly, the rats came to enjoy the experience of being together. The rat party turned into a massive party that took over the entire city. As you can imagine, the party made a huge mess. A lot of the rats went crazy and went into a frenzy, eating all the food they could and jumping all over each other. The city started turning into a giant rat-nest and everybody was in a frenzy of excitement. The rats started to get a little wild and started to chase each other around the streets of the city, and as we all know, it is best to not go against the nature of things.
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Eehehe :3
No worries, this is normal. This sort of thing happens in Rat River Junction all of the time :3

Why are you so weird Uncle?

 

[Universe]

I don’t have an answer to that

 

[metatherat]

Why are you so weird Uncle?

I am not weird! It's all you other non-rat things that are weird. You need to fight with crazy powers and ride submarines and transform into things that are not rats less, and eat more yogurt while snuggling with your fellow rats :3

 

[ssaannttoo]

I am not weird! It's all you other non-rat things that are weird. You need to fight with crazy powers and ride submarines and transform into things that are not rats less, and eat more yogurt while snuggling with your fellow rats :3

Like.. whatever.

 

[metatherat]

Like.. whatever.

*gives STOP BEING AN EMO TEEN AND BECOME A WEEB TEEN INSTEAD POTION*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gives STOP BEING AN EMO TEEN AND BECOME A WEEB TEEN INSTEAD POTION*

The hell is tis?

*Looks at the potion.*

 

[metatherat]

The hell is tis?

*Looks at the potion.*

It's a personal improvement potion. *nodnod*
It also increases your ability to appreciate a specific subtype of fine art.
I discovered the formula by accident, after I was sleep deprived after an evening of watching foreign cartoons and the only alchemy ingredients I had were a sparkle wig, a half-drunk energy drink and some onigiri :3

 

[ssaannttoo]

It's a personal improvement potion. *nodnod*
It also increases your ability to appreciate a specific subtype of fine art.
I discovered the formula by accident, after I was sleep deprived after an evening of watching foreign cartoons and the only alchemy ingredients I had were a sparkle wig, a half-drunk energy drink and some onigiri :3

*Leafy glare.*

*Holds the potion out, dropping it.*

 

[metatherat]

*Leafy glare.*

*Holds the potion out, dropping it.*

*it shatters on the floor, making a terrible mess*
Hey, careful! I almost got hit by shards! :O
Also, those things cost money to make! Or they would, if I didn't use scavenged ingredients.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*it shatters on the floor, making a terrible mess*
Hey, careful! I almost got hit by shards! :O
Also, those things cost money to make! Or they would, if I didn't use scavenged ingredients.

So they dont, so I owe you nothing.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Curls in a ball again.*

*Sits there.*

 

[metatherat]

*Curls in a ball again.*

*Sits there.*

A fellow animawl curl!
*climbs onto you*
*sinks into your fur*
*kneads pointy rat-head against your body*
There, there! Let's snuggle until you are happy! :3

 

[ssaannttoo]

A fellow animawl curl!
*climbs onto you*
*sinks into your fur*
*kneads pointy rat-head against your body*
There, there! Let's snuggle until you are happy! :3

Can I have some alone time please.

*Picks you up by the scruff of your neck.*

*Places you down gently.*

 

[metatherat]

Can I have some alone time please.

*Picks you up by the scruff of your neck.*

*Places you down gently.*

Oh
Okay.
....*sad squeaks*
It's so cold down here, on this cold floor. Of coldness.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh
Okay.
....*sad squeaks*
It's so cold down here, on this cold floor. Of coldness.

*Points at my bed.*

JUST this once.

(You can use my bed if you're cold.)

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

You should see me in a crown.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You should see me in a crown.

You might wear a crown, doesn't make you king.

*Huff.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

You might wear a crown, doesn't make you king.

*Huff.*

Maybe not a king, but Beefy, nonetheless.

 

[metatherat]

*Points at my bed.*
JUST this once.
(You can use my bed if you're cold.)

Yaaaayyy! *leaps onto you and sinks into your fur*
It's so warm here, on this warm leafeon-curl. Of warmth. :3

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ugh.. whatever.

*Eyeroll.*

 

[ben909]

Ugh.. whatever.

*Eyeroll.*

comments “ good to see your eye joints work well” while out of range

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

*peeks*

 

[ssaannttoo]

comments “ good to see your eye joints work well” while out of range

*Ears perk up.*

I can feel something tingling...

 

[Universe]

Hello

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hello

What do you want?

*Flips hair.*