Predators and Prey

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Oh, good then...
I was ready to give you a good slap that even the fur from your cheek would burn.
No no, don't worry, you need a lot of effort to make me do that...
I'd just roast you a bit... Maybe that would cheer you up a bit, I think..?

Until the outside is crispy and blackened.

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

If you put a hand on me I will take you out back...

*He closes his eyes, putting his hands behind his head.*

Hehe...
I'd like to see how you'll do that...

Until the outside is crispy and blackened.

*pulls hands out of the pocket, finger guns*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hehe...
I'd like to see how you'll do that...

Kinky bastard.

*I say, puffing my leaf out of my eyes.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Could I have a leg or thigh? I like the dark meat.

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

Kinky bastard.

*I say, puffing my leaf out of my eyes.*

*giggles*
*sigh*
I wonder, is that how you treat ladies...

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

Could I have a leg or thigh? I like the dark meat.

I don't know, I don't sell my meat, sorry.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*giggles*
*sigh*
I wonder, is that how you treat ladies...

Eh.. girls are weird.

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

Eh.. girls are weird.

I'll agree with you here...
...Unless you include me.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I'll agree with you here...
...Unless you include me.

*Shrugs.*
Fine.

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

*Shrugs.*
Fine.

*glares at you with glowing orange eyes*
...So, you're saying, I'm weird..?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*glares at you with glowing orange eyes*
...So, you're saying, I'm weird..?

I never said that.

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

I never said that.

*looks away*
I hope so...

 

[ssaannttoo]

*looks away*
I hope so...

*Shrugs.*

We're weird.

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

*Shrugs.*

We're weird.

Weird that you said that...

 

[ssaannttoo]

Weird that you said that...

*Shrugs.*

Sure.

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

*Shrugs.*

Sure.

Now that you agreed with it, it's more weird...
But whatever...
I wonder where did everyone go...
Like, everything was happening...
And now it's both of us..?
That's not how this place works...

 

[ssaannttoo]

Now that you agreed with it, it's more weird...
But whatever...
I wonder where did everyone go...
Like, everything was happening...
And now it's both of us..?
That's not how this place works...

*Shrugs.*

Weird.

Wanna go get some weed?

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

*Shrugs.*

Weird.

Wanna go get some weed?

Huh? Weed? I thought you liked sucking lollipops.
And what kind is it?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I don't know, I don't sell my meat, sorry.

I wasn't going to pay you for it.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Huh? Weed? I thought you liked sucking lollipops.
And what kind is it?

The good kind...

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

The good kind...

Dank cougar piss?

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

I wasn't going to pay you for it.

Welp, no meat then.

The good kind...

Fair enough.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Welp, no meat then.

Fair enough.

Oye, moit. O'll toik any mate aye wanna.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Fair enough.

Wanna go?

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

Oye, moit. O'll toik any mate aye wanna.

Uhm... >_>

Wanna go?

Alright, let's go bud.