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Predators and Prey

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Ssaannttoo, I said to stay outside! It’s too dangerous, you’re weak to fire!

The smoke seems to be clearing up a bit, though...
CAUSE THERE IS NO FING FIRE!!

YOU"RE WEAK TO FIRE TOO YOU DUMB ASS!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*
Well, obviously. But I’m a Knight, I can’t exactly take things like inherent weaknesses into account.

What do you mean there’s no fire? Where there’s smoke... there’s...
*sniffs*

*squints*

What were you doing?
Eye roll.*

Ugh, you're so stupid. Why cant you ever just LEAVE ME ALONE! Ugh. YOU CAN"T PICK AND CHOOSE WHEN YOU DECIDE TO BE MY DAD.

*Huffs.*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*raises eyebrow*

*thinks*

*nods slowly*

You’re right. I can’t. Evidently I’ve been derelict in my duties. We need to talk...
*Rolls eyes.*

I dont wanna talk DAD ugh. youre so annoying. Where is dad? (I mean @Guifrog)
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Ya know what. I dont want EITHER ONE OF YOU!
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Rolls eyes.*

I dont wanna talk DAD ugh. youre so annoying. Where is dad? (I mean @Guifrog)
Ya know what. I dont want EITHER ONE OF YOU!

Well too bad. You pointed out my neglect, so now I’m going to rectify it.

Smoke based drugs? You’re a grass type, they’re gonna mess you up like, twice as much as normal ones! And the pleasure they provide is fake and fleeting. You’re shooting yourself in the foot. It pains me to see you do that! Does your life as it stands not satisfy you?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Well too bad. You pointed out my neglect, so now I’m going to rectify it.

Smoke based drugs? You’re a grass type, they’re gonna mess you up like, twice as much as normal ones! And the pleasure they provide is fake and fleeting. You’re shooting yourself in the foot. It pains me to see you do that! Does your life as it stands not satisfy you?
So what If I'm grass type! I DONT CARE! I still do what I WANT TO!


Come on.. lets go.

*Huffs flamboyantly.*

(I dont think thats the word I'm looking for.)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
So what If I'm grass type! I DONT CARE! I still do what I WANT TO!



Come on.. lets go.

*Huffs flamboyantly.*

(I dont think thats the word I'm looking for.)
No, that’s what I’m trying to explain, you don’t want to! It might feel like you do, to your poor drug addled senses, but you really don’t! I’m not trying to withhold good things from you, I’m trying to spare you the pain of drug abuse!

(Dismissively? Exasperatedly?)
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
*Rolls eyes.*

I dont wanna talk DAD ugh. youre so annoying. Where is dad? (I mean @Guifrog)
*as the name is summoned, the smoke seems to become sentient, gaining the form of an anthro frog*
YOUURRRR DAAAAAAD is DEEEEEEEAD!
But still going on and about, sometimes haunting your lives... and the spirits of flies... flying about xP
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
No, that’s what I’m trying to explain, you don’t want to! It might feel like you do, to your poor drug addled senses, but you really don’t! I’m not trying to withhold good things from you, I’m trying to spare you the pain of drug abuse!

(Dismissively? Exasperatedly?)
*Rolls eyes.*

WHATEVER!

*as the name is summoned, the smoke seems to become sentient, gaining the form of an anthro frog*
YOUURRRR DAAAAAAD is DEEEEEEEAD!
But still going on and about, sometimes haunting your lives... and the spirits of flies... flying about xP
*Razor leafs the smoke.*

F OFF!!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
What do you mean, “whatever”? Your future pain is hardly a “whatever”ing matter!
What did I do wrong here...
*Chuckles.*

What could you do wrong? I have absolutely no idea.

*I say patronizingly, kicking a can at your head.*

I'm leaving.

*TUrns and heads towards lessermousland.*

(Where is that map?)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Chuckles.*

What could you do wrong? I have absolutely no idea.

*I say patronizingly, kicking a can at your head.*

I'm leaving.

*TUrns and heads towards lessermousland.*

(Where is that map?)
*blocks can with a “clang”*
*follows*

Is it because I missed your evolution? Is that like, the Pokemon equivalent of your baseball games?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*blocks can with a “clang”*
*follows*

Is it because I missed your evolution? Is that like, the Pokemon equivalent of your baseball games?
*Flips you off.*

*Keeps walking.*

*Wipes tear, that one did really hurt.*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*Chuckles.*

What could you do wrong? I have absolutely no idea.

*I say patronizingly, kicking a can at your head.*

I'm leaving.

*TUrns and heads towards lessermousland.*

(Where is that map?)
PvsP Map.jpg
 
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