Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
0_0A-wha! LET ME GO HEATHEN!
*Baps you repeatedly, does nothing, my leaf tears off.*
*Inhale.*
GAAAAAAAAAAA
That wasn’t supposed to happen... TFs fix wounds though, so, uh, we’ll be fine!
*runs*

0_0A-wha! LET ME GO HEATHEN!
*Baps you repeatedly, does nothing, my leaf tears off.*
*Inhale.*
GAAAAAAAAAAA
Ah, damn, damn, damn!!0_0
That wasn’t supposed to happen... TFs fix wounds though, so, uh, we’ll be fine!
*runs*
*offers healing potion*Ah, damn, damn, damn!!
*Sap oozes from my leaf.*
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
Ya know what!? If you weren't so.. so, SO... YOU Maybe I would want to...*offers healing potion*
I assumed I’d have to force you with me, what with your surly attitude!
Drink this, you’ll feel better. *shoves potion in your hands* I have some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS and milk, if you want a really obscure way of getting your ear back. I did it with my leg once. But if we devolve you instead, the problem will be solved anyways, soooo...Ya know what!? If you weren't so.. so, SO... YOU Maybe I would want to...
*Holds ear.*
*Uncorks potion.*Drink this, you’ll feel better. *shoves potion in your hands* I have some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS and milk, if you want a really obscure way of getting your ear back. I did it with my leg once.
I’m sorry I’m not to your liking, but I’m doing my best.
*frowns**Uncorks potion.*
You're best.
*Chugs, coughs, and spittles.*
IS SHIT!
Give me ONE good reason.*frowns*
I’m sorry you feel that way.
Now come with me, we’re going to undo what I indirectly wrought.
Oh, I dunno, undo the damage the drugs likely caused, stop hating everyone, get another shot at evolving into the Eeveelution of your choice, get your ear back, spend some time with your old man, discover interesting and potentially valuable artifacts on the way, allow me to not challenge you to a duel...Give me ONE good reason.
*I say, pouting like a two year old. It would seem I wasn't all that ready for this.*
Ugh.Oh, I dunno, undo the damage the drugs likely caused, stop hating everyone, get another shot at evolving into the Eeveelution of your choice, get your ear back, spend some time with your old man, discover interesting and potentially valuable artifacts on the way, allow me to not challenge you to a duel...
(Smart doggo.)I found out my dog dug in the trash, and ate the chicken and rice that was thrown away.
I’ll take that as a yes. Cmon, let’s find a cliff to badassly stand on while we declare our questing intent!Ugh.
*Huge, double eye roll.*
Gah! This is so stupid.I’ll take that as a yes. Cmon, let’s find a cliff to badassly stand on while we declare our questing intent!
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*glances at phone*Gah! This is so stupid.
*Pulls out phone.*
NO TOUCHEYView attachment 99346
I heard there were goofballs in desperate need of hugs in here?
Have a hug for anyone reading.
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I heard there were goofballs in desperate need of hugs in here?
Have a hug for anyone reading.
Just shut up please.*glances at phone*
Are you doing one of those hash brown thingies? Like “hashbrown: good art” or “hashbrown: Star Wars”?
Good job, son!NO TOUCHY!
You have a home? Is it better than my hovel?Just shut up please.
*Trugges home.*
NO TOUCHEY
:3NO TOUCHY!
*has armor, is immune*:3
Nuh-uh. You can't escape the hug machine.
YES TOUCHY!!! Awwww... too bad I'm a ghost atm, but I can feel it in spirit uwuView attachment 99346
I heard there were goofballs in desperate need of hugs in here?
Have a hug for anyone reading.
Fine. I shall wait until you have to take that armour off.*has armor, is immune*