Is... is Witch Hazel supposed to be funny? Not even trying to avoid jar-dom, I legitimately don’t get it, sorry. We Knights aren’t super big on humor...
(Y’all can let me be absent for 5000, it’s 9001 I don’t wanna miss!)
(I realized that and then edited lol)
(I'm not sure if this is a genuine question but in case it is. Witch Hazel is a herb, with quite powerful medicinal properties. I just liked the idea of a witch called Hazel, who gets really cranky about her name.
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(I was unaware. You learn something every day!)(I'm not sure if this is a genuine question but in case it is. Witch Hazel is a herb, with quite powerful medicinal properties. I just liked the idea of a witch called Hazel, who gets really cranky about her name.
Love that artstyle
*cuts off your arm**Cackles witchely*
Ah, that I have!! To get this information, thou must bring me...a SHRUBBERY!!!
*has exactly no idea what is happening*
Ooh! Let me.
Hai, Ari. Fancy meeting you here in the Magic Market.
*puts @ssaannttoo in jail*Morniiiinngg, fellow fuzzieesss :3
*has exactly no idea what is happening*
Uh, yes, hang on, certainly.
*fumbles with potion belt*
*gives HELP SOMEHOW MAYBE POTION*
Ooh! Let me.
*draws the sword*
*I am bad at art, so it looks really crappy*
With this piece, I wanted to express the crappiness off a poor blacksmith's work.
Hai, Ari. Fancy meeting you here in the Magic Market.
I could certainly brew you an OBSCURE LEAD potion, but you really really should not drink liquid post-transition metals. Trust me, it's a bad idea. I am an alchemist. *nodnod*
Whee, I missed a lot of pages. But I guess the gist of thing is that @ssaannttoo tried drugs, was forcibly detoxed, and now wants to be all tinycute again, yes? Yes, pretty sure that's it, anyhow, I skipped a lot of stuff
*Wakes up in jail.*
*sad squeak*
Make a big one... maybe more want to.
But that would lose much of the attraction of being a rat! What about the plentifulness of food, the way you can nest in an empty crate (really cuts down on the living costs, you know), the way you can snuggle up in an old pipe with all of your fellow rats, the way you can scurry around unseen? Rats are supposed to be tiny, that's an integral part of the ratness! :O
Gross... what part of a pipe is comfortable?
The part where you are tightly squeezed against your fellow rats and you feel warm and safe :3
*leaps onto your chest and writes on undershirt with a black marker*
*Growls.*
Unsurprisingly the Magic Market reacts as one would expect. A witch of the white school of healing, a warlock and a necromancer (don't worry it's because he is good with needle and thread to repair your cowl), descend on the stricken @Ravofox and reattach his arm. Meanwhile everyone else turns their attention to his attacker. @Weirdo9018 becomes the centre of a small but intense storm of magic, when the smoke clears there is a rather surprised looking toilet in the place of @Weirdo9018 , with a wave of his wand the head warlock banishes the toilet to the local Tarco Bell for a week.
...*Cackles witchely*
Ah, that I have!! To get this information, thou must bring me...a SHRUBBERY!!!
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No, I meant lead, not lead! I’d never consume lead! I need a lead! And I’m strictly here on quest business.Hai, Ari. Fancy meeting you here in the Magic Market.
I could certainly brew you an OBSCURE LEAD potion, but you really really should not drink liquid post-transition metals. Trust me, it's a bad idea. I am an alchemist. *nodnod*
Whee, I missed a lot of pages. But I guess the gist of thing is that @ssaannttoo tried drugs, was forcibly detoxed, and now wants to be all tinycute again, yes? Yes, pretty sure that's it, anyhow, I skipped a lot of stuff