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Predators and Prey

ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Continues to sit in jail, bored out of my mind.*

(I should have paid more attention to your witch conversation xD I'm confused.)
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
*Wakes up in jail.*

Wel... I guess this makes sense.

*Huffs*

dad is going to kill me...
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I had an adoptive son named Ssaannttoo
Who disrespected me, trying to be my foe
He thought he was the smartest guy around
But I found out last Wednesday
They locked up Ssaannttoo on Tuesday
They’ve got him in the jailhouse way down south

He’s in the jailhouse now
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
I had an adoptive son named Ssaannttoo
Who disrespected me, trying to be my foe
He thought he was the smartest guy around
But I found out last Wednesday
They locked up Ssaannttoo on Tuesday
They’ve got him in the jailhouse way down south

He’s in the jailhouse now
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*Looks at dad's poem.*

He coulda at least tried to rhyme..
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Let me finish this quest, lest I be smitten with some evil curse for disregarding the witches!
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WHAT QUEST!?

*Slumps back against the wall of the jail cell, full of angst.*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
ssaannttoo said:
WHAT QUEST!?

*Slumps back against the wall of the jail cell, full of angst.*
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Ugh, you're ALWAYS LIKE THIS! I ALWAYS COME SECOND TO WHATEVER STUPID QUEST YOU'RE ON!
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
No, the quest is for you! I’ll post your bail as soon as an eternity as a Taco Bell waste depository is out of the question.
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Whatever.

*Leaf flips. Huff.*
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Sally wanders back, having heard the commotion. She is pleasantly surprised to find @Arishipshape doesn't appear to have been the cause and isn't sporting any additional appendages. She is snacking on some colourful sweets that allow her to blow multicoloured bubbles.
"What happened?"
She turns to @Arishipshape and offers the bag.
"Jub-Jub?"
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
What if I just wanted to be with you...
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ssaannttoo said:
*I roll my eyes.*

What makes you think I wanna do anything with you?!
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TR273 said:
Sally wanders back, having heard the commotion. She is pleasantly surprised to find @Arishipshape doesn't appear to have been the cause and isn't sporting any additional appendages. She is snacking on some colourful sweets that allow her to blow multicoloured bubbles.
"What happened?"
She turns to @Arishipshape and offers the bag.
"Jub-Jub?"
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I’m, er, not hungry...
*still sick after seeing Weirdo’s fate*
Some guy went all Obi-Wan-Kenobi and got cruelly and unusually punished for it. N-not that there’s anything wrong with that!

*whispers*
when witches say “shrubbery”, do they have some strange double meaning that only wielders of magic understand?
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Arishipshape said:
I’m, er, not hungry...
*still sick after seeing Weirdo’s fate*
Some guy went all Obi-Wan-Kenobi and got cruelly and unusually punished for it. N-not that there’s anything wrong with that!
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Sally gets the full story from other people in the area.
"So he unprovokedly attacked a stall holder and got the 'Thunderbox' treatment."
She laughs.
Arishipshape said:
*whispers*
when witches say “shrubbery”, do they have some strange double meaning that only wielders of magic understand?
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"It's fairly straightforward, he wants a shrubbery, go find one, the woods are over there."
She points helpfully.
"It's probably a special kind of shrubbery so I'd as some more questions first."
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
TR273 said:
Sally gets the full story from other people in the area.
"So he unprovokedly attacked a stall holder and got the 'Thunderbox' treatment."
She laughs.
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How can you laugh at such a fate... not that it wasn’t deserved, but still. When I commit righteous vengeance, I try to be a little less... well...
TR273 said:
"It's fairly straightforward, he wants a shrubbery, go find one, the woods are over there."
She points helpfully.
"It's probably a special kind of shrubbery so I'd as some more questions first."
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*nods* My sentiments exactly.

@Ravofox, what kind of shrubbery dost thou require?
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Arishipshape said:
How can you laugh at such a fate... not that it wasn’t deserved, but still. When I commit righteous vengeance, I try to be a little less... well...

*nods* My sentiments exactly.

@Ravofox, what kind of shrubbery dost thou require?
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*flexes reattached arm to check that it's working ok*

Oh, nothing too specific, just a purple one making humming sounds in Reykjavik :p

Also, @TR273, I thinketh that @Weirdo9018 has payed enough for his sins, perhaps thou canst transform him back?
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Ravofox said:
*flexes reattached arm to check that it's working ok*

Oh, nothing too specific, just a purple one making humming sounds in Reykjavik :p

Also, @TR273, I thinketh that @Weirdo9018 has payed enough for his sins, perhaps thou canst transform him back?
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"Oh alright, but only because it's you."
Sally waves her arms and mutters some incantations.
"It is done, he is restored, he is also many miles away because until he has had a bath, I don't want to be within a country mile of him."
:p
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Arishipshape said:
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Okay!!
*runs*

*stops in the woods, panting*

Great. Now I’m looking for a shrub speaking a language I do not know, nor can I research.
...Which is an obscure lead! Exactly what i came for! I am a master quester.

*searches for purple shrubbery in general*
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*is getting impatient*

TR273 said:
"Oh alright, but only because it's you."
Sally waves her arms and mutters some incantations.
"It is done, he is restored, he is also many miles away because until he has had a bath, I don't want to be within a country mile of him."
:p
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Thanketh!

*Casts absolutely squeaky clean spell on the Bluwulf* :D

Yaaaay!!
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
metatherat said:
Sooo.... would using a MAKE SHRUBBERY PURPLE POTION be super dishonorable cheating, or just a really intelligent solution to a difficult problem?
.....I'm asking for this potentially dishonorable friend :3
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Depends. Scholars have debated for ages about whether cutting the Gordian Knot was a dishonorable move breaking the letter of the law, or a brilliant, outside the box solution. I’ll be honest: I’m not sure. Though I won’t personally utilize one for risk of pissing off Ravofox...
Ravofox said:
*is getting impatient*
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*senses impending doom*
*seeks faster*

(Welp, gtg for about 40 minutes.)
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
metatherat said:
Sooo.... would using a MAKE SHRUBBERY PURPLE POTION be super dishonorable cheating, or just a really intelligent solution to a difficult problem?
.....I'm asking for this potentially dishonorable friend :3
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Hmmmm, would it be dishonourable to turn YOU into a shrubbery?' Just wondering :p
Arishipshape said:
Depends. Scholars have debated for ages about whether cutting the Gordian Knot was a dishonorable move breaking the letter of the law, or a brilliant, outside the box solution. I’ll be honest: I’m not sure. Though I won’t personally utilize one for risk of pissing off Ravofox...

*senses impending doom*
*seeks faster*

(Welp, gtg for about 40 minutes.)
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*Keeps ears picked up*
(Okie dokie, catch ya then buddy!)
 
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