Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Wow!
You actually believe I am!
Thank you... For the compliment!
I did it so perfectly that you believe I am her!
This is amazing! *big smile*

+1

*descending pitch “disappointed” sound effect*
What? No, I’m accusing you of perjury!

 

[ben909]

*waters the plants around the court while totaly not placing c4*
-1

 

[Guifrog]

*disjoints a pointed effect in the sound of perjurade of accuspliment after despitching whatazings*
-1
-7

 

[ben909]

Puts tea bags in everyones coffee

-1
-8

 

[Guifrog]

*apologizes for the random disjointed sentences coz head is really fuzzy as I multitask*
-1
-9

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

*descending pitch “disappointed” sound effect*
What? No, I’m accusing you of perjury!

Duh! I don't need to testify for such foolish case!
Who did it then? Simple!
...
No one!

+1
-8
(Omg, if someone does not say -1/+1 then DON'T SCORE, I'm serious for now)

 

[ben909]

-1s for victory... or at least the attempt
-9

 

[Arishipshape]

Duh! I don't need to testify for such foolish case!
Who did it then? Simple!
...
No one!

You cannot dismiss my case out of hand for sheer ridiculousness! Ace Attorney has featured much more ridiculous cases than this!
As for your claim this no one did it... do you have any evidence?

+1
8

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Posts.*

 

[ben909]

You cannot dismiss my case out of hand for sheer ridiculousness! Ace Attorney has featured much more ridiculous cases than this!
As for your claim this no one did it... do you have any evidence?

+1
8

so, using the difficulty of proving everyone or no_one as an argument

-1
-8or-7
hey no using an abs potion

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

You cannot dismiss my case out of hand for sheer ridiculousness! Ace Attorney has featured much more ridiculous cases than this!
As for your claim this no one did it... do you have any evidence?

+1
8

Evidence? *chuckles*
Of course not, but I have something better!
*points at @ssaannttoo*
A witness!

+1

 

[Arishipshape]

so, using the difficulty of proving everyone or no_one as an argument

-1

No, I’m mocking the ludicrousness of Ace Attorney attorneys and cases. I could see this actually happening in game lol

Evidence? *chuckles*
Of course not, but I have something better!
*points at @ssaannttoo*
A witness!

+1

*recoils dramatically*
NO!

I call Ssaannttoo to the stand!

+1
-7

 

[ben909]

Fills the courtroom with water to water the plants

-1
-8?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Evidence? *chuckles*
Of course not, but I have something better!
*points at @ssaannttoo*
A witness!

+1

What?

*Looks around.*

I didn't do it.

+1

 

[Arishipshape]

Fills the courtroom with water to water the plants

-1

*lifts furniture above water, freezes water, sets up new courtroom on ice sheet*
+1

 

[ssaannttoo]

*recoils dramatically*
NO!

I call Ssaannttoo to the stand!

Do I actually have to stand or can I just lay on the floor?

+1

 

[Arishipshape]

What?

*Looks around.*

I didn't do it.

+1

Where were you ten minutes ago when the fire alarm went off?

+1
-4

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

What?

*Looks around.*

I didn't do it.

+1

*looks down on the desk*

+1
-3

 

[ben909]

Reminds everyone that the courtroom is reserved for a different cause in a few min, and that it must be flooded for the water based defendents to survive

-1
-4? Is this right?

 

[Arishipshape]

Do I actually have to stand or can I just lay on the floor?

+1

The witness may lay on the floor, if strictly necessary...

+1
-3

 

[ben909]

The witness may lay on the floor, if strictly necessary...

+1
-3

It does have a few inches of water right now

-1
-4

 

[Guifrog]

*kékés*

-1
-5

 

[ssaannttoo]

Where were you ten minutes ago when the fire alarm went off?

+1
-4

*Like.. I dunno.. Laying here probably.

The witness may lay on the floor, if strictly necessary...

+1
-3

*Lays on the floor.*

 

[Arishipshape]

It does have a few inches of water right now

-1
-4

Pretty sure grass types don’t mind a bit of water.

+1
-3?

 

[ben909]

Pretty sure grass types don’t mind a bit of water.

+1

yea but i have been told by the staff to flood the room for the next case

-1
-4?