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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Wulf the Jackal said:
Don't be foolish...
Do I look like one?
I'm a lynx!
With such foolishness, this case should be closed!
You started the case without evidence...
Does it look legal?
I don't think so!
And I want to ask you one little question...
Who told you it's an video game?
*confident shrug*
Now you should accept it, if you cannot, you'll only waste your time!
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OBJECTION

*presents evidence*
I present to the court the accused party’s username!
*dons spectacles and reads*
“Wulf... the Jackal”!
Regardless of what you may or may not look like, usernames do not lie!
You, good sir, are a jackal!
Wulf the Jackal said:
Huh? There was really a fire?
...
Why am I accused then?
That is a lot of foolishness that I'm tired of saying "fool" words...
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Perjury for claiming you didn’t pull the fire alarm.
 
Ringo the Wolf

Ringo the Wolf

A lone wolf.
Arishipshape said:
OBJECTION

*presents evidence*
I present to the court the accused party’s username!
*dons spectacles and reads*
“Wulf... the Jackal”!
Regardless of what you may or may not look like, usernames do not lie!
You, good sir, are a jackal!

Perjury for claiming you didn’t pull the fire alarm.
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And now, look at my status...
"No, it's Franziska"
Then my profile picture...
...Doesn't this tell you something?
*pulls out a whip, stretching it out*
And as some new information came to us, that there was really a fire...
Even if I did pull it, then I saved you all!
*points with the whip*
Now, one more word that I'm some "Wulf" or "jackal", and you get the feel of the leather!
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Wulf the Jackal said:
And now, look at my status...
"No, it's Franziska"
Then my profile picture...
...Doesn't this tell you something?
*pulls out a whip, stretching it out*
And as some new information came to us, that there was really a fire...
Even if I did pull it, then I saved you all!
*points with the whip*
Now, one more word that I'm some "Wulf" or "jackal", and you get the feel of the leather!
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*recoils dramatically*

Fine. I revise my charges to perjury. You lied under oath and claimed you didn’t pull the fire alarm.
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Wulf the Jackal said:
*puts whip on the desk*
It would be a lie, only if we knew there was a fire.
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OBJECTION
*table slam and point*
Whether or not we knew there was a fire is irrelevant! Whether or not there WAS a fire is irrelevant! You claimed to not have pulled the alarm, and now you claim you did! A contradiction!
 
Ringo the Wolf

Ringo the Wolf

A lone wolf.
Arishipshape said:
OBJECTION
*table slam and point*
Whether or not we knew there was a fire is irrelevant! Whether or not there WAS a fire is irrelevant! You claimed to not have pulled the alarm, and now you claim you did! A contradiction!
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Not so fast!
I'll recall what I said before...
"It would be a lie, only if we knew there was a fire."
That's all I said.
How foolish...
You just contradicted yourself.
I never said I did pull the fire alarm, did I?
If I did, I ask you to tell me when did I say so.
...No?
Very well.
That's all.
This case should be closed for now.
I want to go home, I have a headache...
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Also, no round breaker took any oaths during the argument...
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Wulf the Jackal said:
Not so fast!
I'll recall what I said before...
"It would be a lie, only if we knew there was a fire."
That's all I said.
How foolish...
You just contradicted yourself.
I never said I did pull the fire alarm, did I?
If I did, I ask you to tell me when did I say so.
...No?
Very well.
That's all.
This case should be closed for now.
I want to go home, I have a headache...
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You are not no one. Ergo, this quotation means you claimed you didn’t do it!
Wulf the Jackal said:
Duh! I don't need to testify for such foolish case!
Who did it then? Simple!
...
No one!
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ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
I KNOW ACCUSE THIS COURT OF BREAKING A ROUND
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Ringo the Wolf

Ringo the Wolf

A lone wolf.
Arishipshape said:
Correct, but you are not no one! Claiming no one did it means that you claim you didn’t do it, as nobody did it!
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Don't try to confuse me with your foolishness!
I did claim that I didn't do it. Now, where did I lie?
If you're telling I lie that I didn't do it, which means you claim that I did do pull the fire alarm, show me some evidence!
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Wulf the Jackal said:
Don't try to confuse me with your foolishness!
I did claim that I didn't do it. Now, where did I lie?
If you're telling I lie that I didn't do it, which means you claim that I did do pull the fire alarm, show me some evidence!
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Your evidence is your own testimony! You claimed you didn’t do it, then you claimed that you did! Only one can be true at once, meaning one was a lie!
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
TR273 said:
Sooo was there a winner in that round or has it disintegrated into legal shouting?
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The round was broken by too many non scoring posts
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Son, son, please. Let me show you how it’s done.
*clears throat*
HAAWBJEXXIIUN
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Dad, did you just have a stroke? Should I call for help?
 
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