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Joy Boi
Ya know what I'm really talented at dad?You? Talented? Pardon?
Come here, have a look.

Ya know what I'm really talented at dad?You? Talented? Pardon?
*furrows brow suspiciously*Ya know what I'm really talented at dad?
Come here, have a look.
*STeals your helmet.**furrows brow suspiciously*
*advances cautiously*
Enjoy! You’ll need it to protect that huge brain of yours!*STeals your helmet.*
*runs.*
HEEEiiYAAAAEnjoy! You’ll need it to protect that huge brain of yours!
*troll face*
*shields*HEEEiiYAAAA
*Drop kicks.*
*Bounds back.**shields*
*turns around, with a swish of the cape**Bounds back.*
*Vine whips shield.*
*Pulls self under between your legs, so I'm behind you.*
*STeals your helmet.*
*runs.*
You best remember that.*turns around, with a swish of the cape*
Impressive! You utilize your natural abilities far better than I. Mayhaps you could teach me something.
*clang*You best remember that.
*Kicks behind your knee.*
*Tripple kicks.**clang*
Yeah, I have armor there too.
*collapses**Tripple kicks.*
(Tripple kick is there kicks below the belt, typically to the knees in bounding succession. I kick with the right, then jump into the left before returning to the right.)
*Puts hands flat on the floor, flipping into the upright position.**collapses*
*sweeping kicks in retaliation (a la Ryu’s crouching strong kick) and gets up*
*raises sword*
Again, impressive, but do you really want to spar with me? You want a piece of your old man?
Okay then! We shall have a friendly duel. En guarde!*Puts hands flat on the floor, flipping into the upright position.*
More like I'll take a piece out of you.
Gah!Okay then! We shall have a friendly duel. En guarde!
*smacks with flat side of sword*
*shink-shink-shink*Gah!
*Staggers back. Grinds heel into ground.*
*Razor leaf.*
RAGH!*shink-shink-shink*
*most leaves ricochet off the armor*
Ow! My face!
*touches blood*
I wonder if it’ll freeze? No, it can’t, otherwise it’d freeze inside me—
*shakes head and focuses*
*dives to retrieve shield*
*rolls*RAGH!
*Throws a leaf blade at the shield, causing it to skid away.*
*I use this time to rush up to you, my hood having fallen of my head.*
*Falls to knees to do a rock n' roll slide. My face leaf getting brushed by the hammer.**rolls*
*reveals warhammer and swings*
*shoulder bashes, relying on my armor’s weight to keep me steady**Falls to knees to do a rock n' roll slide. My face leaf getting brushed by the hammer.*
*As I stop moving I turn around, digging my the ball of my foot into the ground, using this momentum to lunge at you.*
Gah!*shoulder bashes, relying on my armor’s weight to keep me steady*
*grins*Gah!
*Falls back, hitting my head and flipping over. I eventually end up on my feet.*
*I hold my head, some sap oozing from it.*
Good one old man.