*I shake my head.*
C-can.. we do that now please?
(I had a lot of problems when I was a teen. I remember when I got into a fist fight with my dad. It sucked.)
Of, of course, I’d just assumed you’d like to, uh, rest a bit or something...
*gets out old map and knife*
Ahhh, this takes me back. So, I know there are witches here, here, and here—
*goes into long detailed speech about estimated efficiency of questing in certain areas at certain times, juxtaposing narratology with probability for the maximum chance of success*
(Please don’t use me as a proxy for your father lol)
*sends letter*
“I’m a Knight in the market for some sort of devolving item for Pokemon. I am willing to generously compensate anyone able to procure such an item, as well as swear not to strike you down whilst we do business.
Please respond within ten days in order to receive priority consideration for offer.”