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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*reveals crushed dart*
This arrived when you did, I assumed some sort of correlation. Apologies. Are you here about the job offer?
*Glowers for a moment and toys with the notion of turning you into kettle for a moment.*
*Decides against it since I actually got an apology this time.*
*Smiles*
"Yes I am."
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
WHY, can you NEVER take that stupid armor off!
Well, imagine what the denizens of PvP would do to me were I not protected. Think of what they did do to me whilst unprotected!
*Glowers for a moment and toys with the notion of turning you into kettle for a moment.*
*Decides against it since I actually got an apology this time.*
*Smiles*
"Yes I am."
Wait a second, I remember you, you were helping me earlier! Thank ye kindly, but I’m afraid that, due to a bit of an error in the heat of combat, Ravofox is likely not on the best of terms with me and I’ll need someone else. But, you’re here, soooo... Any news?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Well, imagine what the denizens of PvP would do to me were I not protected. Think of what they did do to me whilst unprotected!
you just think you're better than everybody. We're not worth protection.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
I think everyone should wear armor! But it’d get in the way of the touchey-feely everyone around here seems to like, so they don’t.
*Shrugs.*

You never did let me clean it.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
I’d rather it not come back smelling like weed.
And it turns out I don’t sweat very much now so I haven’t exactly been constantly reminded to clean it.
*Glares.*

You know I haven't been able to smoke weed since BEN, killed all of the dealers.

*Huffs.*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Where there’s a will there’s a way. And this nose ain’t just for show (however much I wish it was).
*Eyes light up, tail wags slightly.*

Are you saying.. you'll help me?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Uhhh... yeah. If you limit it to once every other month, that should mitigate the health drawbacks by giving your body time to heal between doses, so some recreation shouldn’t be too bad.
You're the best!

*Hugs you tightly.*

But every other month is only like... 6 times..
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Wait a second, I remember you, you were helping me earlier! Thank ye kindly, but I’m afraid that, due to a bit of an error in the heat of combat, Ravofox is likely not on the best of terms with me and I’ll need someone else. But, you’re here, soooo... Any news?
Yes there is much news. The price of newt's eyes has fallen, pauldrons are the new 'must have' accessory, there is now more oak than teak being used in ship construction, the fire nation has attacked, more quests are taking place in dungeons and emeralds are really hard to find.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
With exceptions for holidays. I want you to enjoy what you enjoy but I won’t help you hurt yourself.
Can we go please? I've been needing a hit for.. a while. Maybe it would help with my anger.
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Can we go please? I've been needing a hit for.. a while. Maybe it would help with my anger.
No. If you need a hit, then weed is still your master. I don’t want you to be bound by it. Once your addiction has worn off, you can do it responsibly. Heck, I might even join you.
Yes there is much news. The price of newt's eyes has fallen, pauldrons are the new 'must have' accessory, there is now more oak than teak being used in ship construction, the fire nation has attacked, more quests are taking place in dungeons and emeralds are really hard to find.
While that is fascinating, I meant news relevant to me and my case.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
No. If you need a hit, then weed is still your master. I don’t want you to be bound by it. Once your addiction has worn off, you can do it responsibly. Heck, I might even join you.
*Whines.*

But dad!
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
No. If you need a hit, then weed is still your master. I don’t want you to be bound by it. Once your addiction has worn off, you can do it responsibly. Heck, I might even join you.

While that is fascinating, I meant news relevant to me and my case.

*strange fish eyes stare, not really sending any proper message*
 
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