TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Is much confuse*Hey, no evil witch darts!
"What did I do?"

*Is much confuse*Hey, no evil witch darts!
*clang**Punches your arm.*
That bastard has no sense of personal rights. He’s why we’re both Eeveelutions! Hehehe...Probably weird uncle ben... He keeps putting stuff in my body..
*reveals crushed dart**Is much confuse*
"What did I do?"
AHhhhhhhh!*clang*
*chuckles*
*visible confusion*AHhhhhhhh!
*screams in pain.*
F-er, mother of god almighty, HAGRID'S BUTTCRACK!
WHY, can you NEVER take that stupid armor off!*visible confusion*
*Glowers for a moment and toys with the notion of turning you into kettle for a moment.**reveals crushed dart*
This arrived when you did, I assumed some sort of correlation. Apologies. Are you here about the job offer?
Well, imagine what the denizens of PvP would do to me were I not protected. Think of what they did do to me whilst unprotected!WHY, can you NEVER take that stupid armor off!
Wait a second, I remember you, you were helping me earlier! Thank ye kindly, but I’m afraid that, due to a bit of an error in the heat of combat, Ravofox is likely not on the best of terms with me and I’ll need someone else. But, you’re here, soooo... Any news?*Glowers for a moment and toys with the notion of turning you into kettle for a moment.*
*Decides against it since I actually got an apology this time.*
*Smiles*
"Yes I am."
you just think you're better than everybody. We're not worth protection.Well, imagine what the denizens of PvP would do to me were I not protected. Think of what they did do to me whilst unprotected!
I think everyone should wear armor! But it’d get in the way of the touchey-feely everyone around here seems to like, so they don’t.you just think you're better than everybody. We're not worth protection.
*Shrugs.*I think everyone should wear armor! But it’d get in the way of the touchey-feely everyone around here seems to like, so they don’t.
I’d rather it not come back smelling like weed.*Shrugs.*
You never did let me clean it.
*Glares.*I’d rather it not come back smelling like weed.
And it turns out I don’t sweat very much now so I haven’t exactly been constantly reminded to clean it.
Where there’s a will there’s a way. And this nose ain’t just for show (however much I wish it was).*Glares.*
You know I haven't been able to smoke weed since BEN, killed all of the dealers.
*Huffs.*
*Eyes light up, tail wags slightly.*Where there’s a will there’s a way. And this nose ain’t just for show (however much I wish it was).
Uhhh... yeah. If you limit it to once every other month, that should mitigate the health drawbacks by giving your body time to heal between doses, so some recreation shouldn’t be too bad.*Eyes light up, tail wags slightly.*
Are you saying.. you'll help me?
You're the best!Uhhh... yeah. If you limit it to once every other month, that should mitigate the health drawbacks by giving your body time to heal between doses, so some recreation shouldn’t be too bad.
With exceptions for holidays. I want you to enjoy what you enjoy but I won’t help you hurt yourself.You're the best!
*Hugs you tightly.*
But every other month is only like... 6 times..
Yes there is much news. The price of newt's eyes has fallen, pauldrons are the new 'must have' accessory, there is now more oak than teak being used in ship construction, the fire nation has attacked, more quests are taking place in dungeons and emeralds are really hard to find.Wait a second, I remember you, you were helping me earlier! Thank ye kindly, but I’m afraid that, due to a bit of an error in the heat of combat, Ravofox is likely not on the best of terms with me and I’ll need someone else. But, you’re here, soooo... Any news?
Can we go please? I've been needing a hit for.. a while. Maybe it would help with my anger.With exceptions for holidays. I want you to enjoy what you enjoy but I won’t help you hurt yourself.
Were, being a water type is good in this contextthe fire nation has attacked
No. If you need a hit, then weed is still your master. I don’t want you to be bound by it. Once your addiction has worn off, you can do it responsibly. Heck, I might even join you.Can we go please? I've been needing a hit for.. a while. Maybe it would help with my anger.
While that is fascinating, I meant news relevant to me and my case.Yes there is much news. The price of newt's eyes has fallen, pauldrons are the new 'must have' accessory, there is now more oak than teak being used in ship construction, the fire nation has attacked, more quests are taking place in dungeons and emeralds are really hard to find.
*Whines.*No. If you need a hit, then weed is still your master. I don’t want you to be bound by it. Once your addiction has worn off, you can do it responsibly. Heck, I might even join you.
No. If you need a hit, then weed is still your master. I don’t want you to be bound by it. Once your addiction has worn off, you can do it responsibly. Heck, I might even join you.
While that is fascinating, I meant news relevant to me and my case.
Do you really want to be dependent on a toxic substance for basic, day to day function?*Whines.*
But dad!