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Predators and Prey

ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
ben909 said:
(Do you consiter leafeon fur to act like leaves if they have it?)
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(I thought leafeon fur was like little pine needles.)

Arishipshape said:
I’m pretty sure they do. I’ve never seen a Lefeon with a few or no leaves, and it’s nearly impossible to avoid losing such loosely attached appendages for a lifetime. They can’t have simply all gotten lucky.
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What if I cut your ears off, huh!?
Guifrog said:
Am confused (not like it's unusual) but then one would be able to drink ssaannttoo?

Is Ari drinkable too?!
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*Rolls eyes.*
Dad and I.. our team name is Ice Tea.
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
ssaannttoo said:
(I thought leafeon fur was like little pine needles.)


What if I cut your ears off, huh!?

*Rolls eyes.*
Dad and I.. our team name is Ice Tea.
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(If thats the case the the fur would become tea fur)
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Well I’m not a plant, obviously they’d stay cut off.

I bequeath upon you the finest honor I can bestow: not utterly obliterating you for making a pun.
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That isn't a pun. You're literally made of ice, I'm literally made of tea.

*Huff.*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
UGH. What is this stupid tea thing I need to do?
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
I’m not literally made of ice. Except maybe right here?
*points to forehead crest*
Ooh, idea!
*removes knife, cuts off bit of forehead ice*
If this regenerates, I officially have the most badass ice dispenser ever.
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*Rolls eyes.*

And you say i'm weird.. Dad.. what if I made myself weed?
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
*Rolls eyes.*

And you say i'm weird.. Dad.. what if I made myself weed?
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Well... if that means you could do weed with no health drawbacks, that’d be awesome. Though I imagine you’d adjust to the constant high and then eventually life would just feel normal to you (except that maybe you’d have @Guifrog-like powers of drugging people on contact), so maybe it wouldn’t be all that great?
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Well... if that means you could do weed with no health drawbacks, that’d be awesome. Though I imagine you’d adjust to the constant high and then eventually life would just feel normal to you (except that maybe you’d have @Guifrog-like powers of drugging people on contact), so maybe it wouldn’t be all that great?
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*Shurgs.*

I just... want some weed. Wait.. if we have the same noses. Can't I just find some?

*Smells.*

*Cant smell weed cause I'm too used to it.*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
*remains sitting*
Yeah I’m not helping you get weed until I trust you’ve completely kicked the addiction.
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Ugh, but... I'll just be angry.. I dont want that to happen again!.

DO YOU!?
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Son, I’d take the wrath of a thousand Eeveelutions before I assisted you in hurting yourself again.
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*Hands ball into fists.*

WHAT IF I HURT YOU!?
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Absolutely worth it. It is the Knightly charter to save others from suffering at your own expense.
*raises shield*
Also good luck with that.
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I dont want to do that..

you're old dad... not as nimble as you used to be.
 
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