Predators and prey

[ben909]

(I thought leafeon fur was like little pine needles.)


What if I cut your ears off, huh!?

*Rolls eyes.*
Dad and I.. our team name is Ice Tea.

(If thats the case the the fur would become tea fur)

 

[Arishipshape]

What if I cut your ears off, huh!?

Well I’m not a plant, obviously they’d stay cut off.

*Rolls eyes.*
Dad and I.. our team name is Ice Tea.

I bequeath upon you the finest honor I can bestow: not utterly obliterating you for making a pun.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well I’m not a plant, obviously they’d stay cut off.

I bequeath upon you the finest honor I can bestow: not utterly obliterating you for making a pun.

That isn't a pun. You're literally made of ice, I'm literally made of tea.

*Huff.*

 

[lenago]

*Rolls eyes.*
Dad and I.. our team name is Ice Tea.

Bwa.. bahahaha!!! *falls down on the floor laughing *

Hahahaha!! Thats was a good one!

 

[ssaannttoo]

UGH. What is this stupid tea thing I need to do?

 

[ben909]

UGH. What is this stupid tea thing I need to do?

(In what way?)

 

[Arishipshape]

That isn't a pun. You're literally made of ice, I'm literally made of tea.

*Huff.*

I’m not literally made of ice. Except maybe right here?
*points to forehead crest*
Ooh, idea!
*removes knife, cuts off bit of forehead ice*
If this regenerates, I officially have the most badass ice dispenser ever.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I’m not literally made of ice. Except maybe right here?
*points to forehead crest*
Ooh, idea!
*removes knife, cuts off bit of forehead ice*
If this regenerates, I officially have the most badass ice dispenser ever.

*Rolls eyes.*

And you say i'm weird.. Dad.. what if I made myself weed?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Rolls eyes.*

And you say i'm weird.. Dad.. what if I made myself weed?

Well... if that means you could do weed with no health drawbacks, that’d be awesome. Though I imagine you’d adjust to the constant high and then eventually life would just feel normal to you (except that maybe you’d have @Guifrog-like powers of drugging people on contact), so maybe it wouldn’t be all that great?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well... if that means you could do weed with no health drawbacks, that’d be awesome. Though I imagine you’d adjust to the constant high and then eventually life would just feel normal to you (except that maybe you’d have @Guifrog-like powers of drugging people on contact), so maybe it wouldn’t be all that great?

*Shurgs.*

I just... want some weed. Wait.. if we have the same noses. Can't I just find some?

*Smells.*

*Cant smell weed cause I'm too used to it.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shurgs.*

I just... want some weed. Wait.. if we have the same noses. Can't I just find some?

*Smells.*

*Cant smell weed cause I'm too used to it.*

I don’t smell any (except some residue from your habit), soooo... no?

 

[lenago]

*Shurgs.*

I just... want some weed. Wait.. if we have the same noses. Can't I just find some?

*Smells.*

*Cant smell weed cause I'm too used to it.*

Can't you use your hair, it IS plant material right? And it will grow back

 

[Arishipshape]

Can't you use your hair, it IS plant material right? And it will grow back

Ooh, are my hangey ribbon thingies hair? Will they grow back? I could attach one to my pommel and it’d look really freaking cool!
*asks @ben909 for an Eeveelution biology guide*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I don’t smell any (except some residue from your habit), soooo... no?

I don’t smell any (except some residue from your habit), soooo... no?

You're coming with me.

*tries Drags you out.*

 

[Arishipshape]

You're coming with me.

*tries Drags you out.*

*remains sitting*
Yeah I’m not helping you get weed until I trust you’ve completely kicked the addiction.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*remains sitting*
Yeah I’m not helping you get weed until I trust you’ve completely kicked the addiction.

Ugh, but... I'll just be angry.. I dont want that to happen again!.

DO YOU!?

 

[Arishipshape]

Ugh, but... I'll just be angry.. I dont want that to happen again!.

DO YOU!?

Son, I’d take the wrath of a thousand Eeveelutions before I assisted you in hurting yourself again.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Son, I’d take the wrath of a thousand Eeveelutions before I assisted you in hurting yourself again.

*Hands ball into fists.*

WHAT IF I HURT YOU!?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Hands ball into fists.*

WHAT IF I HURT YOU!?

Absolutely worth it. It is the Knightly charter to save others from suffering at your own expense.
*raises shield*
Also good luck with that.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Absolutely worth it. It is the Knightly charter to save others from suffering at your own expense.
*raises shield*
Also good luck with that.

I dont want to do that..

you're old dad... not as nimble as you used to be.

 

[Weirdo9018]

My leaves in a twist. MY LEAVES IN A TWIST.

What always has your girly ribbons in a bunch and SHOVED. UP. YOUR. ASS!

*noms sassynntto’s leg next*

 

[Arishipshape]

I dont want to do that..

you're old dad... not as nimble as you used to be.

*raises eyebrow*
I’m in the prime of my youth! I’d just became a Knight upon being deployed to PvP island! And that was what, a year ago?
...
*realizes the Council probably wanted to be rid of me*

 

[lenago]

I dont want to do that..

you're old dad... not as nimble as you used to be.

HA!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*noms sassynntto’s leg next*

*Swats you.*

NO TOUCHY!

*raises eyebrow*
I’m in the prime of my youth! I’d just became a Knight upon being deployed to PvP island! And that was what, a year ago?
...
*realizes the Council probably wanted to be rid of me*

I'm just saying dad...

 

[Weirdo9018]

*Swats you.*

NO TOUCHY!


I'm just saying dad...

Don’t SWAT my house while I’m streaming bro >:/