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Predators and Prey

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*noms sassynntto’s leg next*
*Swats you.*

NO TOUCHY!

*raises eyebrow*
I’m in the prime of my youth! I’d just became a Knight upon being deployed to PvP island! And that was what, a year ago?
...
*realizes the Council probably wanted to be rid of me*
I'm just saying dad...
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Fine. I’ll take whatever wounds you can inflict to spare you further pain, especially on my account.
Thats not what I'm saying!
Why cant you ever just be.. uGH!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*writes “me seriously” on a piece of paper*
*takes it*
*Fumes.*

So, you start being a dad now, when I NEED you and your help. NEVER ONCE WHEN I WAS A KID. UGH, and I thought you.. never mind.

*Pouts.*
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
Though I imagine you’d adjust to the constant high and then eventually life would just feel normal to you (except that maybe you’d have @Guifrog-like powers of drugging people on contact), so maybe it wouldn’t be all that great?
I can't tell what kinda wonders a newly born weed-creature would experience, but with huggophilic highaloids one just has to control their diet, for more ants = more toxic. Occasional outbursts of randomness may become routine, yes. You get a few moments of hyperactivity, then return to super slow thinking. You may go from BOT-BANANA-HUSBAND-BEN to idle state, like a roller coaster

Not sure I recommend it to everybody, each brain is a mystery.. My adjustment to myself took long, but such is the process for my species and I came to find it pretty normal as an adult
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*smiles, tinged with regret*
I THOUGHT YOU CARED! I thought you mean it when you said I WAS VALUABLE! I guess I'm only valuable to you as the butt end of jokes!

FINE, IF THIS IS HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME!

*Flips table.*

*Storms out.*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
I can't tell what kinda wonders a newly born weed-creature would experience, but with huggophilic highaloids one just has to control their diet, for more ants = more toxic. Occasional outbursts of randomness may become routine, yes. You get a few moments of hyperactivity, then return to super slow thinking. You may go from BOT-BANANA-HUSBAND-BEN to idle state, like a roller coaster

Not sure I recommend it to everybody, each brain is a mystery.. My adjustment to myself took long, but such is the process for my species and I came to find it pretty normal as an adult
Noted. I’ll relay that to Ssaannttoo—
I THOUGHT YOU CARED! I thought you mean it when you said I WAS VALUABLE! I guess I'm only valuable to you as the butt end of jokes!

FINE, IF THIS IS HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME!

*Flips table.*

*Storms out.*
*slowly replaces table*
*massages forehead and sighs*
What am I going to do...
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Noted. I’ll relay that to Ssaannttoo—

*slowly replaces table*
*massages forehead and sighs*
What am I going to do...
*Storms off to nowhere to my apartment.*

*Unlocks the door furiously, slams it shut.*

*Goes over to my decorative vase.*

*Shaters it.*

*Takes out the bag from inside.*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Storms off to nowhere to my apartment.*

*Unlocks the door furiously, slams it shut.*

*Goes over to my decorative vase.*

*Shaters it.*

*Takes out the bag from inside.*
*Takes that special baggie and goes into my room to do that and some other private stuff.*

xD
 
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