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*Sees dad.*I too am often tormented by PvP’s general lack of regard for things like decency.
*Sinks deeper.*
H-h-hi..

*Sees dad.*I too am often tormented by PvP’s general lack of regard for things like decency.
*gasps*You know what? That's a good point.
*Takes notes*
Do tell, who is this Mad Eye Moody?
I figured this was where you went. Just wanted to let you know we were setting off on our epic quest today. You know, after breakfast. What would you like? Eggs and bacon with a nice sunbath?*Sees dad.*
*Sinks deeper.*
H-h-hi..
S-sunny side up sounds good.*I figured this was where you went. Just wanted to let you know we were setting off on our epic quest today. You know, after breakfast. What would you like? Eggs and bacon with a nice sunbath?
*lights campfire*S-sunny side up sounds good.*
*Turns bright green>*
I HAVE A STOVE!*lights campfire*
*uses axe head as makeshift pan*
*cooks eggs*
Good thing you want sunny side up. I don’t think I could flip like this lol
*face falls*I HAVE A STOVE!
Wherever the stove is located, fire can spread, so I’m not sure how much of a boon that is.and most importantly it isn't in my room....
Ugh, just let me do it!*face falls*
Oh. I’d presumed you hadn’t paid the natural gas bill.
*enters house*
*gags*
Are you trying to make smoked eggs? *cough* How much weed have you done in here?
*exits, returns to axe cooking*
Wherever the stove is located, fire can spread, so I’m not sure how much of a boon that is.
Wow, son, that’s some top tier armor you got there. What’s the AC bonus on a blanket?Ugh, just let me do it!
*Gets up, brings blanket with me. Just wraps it around, dragging on the floor.*
*Growls.*Wow, son, that’s some top tier armor you got there. What’s the AC bonus on a blanket?
Hello nephew*Growls.*
F you...
*Trips and falls.*
That would be really bad for the axe and make the metal soft... i have been warching too much tv about this*lights campfire*
*uses axe head as makeshift pan*
*cooks eggs*
Good thing you want sunny side up. I don’t think I could flip like this lol
(We do strange things while waiting for others to get on to play :3)<walks into room>
"Excellent! This PVP game sounds like a delightful distraction!"
<observes room>
"What on earth is going on here..."
YOU"RE HERE TOOO!!Hello nephew
Ah, very well then.
<whips out notebook and quill for us to tally in>
That will be a '-2' for me, it seems.
Hello(We do strange things while waiting for others to get on to play :3)
YOU"RE HERE TOOO!!
Why do all of my Uncles have to be so weird.<violently scribbles out inexperienced entry>
Oh, my how humiliating. It seems my records were off. Let us start again with a -1, shall we?
My humble apologies for incorrect observation of this newfound culture. I must study more deeply.
Nah, I have, but I barely remember it. I read The Prisoner of Azkaban and the Sorcerer's Stone.*gasps*
You haven’t read Harry Potter?
"I... I beg your pardon, did you just refer to me as 'uncle'? I fear you are mistaken, my new-found acquaintance."Why do all of my Uncles have to be so weird.
*Shimmies over towards my wardrobe.*
Trust me, it'll.....take some getting used to."I... I beg your pardon, did you just refer to me as 'uncle'? I fear you are mistaken, my new-found acquaintance."
At them moment his character does that"I... I beg your pardon, did you just refer to me as 'uncle'? I fear you are mistaken, my new-found acquaintance."
*Eye roll.*"I... I beg your pardon, did you just refer to me as 'uncle'? I fear you are mistaken, my new-found acquaintance."