Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*Glares.*

You had better not look....

*Goes to my wardrobe to get my hoodie. Trips and falls, the blanket falling off of me.*

*Y'all see my brightly colored lingerie.*



AHHHH!

*wasn’t looking until you screamed*
What is it? What’s—

*stumbles out, keeping eyes closed*

Oh God my sweet innocent eyes! I’m blinded!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*wasn’t looking until you screamed*
What is it? What’s—
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*stumbles out, keeping eyes closed*

Oh God my sweet innocent eyes! I’m blinded!

*Ears flatten as I cover myself.*

OUT, EVERBODY OUT!

 

[GentleButter]

*wasn’t looking until you screamed*
What is it? What’s—
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*stumbles out, keeping eyes closed*

Oh God my sweet innocent eyes! I’m blinded!

It's impossible to not hear that image

 

[GentleButter]

*Ears flatten as I cover myself.*

OUT, EVERBODY OUT!

M-m-my apologies! Why on earth were we playing in your room! I fear I am equally filled with confusion as I am regret!

 

[Arishipshape]

M-m-my apologies! Why on earth were we playing in your room! I fear I am equally filled with confusion as I am regret!

*is currently washing eyes out in nearby river*
I only came to get him some breakfast and go questing!!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*is currently washing eyes out in nearby river*
I only came to get him some breakfast and go questing!!

*Puts hoodie on.*


Never, ever speak of this to anybody...

 

[GentleButter]

*is currently washing eyes out in nearby river*
I only came to get him some breakfast and go questing!!

WHY DID I FOLLOW A COMPLETE STRANGER INTO HERE

 

[Universe]

Sets up toast for toast magic, ignoring yesterdays issues with toast magic

*giggles* I’m stuck

 

[Arishipshape]

*Puts hoodie on.*


Never, ever speak of this to anybody...

*still at river*

I won’t but why the f*ck were you doing that!?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*still at river*

I won’t but why the f*ck were you doing that!?

D-doing what?


*Looks away blushing deeply.*

 

[Arishipshape]

D-doing what?


*Looks away blushing deeply.*

*gets up*
*water is frozen to my face, making an ice mask*

THAT!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gets up*
*water is frozen to my face, making an ice mask*

THAT!

"That" isn't very specific....

 

[Arishipshape]

"That" isn't very specific....

Well perhaps that’s because mere words can’t describe the horror I just witnessed! You know very well what I’m referring to!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well perhaps that’s because mere words can’t describe the horror I just witnessed! You know very well what I’m referring to!

I.. I wear clothes... so what?

 

[GentleButter]

Well perhaps that’s because mere words can’t describe the horror I just witnessed! You know very well what I’m referring to!

Lets not be too quick to judge... Perhaps it was.... Tactical lingerie.

 

[Arishipshape]

I.. I wear clothes... so what?

If it was no big deal, you wouldn’t have hidden it! Don’t play the fool for me!
*dries face off by dwindling campfire*

Lets not be too quick to judge... Perhaps it was.... Tactical lingerie.

Okay, Ssaannttoo has 3 minutes to explain how tactically advantageous that was. Go.

 

[Arishipshape]

I.. I wear clothes... so what?

Additionally, but on a slightly less relevant point, clothes aren’t exactly super common around here, so it sort of matters even if they weren’t... *shudders*

 

[ssaannttoo]

If it was no big deal, you wouldn’t have hidden it! Don’t play the fool for me!
*dries face off by dwindling campfire*

Okay, Ssaannttoo has 3 minutes to explain how tactically advantageous that was. Go.

Ugh! I just like it okay! It.. it makes me feel good!!!!

 

[Arishipshape]

Ugh! I just like it okay! It.. it makes me feel good!!!!

Whyyyy?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Whyyyy?

I... I like how tight it is.. I like the way it looks in a mirror! Sometimes i just dont wanna be super masculine!

 

[GentleButter]

Ugh! I just like it okay! It.. it makes me feel good!!!!

Of course! Especially when in a drowsy state, one must have a hightened sense of serotonin to increase chances of warding off those who may attack you when you are most vulnerable!
Genius!

 

[ben909]

Okay, Ssaannttoo has 3 minutes to explain how tactically advantageous that was. Go.

It defeated you in one shot

 

[ssaannttoo]

Whyyyy?

It also keeps everything... 'in place' !

 

[Arishipshape]

I... I like how tight it is.. I like the way it looks in a mirror! Sometimes i just dont wanna be super masculine!

There’s nothing wrong with not being masculine! Masculinity isn’t inherently good! But why do you like that??

Of course! Especially when in a drowsy state, one must have a hightened sense of serotonin to increase chances of warding off those who may attack you when you are most vulnerable!
Genius!

*deadpan glare*

It defeated you in one shot

 

[ssaannttoo]

There’s nothing wrong with not being masculine! Masculinity isn’t inherently good! But why do you like that??

Ugh... you've never tried it! You wouldn't know..