Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Ugh... you've never tried it! You wouldn't know..

*flashbacks to wedding where I was drugged and forced into a dress for a few seconds*
Correct. I’ve definitely never tried it and definitely wouldn’t know.
But that’s the ad hominem fallacy, just because I wouldn’t know doesn’t mean I can’t know.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*flashbacks to wedding where I was drugged forced into a dress for a few seconds*
Correct. I’ve definitely never tried it and definitely wouldn’t know.
But that’s the ad hominem fallacy, just because I wouldn’t know doesn’t mean I can’t know.

I just.. I.. I like how it feels to wear it. I like how it looks on me. I.. It's all hidden under my hoodie so I dont bother anybody with it.. I..

*Sighs.*

I only wear my skirts in my apartment.

*Flinches, waiting for your yelling.*

 

[GentleButter]

<puzzled>
I'm not sure I understand, what is the significance of the undergarments? Do the lace patterns signify religious beliefs? Does the color indicate he's a spellcaster?

 

[ssaannttoo]

<puzzled>
I'm not sure I understand, what is the significance of the undergarments? Do the lace patterns signify religious beliefs? Does the color indicate he's a spellcaster?

WHY CANT I WEAR IT BECAUSE I WANT TO!?

 

[ben909]

WHY CANT I WEAR IT BECAUSE I WANT TO!?

unsure

 

[Arishipshape]

I just.. I.. I like how it feels to wear it. I like how it looks on me. I.. It's all hidden under my hoodie so I dont bother anybody with it.. I..

*Sighs.*

I only wear my skirts in my apartment.

*Flinches, waiting for your yelling.*

Where you wear it is beside the point. I’m trying to understand why. What’s appealing about... “how it looks”?

<puzzled>
I'm not sure I understand, what is the significance of the undergarments? Do the lace patterns signify religious beliefs? Does the color indicate he's a spellcaster?

In societies with sexual reproduction, undergarments typically carry sexual overtones and implications. Thus Ssaannttoo’s accusations of perversion when we were in his room. Undergarments intended for the other gender carry even more implications. None of which I know, as I’m a chivalrous Knight who dares not delve into the meanings of such things. But I know they exist.

 

[GentleButter]

WHY CANT I WEAR IT BECAUSE I WANT TO!?

IS IT YELLING TIME
MY PEOPLE LOVE YELLING TIME

 

[Kope]

*Puts hoodie on.*


Never, ever speak of this to anybody...

*steals hoodie*

 

[Kope]

Hey look I’m @ssaannttoo *puts hoodie on* darkness despair agony *faints*

 

[GentleButter]

Where you wear it is beside the point. I’m trying to understand why. What’s appealing about... “how it looks”?

In societies with sexual reproduction, undergarments typically carry sexual overtones and implications. Thus Ssaannttoo’s accusations of perversion when we were in his room. Undergarments intended for the other gender carry even more implications. None of which I know, as I’m a chivalrous Knight who dares not delve into the meanings of such things. But I know they exist.

OOOOooooOOOOooOohhHHH
I get it now!
Santo is in brumation!
<pats Santos back with gusto>
Congratulations on your coming of age!

 

[ben909]

*Puts hoodie on.*


Never, ever speak of this to anybody...

you should leave some leaf space open for direct sublight

 

[ssaannttoo]

Where you wear it is beside the point. I’m trying to understand why. What’s appealing about... “how it looks”?

I like the way it holds to my body. I like the colors of them. Its better for fighting than you'd think! Keeps things in place, and I dont get caught on them..
It just feels right.

IS IT YELLING TIME
MY PEOPLE LOVE YELLING TIME

NO IT"S NOT!

 

[ssaannttoo]

OOOOooooOOOOooOohhHHH
I get it now!
Santo is in brumation!
<pats Santos back with gusto>
Congratulations on your coming of age!

What did you just call me?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*steals hoodie*

*Covers myself, and my undergarments.*

GIVE THAT BACK!

Hey look I’m @ssaannttoo *puts hoodie on* darkness despair agony *faints*

*Kicks you while you're down.*

 

[Arishipshape]

IS IT YELLING TIME
MY PEOPLE LOVE YELLING TIME

I have many delectable phrases to yell. Such as “NANI” and “IT’S OVER 9000” and “FFFUUUUUUUUUU—

OOOOooooOOOOooOohhHHH
I get it now!
Santo is in brumation!
<pats Santos back with gusto>
Congratulations on your coming of age!

What’s brumation?

I like the way it holds to my body. I like the colors of them. Its better for fighting than you'd think! Keeps things in place, and I dont get caught on them..
It just feels right.

*visible confusion*
*you can practically hear the fuses blowing in my brain as I try to comprehend*
*mouths “holds to my body” questioningly*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*visible confusion*
*you can practically hear the fuses blowing in my brain as I try to comprehend*

*Sad sigh.*

I knew you'd never understand. thats why I never told you.

 

[GentleButter]

I have many delectable phrases to yell. Such as “NANI” and “IT’S OVER 9000” and “FFFUUUUUUUUUU—

What’s brumation?

*visible confusion*
*you can practically hear the fuses blowing in my brain as I try to comprehend*
*mouths “holds to my body” questioningly*

Brumation is the time where a lizard creates their eggs. simply marvelous! A true right of passage! Often our plumage becomes brighter, hence the ceremonial undergarments!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sad sigh.*

I knew you'd never understand. thats why I never told you.

*starts to smile*
Wait wait I think I—
*frowns*
Nope, still not getting it... maybe if I indulged in physical comfort more often I’d understand?
Colors and efficient fighting garb are things you can have without, well, you know... so why these in particular? Why would that make you feel good, do you think?

 

[Arishipshape]

Brumation is the time where a lizard creates their eggs. simply marvelous! A true right of passage! Often our plumage becomes brighter, hence the ceremonial undergarments!

Ahh. That makes sense. I’m quite uninformed about cultures out of my own, so learning from you ought to be an enjoyable experience. Thank ye kindly for enlightening me.

 

[ben909]

Attempts understanding... fails

Probably will be less active for a bit today, not sure how long(rl nothing to do with pvp)

And i escape orbed out and cannot fast travel

 

[ssaannttoo]

*starts to smile*
Wait wait I think I—
*frowns*
Nope, still not getting it... maybe if I indulged in physical comfort more often I’d understand?
Colors and efficient fighting garb are things you can have without, well, you know... so why these in particular? Why would that make you feel good, do you think?

*Shrugs.*

I like being girly!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shrugs.*

I like being girly!

But as a male, you cannot be girly, unless you’re referring to the societal construct of girliness in which case you can subscribe to it but it wouldn’t be the norm, or particularly convenient...

 

[GentleButter]

My first time being an uncle, and my nephew is in brumation!
<eyes glimmer with uncharacteristic excitement>
I'm so proud of you, Santo!

 

[ssaannttoo]

But as a male, you cannot be girly, unless you’re referring to the societal construct of girliness in which case you can subscribe to it but it wouldn’t be the norm, or particularly convenient...

Which Is why I tried to hide it! I can't be me without people thinking i'm weird, or RUNNING SCREAMING FROM MY ROOM!

*pointed glare.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

My first time being an uncle, and my nephew is in brumation!
<eyes glimmer with uncharacteristic excitement>
I'm so proud of you, Santo!

uh.. thanks? But I dont think I make eggs... Weird Uncle Ben? Where do eevees come from?