Son, never avoid doing things because of what other people will think. People think wrong things all the time. I know people who think the earth is flat! Other people’s thoughts are an awful compass. You must try with all of your might to stick to the truth.
Dude.. we can just use my weed lamps...
Pokemon do breed via eggs. Males don’t lay them, but GentleButter’s incubator may come in handy.
Ooh, that’ll make weed acquisition significantly easier. Does weed improve with age?
*forces a smile*
Sure..
So... you accept that I do this right? You're not gonna try to force me not to?
Now why would we need lamps for weeds, and how will that support your future hatchlings?
*Sighs.*
Its okay! Your hatchlings will flee the nest within a day.
they.. they what?
Excellent! Then you’ll have high quality weed rarely, rather than get addicted and suffer on crap weed!
Are you doing anything immoral? No. Weird and evil are two different things. I’ll only force you not to do evil, and that’s due to my obligations as a Knight and a father.
Tell me about it.
Well, I mean, you can't expect them to hang around the nest forever! At some point, you must cut off the parenting or else they might hang around for two days! Useless!
...
I use my uh... dressing and weed as a distresseser.
*Sighs.*
I dont get to keep them?
What does my happiness have to do with anything? I’m but one man. I am mortal, and will eventually die. What do I matter? You can’t base your life on making me happy. You can’t control me. You cannot “make” me happy, only I can choose how I live. And you shouldn’t do what you do to preserve my happiness. My happiness is my responsibility. If you’re going to restrain yourself, or make yourself not do something you want to do, I’d rather it be for morality’s sake than mine.
K-keep them? What will you do when they challenge you to your death for your territory? 5 days old is an incredibly volatile time in the hormones of a hatchling
Allow me to introduce you to how mammals do things.
you still havent given me an answer. PREFERABLY something that isn't long and drawn out!
Fascinating!
Yes I don’t approve, and no, that shouldn’t stop you. If you honestly believe it’s moral (which I agree with, so long as you spare me from seeing it) and good (which I don’t get but to each their own), go forth and do it.
Indeed. They are fed by their parents for as long as eighteen years! But eventually they learn how to do some sort of trade or profession, and can earn a living proper.
Because my approval isn’t the point of life. The point is to live the moral, good life, and if doing... that is what you think that looks like, do it. I’ve been wrong before. I am not the ultimate arbiter of truth.
