Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

I wonder, what will you tell yourself when You loose!?

I’m not sure. I’d likely be dead at that point, so I probably won’t have to tell myself anything. But again, I’d like to point out that I have the type advantage, full iron armor, a veritable armory of weapons, and more experience. You’d be quite foolish to fight me with intent to kill. I might hurt you.

 

[GentleButter]

Ah, thanks, but I prefer other stuff. I just get so annoyed at kernels getting stuck in my teeth.

Oh, yes those blasted things are always creating discomfort. Curse those delicious popped temptresses.
<the last part is sort of cut off by a mouthful of popcorn, and Gimhe gaizes in the direction of the battle.>

 

[Universe]

I’m not sure. I’d likely be dead at that point, so I probably won’t have to tell myself anything. But again, I’d like to point out that I have the type advantage, full iron armor, a veritable armory of weapons, and more experience. You’d be quite foolish to fight me with intent to kill. I might hurt you.

NEPHEW REMEMBER THE FIGHTING LESSONS I GAVE YOU

 

[ssaannttoo]

I might hurt you.

I DONT CARE!

*VIne whips your shield in an attempt to pull it away.*

 

[Arishipshape]

I DONT CARE!

*VIne whips your shield in an attempt to pull it away.*

*it’s successfully yanked*
*i replace it with an axe and dual wield sharp death to hold you back as I slowly move to retrieve it*

 

[Universe]

*it’s successfully yanked*
*i replace it with an axe and dual wield sharp death to hold you back as I slowly move to retrieve it*

*snoutpaws*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*it’s successfully yanked*
*i replace it with an axe and dual wield sharp death to hold you back as I slowly move to retrieve it*

*I shout out in pure rage as I charge, shooting a few percision leafs to hit the shield away.*

NOT SO TOUGH WITHOUT YOUR SHIELD ARE YOU!

 

[Arishipshape]

*I shout out in pure rage as I charge, shooting a few percision leafs to hit the shield away.*

NOT SO TOUGH WITHOUT YOUR SHIELF ARE YOU!

Admittedly losing my shield removes many of my defensive options, yes. And I’d rather not hurt you, so those are my best options.
So while my toughness isn’t affected in the slightest, I am reduced.
*chucks holy water bottle at your feet as a distraction*
*dives for shield*

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

Oh, yes those blasted things are always creating discomfort. Curse those delicious popped temptresses.
<the last part is sort of cut off by a mouthful of popcorn, and Gimhe gaizes in the direction of the battle.>

Hah, agreed fellow. Agreed.....

*Watches reality show level drama between the two*

This really is The Real FurFamily of Furaffinity (Not at all rips of The Real Housewives of Hollywood)

 

[GentleButter]

@Universe , @Zenith the Mew ,
<turns to y'all after another mouthful of popcorn>
Fascinating! Does the winner take this territory? Or perhaps control of the females in this populace?

 

[Universe]

Admittedly losing my shield removes many of my defensive options, yes. And I’d rather not hurt you, so those are my best options.
So while my toughness isn’t affected in the slightest, I am reduced.
*chucks holy water bottle at your feet as a distraction*
*dives for shield*

*snoutpaws again*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Admittedly losing my shield removes many of my defensive options, yes. And I’d rather not hurt you, so those are my best options.
So while my toughness isn’t affected in the slightest, I am reduced.
*chucks holy water bottle at your feet as a distraction*
*dives for shield*

*Absorbs the water to make my body stronger.*

You FOOL!

*I let you have the shield, but I use the dive as a chance to unleash a whip attack against your legs, wrapping my vines around your ankles.es.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

@Universe , @Zenith the Mew ,
<turns to y'all after another mouthful of popcorn>
Fascinating! Does the winner take this territory? Or perhaps control of the females in this populace?

MY FATHER PREFERS DICK ANYWAYS!

 

[Universe]

NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME IN MY FIGHTING LESSONS

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

@Universe , @Zenith the Mew ,
<turns to y'all after another mouthful of popcorn>
Fascinating! Does the winner take this territory? Or perhaps control of the females in this populace?

You know, predominantly, when two alpha males battle, I think they do it to defend one's title. Or......if National Geographic taught me anything, it's probably the land, seeing there's not a lady in right I suppose.

Or, could be two natural predators facing the common butting of heads. Happens quite often in this environment.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Absorbs the water to make my body stronger.*

You FOOL!

*I let you have the shield, but I use the dive as a chance to unleash a whip attack against your legs, wrapping my vines around your ankles.es.*

*ankles bound*
*collapses*
I’d, er, expected it’d light on fire. You know, cuz you’re weak to fire and stuff—
*slices vine with axe and attempts to untangle ankle knot*

 

[Arishipshape]

MY FATHER PREFERS DICK ANYWAYS!

Excuse me, I am a Knight. I want absolutely no sexual relations outside of a heterosexual marriage, thank you very much.
*resumes escaping*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*ankles bound*
I’d, er, expected it’d light on fire. You know, cuz you’re weak to fire and stuff—
*slices vine with axe and attempts to untangle ankle knot*

AH!!

*Your legs are still bound, however they are no longer attached to me.*

*Charges with a two leaf blade sickles in my hands. I prepare a sidestep as a counter.*

 

[Universe]

*Enhances @ssaannttoo with Celestial magic*

 

[Kope]

*Covers myself, and my undergarments.*

GIVE THAT BACK!


*Kicks you while you're down.*

*dies*

 

[Arishipshape]

AH!!

*Your legs are still bound, however they are no longer attached to me.*

*Charges with a two leaf blade sickles in my hands. I prepare a sidestep as a counter.*

*gives up untying and slices with knife*
Haha—shi—
*blocks with shield, still prone*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gives up untying and slices with knife*
Haha—shi—
*blocks with shield, still prone*

*Side steps at the last second, slashing the ground with one of my sickles.*

*I follow through, digging my feet into the ground, ready for the follow back.*

 

[GentleButter]

<Gimhe pulls out a scroll and begins muttering to himself, seeming to dematerialize for a minute. When he becomes opaque again, he has two corkbottles of a swirly maroon liquid in his hands. He hands them both to @Universe .>
Here, these are for Santo and Ari to heal up post battle.

 

[Universe]

*enhances @ssaannttoo with more celestial magic*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Side steps at the last second, slashing the ground with one of my sickles.*

*I follow through, digging my feet into the ground, ready for the follow back.*

*ascends to feet*
I’m surprised you didn’t hit me while I was down. Very noble of you! I’m proud.
*holds shield tightly and shield bashes*